Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I kind of hope the Pests and everyone else leave Pat completely alone just to see what happens. Will he fail to notice and continue fighting against a non-existent enemy? Will he recover some semblance of confidence? Will he realize his life is empty without opposition?
Exodus 23:11 applies - there should be a week each month where the land lays fallow so that new patposters may surge forth. It's amusing when the pests contact Pat, but it's way WAY more amusing when they don't, because then he goes off squealing against other actual users.
 
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Pat you abandoned your only child, why the fuck do you care about public schools and any policy relating to them ? He's fat
 
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Pat you abandoned your only child, why the fuck do you care about public schools and any policy relating to them ? He's fat
lol billionaires don't care about school choice or public schools in general. The only people who are upset about school choice are public school teachers and their unions because when given the choice no one would send their kids to public school if they can afford otherwise and what do you know Piper is a public school teacher turned politician. After a brief look at her Twitter see seems like an absolutely obnoxious and stereotypical know it all white woman, she is also fat. (Like pat).

I'll stop before I derail the thread cause school choice is one of my things.
 
Pat you abandoned your only child, why the fuck do you care about public schools and any policy relating to them ?
billionaires = bad. that is one of the most crucial elements of an NPC's programming.


lol billionaires don't care about school choice or public schools in general. The only people who are upset about school choice are public school teachers and their unions because when given the choice no one would send their kids to public school if they can afford otherwise and what do you know Piper is a public school teacher turned politician. After a brief look at her Twitter see seems like an absolutely obnoxious and stereotypical know it all white woman, she is also fat. (Like pat).

I'll stop before I derail the thread cause school choice is one of my things.
i also like to whinge about the state of our schools so i will share my autistic opinion: the issue isn't "school choice" in and of itself. modern public schools in the US work like they do by design, which are to be indoctrination centers for a tragic, atomized humanity that do their level best to never, ever rock the boat. parents generally only engage in education matters when they're pissed off about something... like letting little boys into the little girls' restrooms. the main and largely only incentive that the administrative fiefdoms have is to keep things from becoming so bad that the state takes over, so they only care about rigging test scores and "stopping all violence", including retaliations - bullying, fistfights, etc; the firearm question is largely out of their hands.

changing literally fucking anything in a school is disincentivized because the only other feedback these utterly joyless fucklords have on their jobs is 'parent approval rating'. even something as simple as "let's buy new chairs for the kids" can turn into a firestorm because some codger whose sex drive is a cloud of dust might go "the old chairs are perfectly fine why are we spending money on that and not on [my pet project]!?!" school administrators are disincentivized from touching anything except their own paycheck, which is definitely safe to touch because nobody thinks about that on a daily basis. surprisingly, people who control the budget are way more interested in their own paychecks than someone else's.

furthermore, Teacher's Unions and the Department of Education: both are literally aspects of the fucking devil. raising pay for one group of teachers makes all the other teachers and their unions unhappy because it wasn't raised collectively. and if you do raise it for everyone collectively, then the people legitimately busting their asses (i.e. the teachers who are in poorer school districts) will get pissed.

and all that aside, apparently only the military schools/camps can flawlessly implement the most peerless structure, organization and atmosphere conducive for learning. there's a set schedule, you're fed very well, you have study times to review in areas with no distractions, and you still have free time to yourself. it's all the shit that smart people have been talking about for decades for public schools & colleges but lol getting school administrators to change anything, ever, except their own salaries upward, is impossible. getting that done would require a level of finesse and eloquence only seen in the most Machiavellian of politicians.

anyway my point is the Department of Education should be abolished.
 
I kind of hope the Pests and everyone else leave Pat completely alone just to see what happens. Will he fail to notice and continue fighting against a non-existent enemy? Will he recover some semblance of confidence? Will he realize his life is empty without opposition?
He'll probably go back to making things up like he did before they found him, like people breaking into his house to steal his laptop and joke book because "they don't like what [he has] to say." There's zero doubt in my mind that, aside from the financial hit, he loves every single second of his 'victimhood'. In the case of the financial hit, I think he's petty enough that he thought he was just going to cost other people a bunch of money even if he didn't win anything himself and was given a bunch of money with which to do it only to be so blatantly frivolous that it blew up in his face
 
Fat and brown member of the Pat Pack Jackie Singh is giving a speech at some lame InfoSec conference that looks like a scam. We've known this for some time, but now the abstract of her speech is on the site. See if this story sounds familiar:

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Looks like piggy is going to be a major topic of discussion.
 
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If schools are so profitable to run that the wealthy will invest in private ones then you've just proven that schools are not a public good and thus government has no business operating them, especially not as a monopoly as currently is the case. Thanks Jess for the based public-choice informed libertarian take!

Also, Rick's fat and hates private schools because they have too good of security on their playgrounds.
 
Also, Rick's fat and hates private schools because they have too good of security on their playgrounds.
Eh, why bother with those at all when he has ample feeding grounds just across the train tracks, besides, private schools don't really have a lot of his preferred socio-economic factors. "Taste the poverty" - Tomlinson brand pepperoni, 2023 ad campaign.
 
Fat and brown member of the Pat Pack Jackie Singh is giving a speech at some lame InfoSec conference that looks like a scam. We've known this for some time, but now the abstract of her speech is on the site. See if this story sounds familiar:

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I hope her presentation has entire slides full of nothing but examples of the most savage Patposts to demonstrate just how evil the funsters truly are.
 
Fat and brown member of the Pat Pack Jackie Singh is giving a speech at some lame InfoSec conference that looks like a scam. We've known this for some time, but now the abstract of her speech is on the site. See if this story sounds familiar:

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Looks like piggy is going to be a major topic of discussion.
man she's fugly. i bet that headshot is airbrushed. actual horse face.
 
Looks like piggy is going to be a major topic of discussion.
Of course this bitch probably considers Hamas “freedom fighters” while KF and OnA users are the REAL terrorists.

Thank you for making the enemies of reason and logic so fucking stupid, God.
 
Of course this bitch probably considers Hamas “freedom fighters” while KF and OnA users are the REAL terrorists.

Thank you for making the enemies of reason and logic so fucking stupid, God.
It's the same way Patricks friend Eric Hildeman thinks non offending pedophiles are better than people who talk about a failed, fat scifi writer or write shitty things on an online obituary.
 
As I have nothing better to do, I have been watching the HBO shows about Kayne West and Kim Cardassian.

While a horribly mismatched marriage between a gay fish and a Star Trek villain is hilarious in itself, Kanye is not unlike Patrick in his unhinged twitter rants and behavior.

I hope by some twist of fate we end up with a Kanye-Fat Xitter war arc.
 
What a brainlet.
I bet he also only watched the Jackson trilogy of LOTR, and never read the actual works of Tolkien, even though he has that gay tattoo with the inscription of the ring.
Pat is just fake at everything.
Too fat to be a jock
Too toxic masculine to be a male feminist
Too stupid and ignorant to be a nerd
Too much of a mediaslave to be a "political firebrand"

The embodiment of failure.
By the time I was 15 I had read the Hobbit and the trilogy about 5 times each. Possibly more. Pat is an idiot. And really fucking fat.
 
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