Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Absolutely Retarded]

If he'd put in better keno numbers he'd have a million in minutes.

If only he had followed his strat of warming up the board with small bets before firing off the big ones he would be a billionaire by now

 

[S.C.U.D.]

His wins don't usually bother me but something about him winning, then losing, then winning the equivalent of a minimum wage worker's yearly pay check within a week gets me a little MATI. Bro sits at his computer all day smoking weed, doesn't even lift a pinkie finger and gets rewarded for it. Just more evidence that we don't live in a meritocracy.

He's not being rewarded for it. Austin always loses his money. Did you not see the big climb earlier this week, only to completely bottom out? Austin is Sisyphus. He rolls the Keno boulder all the way nearly to the top of the Honda Civic mountain, only for it to roll right back down again.

 

[mlanguishi]

He's live right now, $103 on Stake.

ETA and gone in 10min, ragequt.

 

[dumbledore]

New Bossman discord server invite: https://discord.gg/DwWT3dsz

All the older ones(invites) do not work, he deleted them.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

His wins don't usually bother me but something about him winning, then losing, then winning the equivalent of a minimum wage worker's yearly pay check within a week gets me a little MATI. Bro sits at his computer all day smoking weed, doesn't even lift a pinkie finger and gets rewarded for it. Just more evidence that we don't live in a meritocracy.

How exactly did he get rewarded? He pissed away every cent from his big win. Even if he cashed out some bucks and bought some drugs which I think he didn't but I might misremember here. For him it may look like a reward but it's not. Every hit he takes from his crack pipe just draggs him further into the abyss. That's not a reward. The Midas touch was not a reward, it was a curse. Would he have actually bought a car from that money then we may talk about a reward. But even then chances are high that he never would use the car (for what? To get a job? Visit friends? lol) or crash it soon, likely in a DUI, or probably get ripped off from the car dealer.

Don't get MATI bc a gambling cow wins big. Laugh while he pisses it away.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

"I finally found you, the rat causing all my problems"

 

[New Briefcase]

The odds of winning even a Major, much less a Grand $100k+ win in the entire lifetime of the machine's career is virtually zero.

It's me again, the guy who knows slot machine numbers. I can't speak for every slot machine but the vendor no limit city has a lot of numbers available on their page, including how likely you are to get a max win. From a random slot i clicked, the chance of getting a max win of 25,000x is about 1 in 36,000,000. If you check around, some other slots have similarly bad chances where the chance of getting the win is 3-4 orders of magnitude worse than the payout. Yet despite these terrible odds, a recording of someone getting a max win always shows up on youtube within a week of the slot releasing.

Their newest slot is called Ugliest Catch, and it released on the 17th. A video posting a max win appeared the same day.

 

[Collections Agent]

His wins don't usually bother me but something about him winning, then losing, then winning the equivalent of a minimum wage worker's yearly pay check within a week gets me a little MATI. Bro sits at his computer all day smoking weed, doesn't even lift a pinkie finger and gets rewarded for it. Just more evidence that we don't live in a meritocracy.

Just think of it this way:
If BMJ wasn't a low IQ subhuman addicted to multiple drugs he wouldn't be nearly as entertaining. Which means he wouldn't have nearly as big a fanbase. Which means he'd have MUCH less money coming in.

Because of that money he got those wins. Sure he's enabled by his parents but he's heavily crippled with addictions and the problem solving skills of a kindergartner. And because of that he will lose any money he ever gets.

It's not worth getting mad at BMJ for getting money because it'll never be his for long

 

[WelperHelper99]

How exactly did he get rewarded? He pissed away every cent from his big win. Even if he cashed out some bucks and bought some drugs which I think he didn't but I might misremember here. For him it may look like a reward but it's not. Every hit he takes from his crack pipe just draggs him further into the abyss. That's not a reward. The Midas touch was not a reward, it was a curse. Would he have actually bought a car from that money then we may talk about a reward. But even then chances are high that he never would use the car (for what? To get a job? Visit friends? lol) or crash it soon, likely in a DUI, or probably get ripped off from the car dealer.

