Small Mammal Supremacy Thread - Hamster, rat, ferret, rabbit, etc. appreciation and discussion

[Sonic]

I've seen several cat and dog threads but what about small mammals?

Post pictures of your critters.

This is my bunny, Luna -- she's a 3 year old rescue my man gave me for Valentines Day back in 2021. She is free-roaming part time with a 6' x 6' enclosure containing a Bunny Mansion, cat tree peices, tunnels and all the toys a bunny could ever ask for. Her old owners kept her confined to a cage with very little stimulation for the first year of her life so I made sure this little bunny had as much space as possible while I'm at work. She loves to explore, be pet for hours on end and watching TV with me at the foot of my bed in the evenings. Her favorite shows are SVU and the X-Files and I think her favorite band is Pink Floyd because she also enjoys the movie The Wall.

 

[Monolith]

Paging @ABE LINN COHN (he got irrationally angry about people keeping pet rabbits)

 

[Sonic]

Paging @ABE LINN COHN (he got irrationally angry about people keeping pet rabbits)

Sounds like somebody has no soul, SAD!

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

Sounds like somebody has no soul, SAD!

But where's the lie?

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Name is @Sonic
Keeps rabbit as a pet
What perverted thing do you do to your rabbit?

 

[Sonic]

But where's the lie?

Sitting in a crusty cum dungeon, behind a computer screen trolling rabbit owners on kiwifarms with an Abe Lincoln themed username

 

[Local Fed]

Do manlets qualify for this thread or do they suffer yet another indignity?

 

[Sonic]

Do manlets qualify for this thread or do they suffer yet another indignity?

All small mammals are welcome in this thread, friend

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I've seen several cat and dog threads but what about small mammals?

Post pictures of your critters.

This is my bunny, Luna -- she's a 3 year old rescue my man gave me for Valentines Day back in 2021. She is free-roaming part time with a 6' x 6' enclosure containing a Bunny Mansion, cat tree peices, tunnels and all the toys a bunny could ever ask for. Her old owners kept her confined to a cage with very little stimulation for the first year of her life so I made sure this little bunny had as much space as possible while I'm at work. She loves to explore, be pet for hours on end and watching TV with me at the foot of my bed in the evenings. Her favorite shows are SVU and the X-Files and I think her favorite band is Pink Floyd because she also enjoys the movie The Wall.

@Mr Bunny I may need you to sing backup/play guitar here (also we need you to contribute to this thread in general).

Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?

Mother do you think they'll like this song?

Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls?

Ooooooh-aye, mother should I build the wall?

Mother should I run for President?

Mother should I trust the government?

Mother will they put me in the firing line?!

Ooooooohhhhh-aye, is it just a waste of time?

Hush now baby baby don't you cry.

Mama's going to make all your nightmares come true.

Mama's gonna put all her fears into you.

Mama's gonna keep you right here under her wing.

She won't let you fly but she might let you sing.

Mama's gonna keep baby cozy and warm!

Ooooooooohhhh-babe(y)
Ooooooooohhhh-babe(y)
Ooh-baby, 'course mama's gonna help build the wall.
*epic guitar solo*

*epic guitar solo ends*

Mother do you think she's good enough... for meeeeeee?

Mother do you think she's dangerous... to meeeeeee?

Mother will she tear your little boyyyyy apart!

Ooooooohh-aye, mother will she break my heart?

Hush now baby baby don't you cry.

Mama's going to check out all your girlfriends for you.

Mama won't let anyone dirty you through

Mama's going to wait up until you get in.

Mama will always find out where you have been.

Mama is going to keep baby healthy and cleeeeaaaannnn!

Ooooh-baby, ooooh-baby
ooh baby, you'll always be baby to me.

...

Mother did it need to be so high?


This is the best effortpost I ever made

 

[Sonic]

This is the best effortpost I ever made

I've been on this site for 10 years and this is the best post I've ever seen lmao I died laughing this morning

 

[AnsemSoD1]

I love all animals and I love this thread, may God bless your soul.

 

[Mr Bunny]

You rang?

 

[Sonic]

You rang?
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Me and my bunny when the race war hits.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

I don't have a rabbo but I have guinea pigs

 

[Sonic]

I don't have a rabbo but I have guinea pigs

Aww post your babies. Do they start winking when they know its dinner time?

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Aww post your babies. Do they start winking when they know its dinner time?

Here you can see the infamous "deathnap" in progress.


Sadly the white/grey pig got a bladder stone and we had to let him go because he wouldn't have survived surgery and was suffering. So the young multi colored boy is a new to my small herd. He runs around zooming every night and causes chaos in the cage lol.

Yes they know when it's morning treat time and start wheeking whenever I open the fridge throughout the day. Sometimes I get angry teeth chatters if I don't give them a small vegetable treat.

 

[Sonic]

Sadly the white/grey pig got a bladder stone and we had to let him go because he wouldn't have survived surgery and was suffering.

Oh no! I'm so sorry to hear that, poor baby The only downside to any small mammal is that their metabolism is so fast that you really have to be on it with catching any illness... don't even get me started on how any animal that isn't a cat/dog has to go to an "exotic" vet... My bunny had GI stasis and she wracked up a $600 vet bill. I also learned that bunny enemas are a thing...

Yes they know when it's morning treat time and start wheeking whenever I open the fridge throughout the day. Sometimes I get angry teeth chatters if I don't give them a small vegetable treat.

That's the best lol Guinea Pigs are the cutest... I used to work at a Petco in the small animas section so they'd all get excited when they saw the food cart coming. I miss that.