Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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JustStopDude said:
Your average casino in America isn't in the market for whales. There is no amount of comps that is bringing in a whale to Baltimre, Detroit, some random river boat on the Ohio, an Indian reservation, etc.

At the strip, I totally agree with you. But for your average casino in the states, it's pretty fucking ghetto.

Half the time, when I'm doing work at one of these places, I don't even stay at their hotel because the rooms are typically run down shit holes and the food sucks.
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I'm going to have to nicely and respectfully disagree. I knew dealers, pit bosses and floor managers for a long time and indeed, the whales are where it is definitely at. Much like plane tickets, 1stclass pretty much give profit for the flight and the economy class is there to cover the basics.

The regularss pay the bills but every Casino have their whales, because money is everywhere and while we may not see them, they are certainly there. Unlike regulars, they can come in for a few hours in a day once a week and provide revenue for a casino that equals the entirety of all the other patrons there for the week. So they are not often seen, but they are there.
 
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mlanguishi said:
I really can't imagine that was a 1% edge, even if they swore on a Bible and a dozen Korans. He was winning a lot of small bets and losing most of the big ones he'd do right after. If that game isn't rigged, I'd be amazed. I wouldn't be surprised if someone was changing the 'RNG' outcomes on the fly as he played.
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Why cheat when the game is already openly rigged against the player?
Barsik said:
$60K is an insane amount of money
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Not really, Austin could make more than $60k a year working as an HVAC tech
MadStan said:
I'm going to have to nicely and respectfully disagree. I knew dealers, pit bosses and floor managers for a long time and indeed, the whales are where it is definitely at. Much like plane tickets, 1stclass pretty much give profit for the flight and the economy class is there to cover the basics.

The regularss pay the bills but every Casino have their whales, because money is everywhere and while we may not see them, they are certainly there. Unlike regulars, they can come in for a few hours in a day once a week and provide revenue for a casino that equals the entirety of all the other patrons there for the week. So they are not often seen, but they are there.
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Megawhale Terrance Watanabe (lost over $200 million in one year) got his start gambling at the Harrah's in Council Bluffs, Iowa
 
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Paul Enwerdhoeven said:
Not really, Austin could make more than $60k a year working as an HVAC tech
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Comparing a yearly salary to a lump sum is just crazy. Give someone making 150k a year $60,000 in cash and they would be ecstatic. Paying off mortgage/debts, maybe buying yourself something nice, or going on an incredible vacation.

$60,000 is an insane amount of money to lose in a day for 99.99% of the people on this planet.
Stop downplaying it how retarded BMJ truly is.
 
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Damn, I had a feeling he'd be 0'ed out by the time I woke. He's been crazy to watch over the past few days. I'm a softie who tries to assume the best of lolcows I like, so I tried to have a little hope for the Civic arc- he did mention he only started gambling in like Feburary which is crazy to me. Man, did I underestimate how gamble-brained he already was. Anyway I had been doodling on an old screenshot of Austin while watching his stream last night. I call it "In my Keno Zone"
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degengambalar said:
Comparing a yearly salary to a lump sum is just crazy. Give someone making 150k a year $60,000 in cash and they would be ecstatic. Paying off mortgage/debts, maybe buying yourself something nice, or going on an incredible vacation.

$60,000 is an insane amount of money to lose in a day for 99.99% of the people on this planet.
Stop downplaying it how retarded BMJ truly is.
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It's also unfair to pick the absolute high-point of his streak to say he lost $60k or whatever. He would've had to time his exit perfectly to realize the max gain. Most normal people wouldve cashed out loooong before it got to $60k. If I hit $1k after starting with $20 or whatever I'm looking at the exits
 
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Say what you want about Austin, this was funny.


This thread originally had so many people hating on Keno, it's now arguably produced one of the better arcs of BMJ.
Happy to say I was one of the OG's of the Church of Keno, I always believed in it's potential.

Edit, Also it seems BMJ told his mom about losing $48k and her response to this situation is basically in line of what we know about her, waving away BMJ's fuckups and engaging in his delusions, imagine telling a gambling addict that he can win that bag again :story:
 
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Punished Neco said:
Say what you want about Austin, this was funny.
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This thread originally had so many people hating on Keno, it's now arguably produced one of the better arcs of BMJ.
Happy to say I was one of the OG's of the Church of Keno, I always believed in it's potential.

Edit, Also it seems BMJ told his mom about losing $48k and her response to this situation is basically in line of what we know about her, waving away BMJ's fuckups and engaging in his delusions, imagine telling a gambling addict that he can win that bag again :story:
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Does his mom buy his crack for him as well? Wtf? His dad needs to take control here.
 
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The Punished Mitch said:
If this dumbass is to be believed he didn't even get himself a fat ass bag of weed when he was up $60k, truly THE premium lolcow
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The day prior he ordered an ounce, no two, of someone's finest kush on camera by accident. He also mentioned during his downturn that he was super baked, iirc. If he didn't buy at his zenith it's probably because he was already loaded and he believed he would never be broke again.
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
Dude knows exactly what's he's doing. He want's whatever is left of that $9k back before BMJ can spend it somewhere else. Never let a big winner leave the casino.
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A few years back I fell into some degenerate online gambling behavior over the course of a couple weeks. It started with depositing about $100 bucks or so in at a time to a couple thousand. In total it was around 5k that was deposited that I managed to whittle down to around $200 through roulette and blackjack.

Still can't believe I did that since I was never really a gambler before this but something about losing what I had every time just made me make riskier and riskier bets on roulette to get it back, lose 50, bet 100, lose 100, bet 200 and so on.

What's funny is I actually managed to turn that $200 into $8000 over 3 days, meaning I made up all my losses plus 3k. Unlike BossmanJack I did actually recognize I had a problem and immediately requested to have my money withdrawn, the whole lot.

At first they said they would do it, then they asked for more ID and stalled me for months until banning my account and forcing me to email them and keep making new accounts just to submit more tickets and talk with pointless idiots until they would just ban me again.

In the end they claimed I used an 'illegal system' in roulette, the one where you retardedly bet more every time you lose and that's a no no so I can't have my money back.

After a few more months of fighting it I managed to get the 5k back but not a cent of the winnings, I counted it as a win and a major life lesson.
 
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El Scorcho said:
In the end they claimed I used an 'illegal system' in roulette, the one where you retardedly bet more every time you lose and that's a no no so I can't have my money back.
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You can't get much more cheap than going after people for Martingale style like that. That's why there's bet limits, so you don't break the bank.
 
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