Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[JustStopDude]

I'm going to have to nicely and respectfully disagree. I knew dealers, pit bosses and floor managers for a long time and indeed, the whales are where it is definitely at. Much like plane tickets, 1stclass pretty much give profit for the flight and the economy class is there to cover the basics.

The regularss pay the bills but every Casino have their whales, because money is everywhere and while we may not see them, they are certainly there. Unlike regulars, they can come in for a few hours in a day once a week and provide revenue for a casino that equals the entirety of all the other patrons there for the week. So they are not often seen, but they are there.

Dave Portney is not fueling up the jet to lose money at "Billy Bob's Jerky Emporium and Slot Mecca on Exit 54 I-81".

 

[AN/ALR56]

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Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down

Does this means the Next MATI is a exclusive on BMJ like that Lowtax one? that'd be hilarious.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

Dave Portney is not fueling up the jet to lose money at "Billy Bob's Jerky Emporium and Slot Mecca on Exit 54 I-81".

He doesn't know what he's missing.

Blackjack and Botulism.

A few years back I fell into some degenerate online gambling behavior over the course of a couple weeks. It started with depositing about $100 bucks or so in at a time to a couple thousand. In total it was around 5k that was deposited that I managed to whittle down to around $200 through roulette and blackjack.

Still can't believe I did that since I was never really a gambler before this but something about losing what I had every time just made me make riskier and riskier bets on roulette to get it back, lose 50, bet 100, lose 100, bet 200 and so on.

What's funny is I actually managed to turn that $200 into $8000 over 3 days, meaning I made up all my losses plus 3k. Unlike BossmanJack I did actually recognize I had a problem and immediately requested to have my money withdrawn, the whole lot.

At first they said they would do it, then they asked for more ID and stalled me for months until banning my account and forcing me to email them and keep making new accounts just to submit more tickets and talk with pointless idiots until they would just ban me again.

In the end they claimed I used an 'illegal system' in roulette, the one where you retardedly bet more every time you lose and that's a no no so I can't have my money back.

After a few more months of fighting it I managed to get the 5k back but not a cent of the winnings, I counted it as a win and a major life lesson.

My professional gambling career lasted a week.

Many years ago, I went to the Casino as a student and turned $20 into about $200 over about an hour on Blackjack. I couldn't lose on $5 bets.

I went home thinking I was some kind of Blackjack Rain Man-type genius.

Had my whole life as a professional Blackjack player planned out. Of course, I'd need to up my bets for the millionaire lifestyle.

Went back the following weekend and lost the lot in about 15 minutes.

Oh well, back to reality.

 

[Love Is Blue]

MLG Bossman
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>in b4 he starts opening csgo cases

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

>in b4 he starts opening csgo cases

Way too slow, he could do 5 keno pulls in the time it takes to open a single case

 

[变性黑鬼]

There is a reason a guy like this can get a $200 a day deal. They could give him $60k a day and it would play out the same way every day. Like the highly trained retrieval dog in this gif, he just always brings it straight back to them:

The only reason you don't give him $60k a day is because it would be too satisfying for him. Smaller amounts keep him hungry, it forces him to grow a community of people who give him money, which is exposure for gambling sites as well as an inflow of cash.

Internally, this day probably feels amazing to him. "DUDE REMEMBER WHEN I MADE 60K? AND THEN I GOT TO GAMBLE WITH 60K?"

 

[Tranny Farmer]

This week has been intense but its nice to be back to classic Bossman begging for 20$ juicers.

I legit hoped he would have withdrawn at least some money but then again, the Andrew who would withdraw 40k would not be the same Andrew who gambled from 200$ to 40k.

In a way its good he doesn't realise how bad he fucked up. Most people (myself included lol) would rope if they lost that ammount of money in 2 days.

 

[MadStan]

This week has been intense but its nice to be back to classic Bossman begging for 20$ juicers.

I legit hoped he would have withdrawn at least some money but then again, the Andrew who would withdraw 40k would not be the same Andrew who gambled from 200$ to 40k.

In a way its good he doesn't realise how bad he fucked up. Most people (myself included lol) would rope if they lost that ammount of money in 2 days.

 

[gaystoner]

It's like we're witnessing someone stuck in the Twilight Zone.

 

[Chicken Gendies]

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It's like we're witnessing someone stuck in the Twilight Zone.

His wins don't usually bother me but something about him winning, then losing, then winning the equivalent of a minimum wage worker's yearly pay check within a week gets me a little MATI. Bro sits at his computer all day smoking weed, doesn't even lift a pinkie finger and gets rewarded for it. Just more evidence that we don't live in a meritocracy.

 

[Drama Fan]

I legit hoped he would have withdrawn at least some money but then again, the Andrew who would withdraw 40k would not be the same Andrew who gambled from 200$ to 40k.

After the first 13k night when he was talking about going car shopping the next day with his dad he made some off-hand remark that made it seem like he didn't know how to cash out crypto into real money that he could put in his bank account. He seems very incompetent with crypto in general which is kind of funny because he's using it basically every day for his gambling addiction, but it hit me a bit later that he's probably never taken anything he's won out in his entire time gambling online (which he says was since Feb 2023); this would mean that every single cent he's won has either gone back into the casino or been used in a crypto transaction (presumably for drugs or giveaways to his fans).
There's a competency trap almost built into his brain. He knows how to put money into crypto and crypto into casinos/others' wallets, but he's to lazy to learn how to cash out plus his main motivations in life all take crypto- gambling, giveaways to keep his audience interested, and drugs. He talked briefly when he still had some of his 50k left about how he should just cash out and have his parents be custodians of most of that money so he only spends it on real things he needs/wants, but there's the perverse incentive that he would both have to put in effort to do that in addition to the fact that it's directly siphoning off of his funds that are most easily converted into his deep rooted vices with a few clicks of a mouse. This combined with the fact that all his essentials are taken care of for the foreseeable future for free and you have an insidious trap for someone like the Bossman where he is content to spin his wheels and go nowhere except get older as life passes him by.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

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It's like we're witnessing someone stuck in the Twilight Zone.

