Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Post Reply]

Spectre, in the cases he does stream non-gaming content, seems to try and follow the mold of "old Nick," where he sits in front of the camera for hours at a time, reads legal documents, and gives his opinions (Null pointed out years ago how much Spectre is trying to ape Nick). Except, unlike Nick, he simply doesn't have the credentials to gain a ton of subs. He's not a lawyer, and people know that.

To be honest, Spectre's credentials as a nonpracticing nonlawyer are almost as legit as Nick's credentials as a nonpracticing lawyer.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick says the whole set he performed at standup wasn't recorded. His explanation is strange since there were only two performers that evening and only one of their sets consisted of "Stephen Hawking, black people, and Jews!"

It sounds as if I cut him off mid-explanation, but in reality he changed subjects and never returned to this matter (yet, stream is ongoing).

That's very bizarre, sounds almost as if they cut material out of his set before sending it to him (assuming it's the organizers who filmed it). Which would be weird, I wonder how bad or offensive it was if they didn't even wanted to be associated with it by proxy.

 

[Post Reply]

I propose a thread theme song: It Drinks from Me

Spoiler: Lyrics

Daddy toasts the mourning
Daddy toasts the night
Daddy can’t remember
More than getting by

Mama blacks the night out
Mama shakes and stares
Mama can’t remember
Just how they got there

It drinks from me
And I drink from you

Daddy’s more than gone now
Rode the trigger God knows where
Sad she can’t remember
‘Cause he was never there

And Mama drowns in whiskey
Tries to choke her shame
And sometimes she’ll remember
Sometimes it just rains

It drinks from me
And I drink from you

Love ain’t the bottom of the bottle
'Cause love is in the aftermath
But love is easier to swallow
Than giving up and looking back

Love ain’t the bottom of the bottle
'Cause love is in the aftermath
Love is easier to swallow
Than giving up and looking back

Love ain’t the bottom of the bottle
'Cause love is in the aftermath
But love is easier to swallow
Than giving up and looking back

Love ain’t the bottom of the bottle
'Cause love is in the aftermath
Love is easier to swallow
Than giving up and looking back

Love ain’t the bottom of the bottle
(It drinks from me)
'Cause love is in the aftermath
Love is easier to swallow
(And I’m through)
Than giving up and looking back

Love ain’t the bottom of the bottle
(It drinks from me)
'Cause love is in the aftermath
Love is easier to swallow
(And I’m through)
Than giving up and looking back

It drinks from me
And I’m through

 

[Provably Wrong]

Conveniently the guy who is there who records my shows and posted an excerpt of my show didn’t record the show that I was totally always going to upload and in fact nobody recorded it because I, Balldo, I alone, am so amazing at offensive comedy, that it would be impossible to capture, everyone who was there said it was amazing and all the women there wanted to take me home immediately

 

[Neetorino]

That's very bizarre, sounds almost as if they cut material out of his set before sending it to him (assuming it's the organizers who filmed it). Which would be weird, I wonder how bad or offensive it was if they didn't even wanted to be associated with it by proxy.

Or it means his set wasn't recorded at all (or the footage was destroyed) and the only footage is of the midget chick. But the question still remains of just what kind of jokes did he make to put the organizers off?

 

[Working]

All of the things this drunk faggot is saying can be applied to his case. The liquor has rotted his brain,

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Woah, did Nick just conflate Null mocking Greer's DMCA request with taunting Greer into suing him and therefore should lose the case in attempt to mock people calling Nick an idiot for taunting Monty into suing him? (about 47mins into the stream)

 

[feral cat #6385]

Got the notification pretty close to posting for once, ya'll think it's gonna be the type of stream he used to do? Or is it going to be full of sad little snipes as always? Place yer bets now!

He is incapable of doing streams he did prior to 2022. Too much brain damage.

Also wasn't there some guy he promised would be on for a debate or some shit on "the next stream"? Wonder what happened there.

Another one for the Island of Unfulfilled Promises.

Woah, did Nick just conflate Null mocking Greer's DMCA request with taunting Greer into suing him and therefore should lose the case in attempt to mock people calling Nick an idiot for taunting Monty into suing him?

You Niggaz must be masochists to watch CURRENT_YEAR Nick. #IStandWithelb

 

[Maude Snew]

The only demon Nick suffers from is the bottle, and there's no djinn in this bottle.

Well if there was it would be a Turducken situation only a Djinnbottlenick. A Djottick?

