David Steel / LazerPig / Ricewynd / Malquistion - Pathological Liar, Reddit Historian, Femboy Thirster, and Vore Connoisseur

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While it's probably smart for him to stick to the grift, I'd like to here his take on the Merkava
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A very unconventional take on a tank. He'd either suck it off or say it's the worst thing ever (despite basically being built for one thing, dealing with Arabs and being as survivable for the CREW as possible). It'd be funny at the very least.
Well it was influenced by a British design and has American components so of course its the greatest thing ever, able to take on 10 T-72s at once.
Did you know the engine is... INFRONT OF THE DRIVER??!! best tunk evur
 
Well it was influenced by a British design and has American components so of course its the greatest thing ever, able to take on 10 T-72s at once.
Did you know the engine is... INFRONT OF THE DRIVER??!! best tunk evur
LP trying not to simp over British designed tanks with American components challenge. (Impossible)
 
While it's probably smart for him to stick to the grift, I'd like to here his take on the Merkava
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A very unconventional take on a tank. He'd either suck it off or say it's the worst thing ever (despite basically being built for one thing, dealing with Arabs and being as survivable for the CREW as possible). It'd be funny at the very least.
Let me make some predictions
-simp over Trophy APS
-say the layout is retarded and it can't actually carry troops
-ignore it getting droned
-say something retarded in regards to the engine, as is tradition
 
Let me make some predictions
-simp over Trophy APS
-say the layout is retarded and it can't actually carry troops
-ignore it getting droned
-say something retarded in regards to the engine, as is tradition
Going after the layout and engine would be the retard red flag. The engine is in front to help save the crew, not the tank. It also can carry troops and stretchers if you start taking out ammo. They wanted something survivable for the people inside when Arabs are shooting missiles at them from every angle, as is tradition.
 
Going after the layout and engine would be the retard red flag. The engine is in front to help save the crew, not the tank. It also can carry troops and stretchers if you start taking out ammo. They wanted something survivable for the people inside when Arabs are shooting missiles at them from every angle, as is tradition.
"But muh Challenger/Abrams doesn't use this layout therefore it sucks! You know what does use this layout though? BMP, which sucks!"
Alternatively, call it a cheap copy of something completely out of left field like the Sheridan combined with some one off front engine prototype.
 
Oh remember Animarchy talking about that video raging about all the MAGA people? It's time lads.
1:19. Well, see you on the other side lads, those of you who make it. I'm guessing we get some actual crying about the brave heroes and the inhumans who refuse to give them F-16s.
 
1:19. Well, see you on the other side lads, those of you who make it. I'm guessing we get some actual crying about the brave heroes and the inhumans who refuse to give them F-16s.
1:19? All I know is that he sounds like a bitch 2 minutes in. America wants to be left alone and thats BAD somehow. Also he says Ukraine videos are being cracked down on by YouTube. Maybe that's a sign, you know? Not building your entire career on death
 
Oh remember Animarchy talking about that video raging about all the MAGA people? It's time lads.
I hate it when foreigners talk about American politics but it's people like Ani that make me despise them. Only good part is him crying like a bitch because god forbid a country put it's domestic issues above foreign affairs.
 
1:19? All I know is that he sounds like a bitch 2 minutes in. America wants to be left alone and thats BAD somehow. Also he says Ukraine videos are being cracked down on by YouTube. Maybe that's a sign, you know? Not building your entire career on death
As in it's an hour and fucking twenty minutes. Fucking leftists. Any decent commie strong man would shoot them for wasting their productive time.
 
I hate it when foreigners talk about American politics but it's people like Ani that make me despise them. Only good part is him crying like a bitch because god forbid a country put it's domestic issues above foreign affairs.
It's like, bitch, you own a entire ass continent. Put on your big boy pants, wave a picket sign around, and tell the auzzie government to get off their ass and send them some shit. For the majority of America's history, we were in isolation mode. That quote at the beginning where he messed with a guy's line from the 30's, is the end of that era. And a VERY common sentiment at that time.

George Washington, our founding president, told us to not get involved in foreign wars and Europe in general. Right now, we are suffering through inflation, labor strikes, our weapon stockpiles dwindling, and breakdowns in relationships with both allies and enemies. I think he was right. And I thought a actual "historian" would do some research
 
He's selling "we can make a massive profit" as an incentive to support this fucking war.
Call me MATI... but fucking kill yourself commie. Preferably on the front lines. This is why I don't like the Ukraine war. If a sperg isn't talking how their brand of Slav is somehow better than than the other, it's how "this war killing tens of thousands of young men is gonna make us rich". Despicable.