Is this tonight? Dude! Hahaha "i promise i wont lose it im buying a car"

Sits back down and does a THOUSAND DOLLAR KENO BET.

The dad needs to chop down the internet immediately, take his phone, tie
him down and bring him to the Honda dealership in the morning foaming at the mouth and delirious.

 

[3n&$SFGDWYme]

These last 20 pages have been absolutely brilliant. Absolute kino BossManJack.

 

[JustStopDude]

Well, that’s what I’m talking about. Vegas, or casinos like Mohegan Sun. The casinos that put out the big bucks to try and attract the people that can blow real money if coaxed, not the churn palaces that prey upon fixed incomes or working class people with gambling addictions.

The casinos now dotting the USA, or riverboat operations, have always targeted the small timers, chronic gamblers and bored pensioners. I wasn’t aware those type of places ever comped much of anything besides petty stuff. They are like the north strip of Vegas casinos franchised to the rest of the country.

Those high end places are not the norm. I've done HVAC jobs where not only we killed the AC, but the water and sewage to a "casino" and they stayed open.


These are places where the drink girls are either in their sixties or weigh 300 lbs. They are the norm now.

 

[Paul Enwerdhoeven]

Comparing a yearly salary to a lump sum is just crazy. Give someone making 150k a year $60,000 in cash and they would be ecstatic. Paying off mortgage/debts, maybe buying yourself something nice, or going on an incredible vacation.

$60,000 is an insane amount of money to lose in a day for 99.99% of the people on this planet.
Stop downplaying it how retarded BMJ truly is.

If you think winning a years wages in a single gambling session isn't an insane amount of money you've almost got as bad a grasp on monetary value as BMJ

If I heard someone had won an 'insane' amount of money I'd assume he won enough to retire on or buy a house with, not less than what he'd be making every year if he were willing to get a job. Austin could definitely recover from losing $60k if he weren't a crackhead and a gambling addict who refuses to work. That's the issue, not that $60k is such a vast sum of money.

 

[30+GameOvers]

If I heard someone had won an 'insane' amount of money I'd assume he won enough to retire on or buy a house with, not less than what he'd be making every year if he were willing to get a job. Austin could definitely recover from losing $60k if he weren't a crackhead and a gambling addict who refuses to work. That's the issue, not that $60k is such a vast sum of money.

I don't think you ever had 60K in your life, buddy. This is an insane amount of money to someone with half a brain who knows how to spend it. If you gave me that kind of money right now, I would be able to start up my own business that would be it's own regular source of income, and that's AFTER I get everything else more immediate settled. If you're frugal with your money, this could easily be life changing for you, then you got an idiot like BMJ who burns thru it like he does with meth and weed, then ends up wondering how he ended up in a ditch again.
I guess if nothing else, this proves that there is no winning for BMJ. Even if he gets incredibly lucky, the money here goes only one way and the house knows it. It goes without saying that a smart man would withdraw everything he can immediately if he won 12-24K or more, and then left 500-1k in the casino balance to try and get even more later, rinse repeat until casino balance empty or you own a new house.

 

[JT Marlin]

we don't live in a meritocracy.

Hope you figured this out in your 20's and not in your 40's.

 

[mlanguishi]

If I heard someone had won an 'insane' amount of money I'd assume he won enough to retire on or buy a house with, not less than what he'd be making every year if he were willing to get a job. Austin could definitely recover from losing $60k if he weren't a crackhead and a gambling addict who refuses to work. That's the issue, not that $60k is such a vast sum of money.

Maybe this can be some perspective. The biggest slot win on all of Youtube is around $50k at an IRL casino. And there's only a few of those by 1 guy. He was doing $125 or more bets to get those. And he said in the comments he was still down badly overall.

I can understand that boss IRL he's not that much worse off than he was before. Buti if he had the $50k before, just put it in, he's still have lost it all in the same amount of time. I have seen only 1 or 2 house game playing gamblers say there were up significantly and weren't blatantly lying. And by 'significant' I mean more than 5-10x their initial buy in.

The odds of winning even a Major, much less a Grand $100k+ win in the entire lifetime of the machine's career is virtually zero.

 

[JT Marlin]

I don't think you ever had 60K in your life, buddy. This is an insane amount of money to someone with half a brain who knows how to spend it.

If Brokeman Jack put $60k in a S&P 500 index fund like VOO and not touched it for 30 years, he'd have over a million dollars.

And that's factoring no additional contributions over that 30 year period. Nor reinvesting any dividends.

Calculated it using this site with a 9.87% rate of return (S&P 500 Annual Return is 9.9% over the last 57 years, minus MER for VOO).

 

[internet friend]

If Brokeman Jack put $60k in a S&P 500 index fund like VOO and not touched it for 30 years, he'd have over a million dollars.

And that's factoring no additional contributions over that 30 year period. Nor reinvesting any dividends.

Calculated it using this site with a 9.87% rate of return (S&P 500 Annual Return is 9.9% over the last 57 years, minus MER for VOO).

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If he'd put in better keno numbers he'd have a million in minutes.