 

[Neetorino]

Another one for the Island of Unfulfilled Promises.

It's funny you mention the Island of Unfulfilled Promises, I was looking at Eric July's twitter to see if he'd posted anything publicly about Riley, he hasn't, when I spotted this:


Look, Eric took Nick's idea of "how to make money doing my job videos" and is actually releasing content for it! It's amazing how easy this successful black fella makes it look, compared to someone like Nick, to just move on and keep doing his own shit. Nick is spending more time seething on Xitter daily than creating monetizable content for his shrinking audience; I bet Eric's Xitter makes more than just $1 profit too.

 

[Harm]

Someone in the stream chat asked Nick "why are people saying you knew Riley would visit the Isom grave?" which I hadn't even seen people suggesting yet. Nick made sure to answer though:

One moment in particular stuck out to me:

Spoiler: Think, Nick

That aside, his answers left a lot to be desired. The original tweets by Riley were on October 20th, three days ago. He sat with Riley and Mint Salad in person Saturday night, the day after Riley tweeted about visiting the grave. Nick acting like he never had any idea Riley visited the grave until reading that chat message and correcting them that it was actually his new buddy Jesse is strange. Riley never mentioned he went to Isom's grave?

The comedy bit they were in together on Twitter which was riddled with references to the Eric July controversy was made October 22nd. The only tweet from October 20th I could find Nick interacting with at all was this tweet by Dick Masterson and another from some random troll account Drexel the predator.



Curious how that happens to coincide exactly with when Riley made his trip to the Isom grave and tweeted about it.

EDIT: Here's a clip of the beginning of the show Dick tweeted about which Nick liked:

If he saw the show, he clearly would know. Wait a second, how would Nick even know to specify he didn't see this show or "anyone's shows" when asked about Riley visiting the grave? He's told us before that they talk to him about this stuff on their own time. Weird how he still knew to clarify that part immediately.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

and another from some random troll account:

That is the Twitter account of Nick Rekieta's good friend Drexel.

Riley never mentioned he went to Isom's grave?

I don't fucking buy it. They're obsessed. They all have one track minds on this thing. I simply don't believe that Riley wouldn't have brought it up at the bowling alley bar.

 

[Working]

His live viewers are minuscule to how they used to be. He has weeded his viewer base down to the cultic followers that would never leave him . If he came out as a cock sucking homosexual live on air they would reply with "we knew the entire time, thats why we followed you"

 

[Maude Snew]

I don't fucking buy it. They're obsessed. They all have one track minds on this thing. I simply don't believe that Riley wouldn't have brought it up at the bowling alley bar.

So what he's smart enough to keep his Dick holster shut when talking to Nick but blasting it across the entire Internet for anyone with eyes to see? Why would you not believe that, makes perfect sense.

 

[Harm]

That is the Twitter account of Nick Rekieta's good friend Drexel.

My bad, I've fixed it accordingly. Thank you.

I don't fucking buy it. They're obsessed. They all have one track minds on this thing. I simply don't believe that Riley wouldn't have brought it up at the bowling alley bar.

Yeah, I vaguely remembered someone in this thread noticing Nick had virtually no Twitter activity that day, but didn't think twice of it until I heard that strange answer. It's impossible he wouldn't have even heard about Riley playing Pokemon Go on the grave. Him only liking a tweet by Dick Masterson about their episode of Biggest Problem in the Universe where they talk about Riley playing Pokemon Go on the grave is all you need to know.

 

[Strix454]

Nick says the whole set he performed at standup wasn't recorded.

The only reason Riley would have been there would have been to record it and Nick is so in love with himself that there is no way it would have been recorded. He is either lying or playing cute or something.

 

[Farmer Y]

Been a while since I've watched Nick. Did he finally get a take down threat from Michael Buffer for his Rumble transition?

 

[Bepis]

The only reason Riley would have been there would have been to record it and Nick is so in love with himself that there is no way it would have been recorded. He is either lying or playing cute or something.

My theory is he didn't realize how bad the set was until he saw the reactions here to the clip and watched the recording sober.

 

[Maude Snew]

My theory is he didn't realize how bad the set was until he saw the reactions here to the clip and watched the recording sober.

Sober is not my speed, incel prude.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Nick,

You suck, are sad, pathetic, are felted, and have been effectively big leagued by a sperg downie autist with a fat fetish who runs an autist farm forum.