Don't get MATI bc a gambling cow wins big. Laugh while he pisses it away.

I agree that laughing is the best thing to do. Yes burning 60k is a insanely bad move. It's why I'm here

I'd love for Austin to get better but I don't think he will at this point. So imma gonna sit back and enjoy the ride.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Weedless and angry. Starting to build up debt again

New cope is in. He now blames the vault

He got juiced and deleted the messages one by one lol

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Weedless and angry. Starting to build up debt again
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20 minutes on stream and he already lost everything boss'd rather spend $60 on 4 keno rolls rather than weed.

Edit: 10 minutes later, some $40's worth of juice (prob borrowed) gone, stream's over.

Edit 2: and he's back with $35. Let's go rack up that debt

Edit 3: he went from a $20 deposit up to over $100 and back to 0 using an elaborate strategy of betting $2 and 8x-ing it to several $16 bets in a row. Ragequit with $10 left in the vault. Admits "I'm such a fucking degen bro, I'm doing this to myself bro."
I wish I could've capped the clip.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

Bossman Keno Strategy

1. Treat Keno like a woman. Don't just put your penis into her vagina and fuck the dogshit out of her. You need to warm her up first. Try small bets to get the Keno lubrication going.

2. Pick your numbers so they are all touching. This is vital to success. The Random Number Generator prefers pretty patterns.

3. Remember the top Gambler rule - if it isn't paying, then it is due, so increase your bets.

4. Remember the 2nd top Gambler rule - if it is paying, then it is on a heater, so increase your bets.

5. Never cash in (or as it is known "give up") - as long as you have a balance you need to keep betting. Eventually you will reach a Gazillion dollars or zero. You only have to hit a Gazillion once in your life to be able to afford a used Civic.

6. Don't forget - "Scared Money never made money" - and also - "Mama didn't raise no quitter". Although these were undoubtedly sayings promoted by the Casino industry, they are always true. Always.

7. Occasionally Keno will get all tuckered out and need a rest. Even Random Number Generators need a little nap. While you wait for Keno to get it's strength back, try some Slots or some Crack.

8. Lets Gooooooo

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Well that didn't go so well. The time difference between the first 2 messages and the rest is less than 10 minutes.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Edit 3: he went from a $20 deposit up to over $100 and back to 0 using an elaborate strategy of betting $2 and 8x-ing it to several $16 bets in a row. Ragequit with $10 left in the vault. Admits "I'm such a fucking degen bro, I'm doing this to myself bro."
I wish I could've capped the clip.

At least he was making $2 dollar bets instead of betting the entire farm- and I mean hey, he kept 10 bucks lol. Not a sign of learning really though. Not for Bossman.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

and I mean hey, he kept 10 bucks lol. Not a sign of learning really though. Not for Bossman.

Scarily prophetic. The discord chimpout, which is being DFE'd and replaced with somewhat more civilized begging for juice as I'm typing this, was after he went back on to lose those remaining $10.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Scarily prophetic. The discord chimpout, which is being DFE'd and replaced with somewhat more civilized begging for juice as I'm typing this, was after he went back on to lose those remaining $10.

He couldn't even keep the Hamilton for some crack rocks. Sad man. Sad. At least with drugs, you're smoking it away, not just throwing the money into a shredder, like good grief.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

Won't somebody think of poor jack

 

[moocow]

Won't somebody think of poor jack

Any person who feels the slightest bit of sympathy for this piece of shit just needs to shown images like this (and the endless FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU posts from a couple pages ago) and reminded that just a few short hours before he started screaming his FUCK YOUs and other abuse at his chat for not "helping" him he'd burned through $60k worth of winnings in less than a day.

He's hilarious to watch but god damn man, this guy is a retard and an asshole. Feeling bad for him? Watch him for a couple more minutes. That'll fix it.

 

[MadStan]

Well that didn't go so well. The time difference between the first 2 messages and the rest is less than 10 minutes.

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Personally, I think we ought to give credit for the "thank you" at the end. A thoughtful hate rant.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Someone on KF chat mentioned the rats called his dad to tell on his crack usage.
Is it true lmao?