Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[BentDuck]

In that case because it aligns with his views he'd either quietly ignore it or he'd put out a post like, "has hell frozen over because I agree with him" or something.

Or more than likely, he'd virtual virtue signal that Newsome is promoting this in some grand conspiracy to get people fatter and more docile so the government is more easily able to control us, all while ignoring the fact that he's the posterchild of the Ugly Fat American stereotype. Jack is a big fat fucking hypocrite.

Look at how many times he's posted about treating people better and acting with love and kindness, and yet, he treats people like shit all the time, and arguing with people online is a hobby of his.

 

[Aunt Carol]

In that case because it aligns with his views he'd either quietly ignore it or he'd put out a post like, "has hell frozen over because I agree with him" or something.

I wonder if Jack has ever read (had screenread) any HAES fat lady guides to making a doctor treat you right. On the one hand, it's dangerhair women; on the other hand, Jack loves bitching about healthcare providers like he bitches about a waiter.

He could always plagiarize and write his own article about how to make your doctor take your concerns seriously when you're a strong heterosexual Christian keto enthusiast and they just want to talk about weight loss.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Only Fatty could be this fucking dumb...

No I suspect a lot of people in his Facebook group thinks the same way he does.

Jagoff isn't the guy with the most nuanced of opinions or much in the way of knowledge for that matter.

He could always plagiarize and write his own article about how to make your doctor take your concerns seriously when you're a strong heterosexual closeted Christian keto enthusiast and they just want to talk about weight loss.

FTFY.

But yeah he's basically a walking Dunning-Kruger effect.

 

[Aunt Carol]

But yeah he's basically a walking slowly chugging by on an overburdened rental scooter Dunning-Kruger effect.

FTFY. HTH; HAND.

 

[Goatchoker]

I LOVE that cursive could be taught in schools again. Pen to paper is a great way to absorb a lesson in school.

Also he has 0 children or even grandchildren that this would be a “new” scary thing to do so he should just reallllllly stop posting bullshit. We see where his path leads.

Ah shit one more: was he left handed or right handed? Can he write still?

 

[Dondeld Dock]

"Lookit...lookit how much *meat.*"
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He is so mush brained on this video, that he only understands meat, food and cocks, and that those things go into his mouth.

Also what's this look he gives? Yeah Jack you just ate the meat off it, what do you want? More meat to appear on it?

 

[anliteralidiot]

He is so mush brained on this video, that he only understands meat, food and cocks, and that those things go into his mouth.
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Also what's this look he gives? Yeah Jack you just ate the meat off it, what do you want? More meat to appear on it?

Imagine you're at an OK country restaurant, with your beloved spouse.... And he's Jack, and he's trying to feed you something.

 

[Sonic T]

Also what's this look he gives? Yeah Jack you just ate the meat off it, what do you want? More meat to appear on it?

He actually does look like he's upset that the meat seems to have disappeared, at least according to the limited logic a mushbrain can have. It's like a dog how they have no object permanence. Where did the yummy thing go???

 

[ZipDisk]

Chef James

Makinson truly has the appearance of someone who hates life and himself.

Pen to paper is a great way to absorb a lesson in school.

Strong disagree, I remember filling out entire pages of notes in high school, only to never use them, either on a test or for revision. I was always angry when I threw them in the trash when the semester ended. (Our teachers were sticklers about this. If you abridged notes or took simple summaries, you were marked down.)
Thankfully I changed schools between grades and didn't have to do that shit at the second school.
Needless to say, those notes made for heavy ring binders. I did get one that zipped shut, It's one of the few school supplies I was ever thankful for.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Strong disagree, I remember filling out entire pages of notes in high school, only to never use them, either on a test or for revision. I was always angry when I threw them in the trash when the semester ended. (Our teachers were sticklers about this. If you abridged notes or took simple summaries, you were marked down.)
Thankfully I changed schools between grades and didn't have to do that shit at the second school.
Needless to say, those notes made for heavy ring binders. I did get one that zipped shut, It's one of the few school supplies I was ever thankful for.

Yeah have to agree with this. First year college I had a terrible course but a great TA. His one rule was you were forbidden from taking notes in the tutorial but he'd allow you to write one sentence. And it had to be in crayon.

The class was about speaking and bouncing actual ideas off each other even if they were unpopular because even an unpopular opinion can have some value to it even it if means, "don't do this".

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

He is so mush brained on this video, that he only understands meat, food and cocks, and that those things go into his mouth.
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Also what's this look he gives? Yeah Jack you just ate the meat off it, what do you want? More meat to appear on it?

His soy faces in that video triggered me greatly. If there is one person on the planet i want to see get socked in the face it has be Jack when he makes those retarded faces while eating because he thinks it makes him look smart or whatever.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Wish.com strikes again. What I expected:

What I got:

He is so mush brained on this video, that he only understands meat, food and cocks, and that those things go into his mouth.
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[Uber driver reviewer]

I think Jack is just angy because he is no longer capable of legible handwriting after destroying his arms, mind and nervous system through gluttony and sloth.

Nah it’s because he’s an Orange County wigger (and so is his son). He probably wants tribal tattoo and grafitti in spray paint taught instead . Maybe that wigger script that Bam Margera came up with. But now only in religious messages only of course.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

It's suprising to me that Jack is ANTI-cursive and handwriting since the standard Boomer take tends to be "stupid Millenials can't read or write cursive!" Probably it's just an anti-Newsom thing, but its still funny. In some ways cursive is less relevant in the modern world but there is a value for clear and legible printing. But Jack ain't writing journal entries or writing his signature on the bills, or writing notes to coworkers at the job he doesn't have. So of course he doesn't see the value in something he never fucking does.

In conclusion:

 

[Marisa]

Ah shit one more: was he left handed or right handed? Can he write still?

iirc jack mentioned being left handed in one of his knife testing videos, but i always assumed that was a lie that jack thought would make him "quirky." he always seemed to prefer his right hand before he lost the use of it, and now he can't use his remaining hand to do relatively simple tasks. then again, he always had the coordination of a drunk retard.

 

[p1138]

iirc jack mentioned being left handed in one of his knife testing videos, but i always assumed that was a lie that jack thought would make him "quirky." he always seemed to prefer his right hand before he lost the use of it, and now he can't use his remaining hand to do relatively simple tasks. then again, he always had the coordination of a drunk retard.

Fatty being left handed? Not a chance. He did damn near everything with his right hand. Tammy on the other hand writes the labels left handed in the "how to seal your freeze dried food" video, and probably mixed up her being left handed with himself not knowing left from right

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

This fat fuck will complain about everything. He is sitting at the very front where his gimp ass has extra leg gut room. He really just has to play up everything to paint himself the victim.

 

[BentDuck]

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This fat fuck will complain about everything. He is sitting at the very front where his gimp ass has extra leg gut room. He really just has to play up everything to paint himself the victim.

More like Jack would need a coffin that could fit 2 bodies in it.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

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This fat fuck will complain about everything. He is sitting at the very front where his gimp ass has extra leg gut room. He really just has to play up everything to paint himself the victim.

Da fuq is he complaining about? You'd think he was flying Spirit.

 

[Super Hans v2]

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This fat fuck will complain about everything. He is sitting at the very front where his gimp ass has extra leg gut room. He really just has to play up everything to paint himself the victim.

Does Jack think that an airline would rather not have their flights booked to capacity? Or is it that his obese son and daughter in law have to touch arms because of how fat they both are?