Jackie Singh / Jacqueline Singh / Jacqueline Anne Stokes / Jax / @find_evil / HackingButLegal / @HackingButLegal / piggytomlinson - Cybersecurity "expert," wannabe journoscum, former "hacker"; gunt guards Patrick Tomlinson, currently picking a fight with ONA Forums, GNAA Groupie

JustStopDude said:
She would get one just to have access to manuals for her job in the motor pool as she was an army mechanic.

The rest of her claims of being a contractor in intelligence and shit are just a larp.
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Wait guys, according to the comics, all members of G.I. Joe were officially assigned to the motor pool as a way to hide thier membership in America's most elite anti-terrorism team. Don't you see? Jackie is not just an elite hacker, and cyber security specialist, she a Joe!
 
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Pepperonified said:
One of the men who jizzed inside her owns or used to own a security company, so that's where that comes from. Like her idol Hillary Rodham Clinton, her claim to fame is that a successful man in her field used to jizz inside her.
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Yes. I realize what she claims. She was a contracted mechanic. Later, she started sleeping with her boss, so he moved her to the office to be a secretary with benefits.

That somehow turned into special ops/intelligence spy agency work. The idea that the US government contracted out basic intelligence gathering and analysis to Jackie is retarded. They just don't do that.
Sumptinsfuckey said:
Wait guys, according to the comics, all members of G.I. Joe were officially assigned to the motor pool as a way to hide thier membership in America's most elite anti-terrorism team. Don't you see? Jackie is not just an elite hacker, and cyber security specialist, she a Joe!
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There is kind of a back story for that. For example, seals will typically have an NEC (navy enlistment code) of that of a machinist material (MM).

So if you meet an MM who doesn't know what a centrifugal pump is, chances are they were a seal.
 
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JustStopDude said:
Yes. I realize what she claims. She was a contracted mechanic. Later, she started sleeping with her boss, so he moved her to the office to be a secretary with benefits.

That somehow turned into special ops/intelligence spy agency work. The idea that the US government contracted out basic intelligence gathering and analysis to Jackie is retarded. They just don't do that.

There is kind of a back story for that. For example, seals will typically have an NEC (navy enlistment code) of that of a machinist material (MM).

So if you meet an MM who doesn't know what a centrifugal pump is, chances are they were a seal.
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Or else they are a retarded fat street-shitter who probably gave head to get the job in the first place.
 
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The abstract for Jackie's speech is on the convention site:

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She's actually doing a keynote speech about Patrick Tomlinson. I hope it's recorded.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
The abstract for Jackie's speech is on the convention site:

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She's actually doing a keynote speech about Patrick Tomlinson. I hope it's recorded.
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"Senior Incident Response & Threat Analyst for the Biden-Harris campaign"

I wonder if they know some woman is making up job titles and positions in their organization.

Also, the last part of her abstract is a blatantly false. You don't need to understand the "Socially Motivated Threat Actor" telling some dude he's fat to do any defense against a cyberattack. Access to your systems is a chokepoint and anything beyond that isn't a cyberattack.
 
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Sumptinsfuckey said:
Wait guys, according to the comics, all members of G.I. Joe were officially assigned to the motor pool as a way to hide thier membership in America's most elite anti-terrorism team. Don't you see? Jackie is not just an elite hacker, and cyber security specialist, she a Joe!
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I thought that was the history for the A-Team.
Mr Moonface said:
The abstract for Jackie's speech is on the convention site:

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She's actually doing a keynote speech about Patrick Tomlinson. I hope it's recorded.
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Looking at the other people listed there, what the hell is a "thought leader"? That sounds like what you'd call a cultist. No one there seems to have any credentials needed to talk about this field. The guy seems to just use buzzwords and looks like he's off his medication. The website as a whole looks like utter shite.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
"Senior Incident Response & Threat Analyst for the Biden-Harris campaign"

I wonder if they know some woman is making up job titles and positions in their organization.

Also, the last part of her abstract is a blatantly false. You don't need to understand the "Socially Motivated Threat Actor" telling some dude he's fat to do any defense against a cyberattack. Access to your systems is a chokepoint and anything beyond that isn't a cyberattack.
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I like how they don't mention why she doesn't work for the Biden admin now.
Quick reminder Jax

Also never saw this article, released a couple weeks before the GNAA exposé
Vice- twitter user threatens Biden security official
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
If a Pest had trolled her (such as sending her DMs), she would've mentioned it.
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Disagree, I think she’d prefer the narrative that she “hacked” the information somehow (presumably using that famous hacking tool, “Google”).
What a complete fraud.
How does she get to speak at a conference when she’s this useless? Do the organisers accept blowies as currency from someone this fat and ugly?
 
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Piggle Rick said:
What a complete fraud.
How does she get to speak at a conference when she’s this useless? Do the organisers accept blowies as currency from someone this fat and ugly?
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Nobody who is organising, speaking at, or attending this conference has any idea what they're doing and none of them have any influence outside it. It's just a circlejerk of people pretending to be important at each other. You'd probably get ten times more people with power and influence in IT circles at Bronycon.
 
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Autism Spectroscopy said:
Getting caught up, I can't shake this thought:

How in the fuck did this stupid bitch get security clearance?

She doesn't even have any door clearance, the fuck
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As others have said, they mostly look at your criminal record and any known associations of foreign nationals. And many young people when they first get in don't have massive debt
Mr Moonface said:
The abstract for Jackie's speech is on the convention site:

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She's actually doing a keynote speech about Patrick Tomlinson. I hope it's recorded.
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I noticed a lack of mention of the Gay Nigger association
 
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