EDIT: He's bringing up Trump, Russia collusion, big bad Vlad being the first to congratulate Trump, and now he's bitching about him leaving Syria and the commie Kurds. Struggle session indeed.

Also if we could get a archive, great
 
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While it's probably smart for him to stick to the grift, I'd like to here his take on the Merkava
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A very unconventional take on a tank. He'd either suck it off or say it's the worst thing ever (despite basically being built for one thing, dealing with Arabs and being as survivable for the CREW as possible). It'd be funny at the very least.
I can guarantee that whatever he puts out, it'll be overly long, have an obnoxious tone, and have more than a few glaring technical or historical errors.

This small little bit the Military Channel (when that was still a thing) put out on the Merkava 15 years ago, as quick and technically shallow as it is, is probably better than anything LazerPig will put out.
 
Going after the layout and engine would be the retard red flag. The engine is in front to help save the crew, not the tank. It also can carry troops and stretchers if you start taking out ammo. They wanted something survivable for the people inside when Arabs are shooting missiles at them from every angle, as is tradition.
The ultimate catch-22 where he gets to be really smug no matter what. The engine is on the front of the tank, he'll scoff at it and compare it to another BRI'ISH tank, and imply that the designer might have covertly been Pierre Sprey, Mike Sparks, or one of his personal bugaboos. If it's in the back he'll make a big deal about how the design puts the crew in harm's way.

He's selling "we can make a massive profit" as an incentive to support this fucking war....as commie burnout
I feel like "no see here, check this, we can totally make BANK off this war, bro" is the go-to line whenever a movie or TV show needs to paint the military or whoever says it as unquestionably and unequivocally morally corrupt. Hell I'm pretty sure shows as far back as fucking M*A*S*H would throw in lines here or there about how the war they're in is being fought for less than noble reasons. Funny that.
 
I can guarantee that whatever he puts out, it'll be overly long, have an obnoxious tone, and have more than a few glaring technical or historical errors.

This small little bit the Military Channel (when that was still a thing) put out on the Merkava 15 years ago, as quick and technically shallow as it is, is probably better than anything LazerPig will put out.
The ultimate catch-22 where he gets to be really smug no matter what. The engine is on the front of the tank, he'll scoff at it and compare it to another BRI'ISH tank, and imply that the designer might have covertly been Pierre Sprey, Mike Sparks, or one of his personal bugaboos. If it's in the back he'll make a big deal about how the design puts the crew in harm's way.
Oh he'll have errors he'll claim are on purpose. And having the contradictions is the point. Easy to cover his ass if he has tons of shields
I feel like "no see here, check this, we can totally make BANK off this war, bro" is the go-to line whenever a movie or TV show needs to paint the military or whoever says it as unquestionably and unequivocally morally corrupt. Hell I'm pretty sure shows as far back as fucking M*A*S*H would throw in lines here or there about how the war they're in is being fought for less than noble reasons. Funny that.
It is. And I thought it was just commie Hollywood writers being pussies. No. It's true. People like Animarchy will bring up profit as a plus for war.
 
14:00: "Trump enraged veterans by withdrawing from Syria" No he fucking did not. The logic for this seems to be 'Veterans love Mattis, and Mattis was against it' which is impressively child like reasoning. He should really try talking to people. Also doesn't seem to know why we were in Syria or that we ran joint ops with the Russians. Appeals to American patriotism by displaying that time the Russians occupied an airbase in Syria we abandoned. That should piss you off for some reason.

22:00: Random attempt to bring in David Duke as representative of Trump's agenda. Duke got 3 percent in the primaries and every GOP organization in the country refused to work with him.

27:00: America First began with Cash and Carry in 1939, apparently. This whole section fails to bring up any events in the 1910s that might have made Americans wary of European wars. Notably silent on interventionist actions in the Caribbean at the time.

40:00: Maldin' bout Musk

43:00: NOW he brings up people who remember WWI but only now that's he's talking about lefties. Goes on about how pacifists are fence sitting cowards, unlike him. Big heaping shit on conscientious objectors, Orwell quote about how they have no right to sit out. Reminder that Ani sat out the GWOT, a conflict his country was actually in, because they didn't let him be a pilot.

