Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[I'mThePatMan!]

He's part of the FatPack Triumvirate (Shane Noakes was eliminated early unfortunately. Rumor is the other members had him killed in a Ceasar-like fashion: repeated treacherous butterknife stabs).

He's the one helping Jackie and Pat faildox Pat's enemies, including the Sweden "Torswats". Recently he's been trying to infiltrate Ona, and is actively picking fights with almost everyone over there. I really don't know what he expected to get by antagonizing the Owen Boys.

He's also the prototype 2005 reddit atheist: holier-than-thou, claims to be a genious member of Mensa (despite being poor), sci-fi writer who literally says "vandalizing an online obituary is worse than being a pedophile". I swear I'm not making this up.

Also, he literally wears a fedora.

Edit: ninj'd by everyone else.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Furthermore, he still supports SFWA even after listening to Obscura's interview with Moira Greyland, but says he "supports her." He's all-around a disingenuous ass-kisser.

patrick finds the most insane degenerates to simp for him and orbit him. it's uncanny.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Eric Hildeman is a living parody of an online atheist, right down to wearing a trilby to go to pro-life events to argue with Christians and founding what he calls a Free Thinkers Club (not making this up) for people who agree with him on everything.

Eric Hildeman has said many times that he has deep respect for people who jerk off while thinking about raping children, and that Patposting is a far more serious crime than being a pedophile.

Coincidentally (I’m sure), Eric Hildeman married a teenager many years younger than him and divorced her as soon as she turned 20. He then married Carrie Kishline Hildeman, an ugly woman 17 years his junior who posts constantly about having explosive diarrhea multiple times a day.

Let’s just say literally no one has ever respected or envied Eric Hildeman.

I honestly think he deserves his own thread at this point. Hell, the entire Pat Pack deserve their own section here (Pat, Jackie, Jon Frimann, Nokes, Hildy, Ooga, the countless more who are bound to step on the train).

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I honestly think he deserves his own thread at this point.

He sure earned one by inserting himself into Pat’s self-created drama. Unfortunately he’s so boring I’m not sure who’d be willing to draft that OP.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

She was ordered to stop using prostitution websites and to give samples of her DNA.

How down bad does one have to be to shell out for this goblin? I think I rather put a bullet in my brain, personally.

 

[Meat Target]

I honestly think he deserves his own thread at this point. Hell, the entire Pat Pack deserve their own section here (Pat, Jackie, Jon Frimann, Nokes, Hildy, Ooga, the countless more who are bound to step on the train).

That's kinda what the Internet Tough Guys subforum is. Null didn't wanna make a sub specifically for the characters of the Patrick Extended Waistline because the Brothermen like to cowtip over on their side of the bleachers. But Null doesn't have time for crossposting troublemakers or board war bullshit.

Thus, this sub is a compromise. It includes the Fativerse characters, but also anyone else that fits the bill of an Internet Tough Guy.

 

[Maude Snew]

is patrick able to do anything that doesn't involve consoooming popculture references?

Glad you asked! I have prepared a little presentation for the feats of one Rick (fat).

Terrible cooking


Terrible carpentry


Terrible gardening


Terribly "manliness"

Great looking greasy an bloated on some ancient aliens type shit


Behold his fat works ye mighty and despair!

 

['Ole Dente]

There's been very few times in my life where I've laughed that hard

That’s what good trolling is. Icarus needed to climb before he fell, so too must a cow.

In his head he think he’s Gandalf/Aslan/some other Noble Sage character swatting away the dumb questioning of an inferior mind, whereas to everyone else he looks like a pompous lunatic. The Josiah Tapes proved it as when he actually Childs someone verbally he puts on this extremely gay inflection that gives away that it’s a performance.

Anybody who writes fiction for a living, continuously fails and is also fat is not anyone you should take advice from. There’s a series of decisions made to get to that point and all of them are purposeful and poorly thought out.

 

[bile demon]

Pat is the Platonic ideal of niggercattle.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

Rarely have I seen a website watermark be so on point.

 

[McMitch]

What melanated recipe only uses 1 carrot? Is he trying to make a sauce?

 

[Broadside]

A message from Lt. FatGPT of the Pests on their total campaign victory against the Pig- even now, our boys are preparing for the next devastating ground assault (Joint Operations Cumia and Hildeman) on ribs everywhere:

Spoiler: Declaration of Total Troll Victory

Since the focus is moving back over to Joe, the worm and nana, I thought it's time to give Patrick his due. It's been 5 years after all and so it's important to recognize all Pat's efforts at winning in that time.

What can I say - Patrick, you lost. You lost worse than any other lolcow has ever lost. We're still here, you inflicted zero consequences on anyone, you're in debt for thousands even after "paying your tormentor", you've provided endless material - the lappening pics, Apostlegate, your KF thread, Strictly Stalking, the zoom court apprearances, your nationwide "media tour" etc. All you managed to accomplish in any of that is making sure you're going to be a generational lolpig who people will laugh at for decades to come.

And guess what - now we're bored of you. How humiliating is that? We won. You lost. Fat cunt

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

Behold his fat works ye mighty and despair!

the backwards fence is a personal favorite.

 

[Judge Holden]

*how fatrick thinks we react to being called child and threatened with jail by him*

*how we actually react to being called child and threatened with jail by him*

 

[Maude Snew]

What melanated recipe only uses 1 carrot? Is he trying to make a sauce?

Habanero jelly.

https://nitter.net/stealthygeek/status/1572263390466170880#m

 

[JustStopDude]

I've always thought Patrick's website is hilarious. When i am having a bad day, i just need to look at it and feel better. He cannot figure out hyperlinks. And of course he had to warn his audience that it's not really his toilet he is arguing with on twitter.

The comments on some of his blog posts are hilarious too because he changes the troll comments AFTER he responses to them so Patrick just comes off as insane.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Terrible cooking

God is he deeply unplesant to look at, I have never seen someone so bad at taking pictures of themselves.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I hope I don't look as retarded as Patrick while engaging in my hobbies. At least I don't post them for the world to laugh at.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

I've always thought Patrick's website is hilarious. When i am having a bad day, i just need to look at it and feel better. He cannot figure out hyperlinks.

People do this to avoid the eyes of bots that crawl the internet looking for email addresses they can spam, although these barely exist nowadays in my experience. He still manages to fat it up since even if they were a problem, his chosen method of obfuscation should be well known by such bots. At this point he probably has more humans signing him up for dick enlargement pill newsletters than he could ever had bots do it anyway.

 

[Spunt]

Glad you asked! I have prepared a little presentation for the feats of one Rick (fat).

Terrible cooking
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You know, if the fumes from your cooking are so caustic that they start to dissolve the flesh off your face, you've probably made a mistake somewhere.

That explains why Pat's Niggeroni can't be found in any stores, it's because he doesn't sell it for people to eat, he sells it to the IDF to drop on Gaza.

Enjoy prison.