@Amerikaner Teddybär head to 56 minutes if for some reason you'd like to feel extremely angry. He pays US taxes on youtube therefore its 'our' money.

58:50: Late stage capitalism mentioned! It's gonna collapse any day now!

1:04:00: Ani doesn't understand mobilization and it's good actually all our old equipment is getting blown up, think of the money we save in warehouse space! Immediately pivots to how still relevant and useful they are. Why it's good we don't have them anymore, then, is left as an exercise to the reader. Also I thought you guys were exaggerating the profit motive thing but no he's been fuckin' going at it for like ten minutes and threw in a sentence about how yeah people are dying or whatever. He's slipped into fully referring to himself as an American at this point. More child like understanding as 'smart people become spies, infantry/SF are just really strong'

1:16:20: If Russia wins the US will have to quadruple it's defense budget to contain them for reasons.

Well that was retarded. TL;DW: Guy with a fifth grade understanding of WWII explains how Ukraine is the exact same as the cartoon WWII in his head. Putin is Hitler. Trump is also Hitler. Hitler was double Hitler. Musk is Henry Ford.
 
04:00: Ani doesn't understand mobilization and it's good actually all our old equipment is getting blown up, think of the money we save in warehouse space! Immediately pivots to how still relevant and useful they are. Why it's good we don't have them anymore, then, is left as an exercise to the reader. Also I thought you guys were exaggerating the profit motive thing but no he's been fuckin' going at it for like ten minutes and threw in a sentence about how yeah people are dying or whatever. He's slipped into fully referring to himself as an American at this point. More child like understanding as 'smart people become spies, infantry/SF are just really strong'
Motherfucker, the Nevada boneyards are infinite, practically. The US has more land than it knows what to do with. We should have kept that kit for ourselves. And he can shut up about being American. What blood has he or his family spilled for it? None. He's the fucker that thinks American means "Guns, pickup trucks, and barbecue". Some sure. It's more somber than that. For as much peace as we've had in this land, it's been both through tremendous violence, and adherence to our Constitution, forged by rebels that decided they had had enough of global politics, being pushed around, conscripted and told to die for wars not their own.

Hes so against the Republicans yet i bet he doesn't know how they formed. The death of the Whigs. A stagnant party that made "bipartisan" compromise after compromise. Delaying a war that was coming. The Republicans decided to solve the issue, regardless what you feel of the resolution, they ended it. The whigs remind me of many political parties today honestly.

Also he said IBM did the holocaust but refused to say Holocaust. Pussy. Around 35:00 for those that want a laugh.
1:16:20: If Russia wins the US will have to quadruple it's defense budget to contain them for reasons.
We already have. Count the Ukraine money up.
Well that was retarded. TL;DW: Guy with a fifth grade understanding of WWII explains how Ukraine is the exact same as the cartoon WWII in his head. Putin is Hitler. Trump is also Hitler. Hitler was double Hitler. Musk is Henry Ford.
I haven't heard a rant like this since 2016. This is a classic commie mental breakdown.
 
It's like, bitch, you own a entire ass continent. Put on your big boy pants, wave a picket sign around, and tell the auzzie government to get off their ass and send them some shit. For the majority of America's history, we were in isolation mode. That quote at the beginning where he messed with a guy's line from the 30's, is the end of that era. And a VERY common sentiment at that time.

George Washington, our founding president, told us to not get involved in foreign wars and Europe in general. Right now, we are suffering through inflation, labor strikes, our weapon stockpiles dwindling, and breakdowns in relationships with both allies and enemies. I think he was right. And I thought a actual "historian" would do some research
The only argument in favor of interventionism that i entertain is that our elite are so malevolent that without the outside world to distract them theyll focus their malice on us instead, but thats an argument for a new elite rather than an argument against interventionism.
 
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@Amerikaner Teddybär head to 56 minutes if for some reason you'd like to feel extremely angry. He pays US taxes on youtube therefore its 'our' money.
My genuine reaction to that information:



Seriously though, this man has never set foot in America. He has no right to refer to himself as an American, especially as he identifies with an ideology that is anti-American as Fascism.

I haven't heard a rant like this since 2016. This is a classic commie mental breakdown.
Ah, those were the days. God I hope Trump wins in 2024 to see how hard of a breakdown Ani goes through.
 
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