Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Spergichu]

The way to beat Riley is to be more funny than him, like come out with shaving cream on your shoulders.

If that's the case, then a literal pants-shitting downie would beat Riley any day of the week.

Nick said he texted Null saying that they should talk and figure things put becuase he is covering his lawsuit. He is sure that Null and the Farms will be mocking him for rape jokes. Null dod not respond but read the message.

Based Ooperator. I'm tired of Nick thinking he can game people with his 4D Chess moves when it's blatantly obvious to anyone who doesn't have holes in their brain what he's trying to do.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Lmfao I just had a mental image of Kevin Brennan reading that phrase and having an aneurysm. Chrissie isn’t a road comic. She hardly gets any bookings at all, and the ones she does are usually online meet-up type shit, not comedy gigs. I haven’t watched the MLC Podcast in months, but I doubt Brennan has ceased having his daily segment clowning on Chrissie for LARPing as a comedian.

she's not by any stretch a real road comic, if she was headlining a paid gig before her Wet Spot show got started i'd be amazed. between her porn and alt-right followings she's set for life from her big niche podcasts but she's not a real road comic, the only reason she got featured spots was because she was fucking Pat Dixon.

You are forcing me to defend Chrissie Mayr, which is a position I don't care to be in.

Perhaps she doesn't meet your esoteric definition of a "road comic". But she's a constantly touring professional comedian (pre-pregnancy at least) with other side ventures of varying degrees of success.

And I don't know what to make of using Kevin Brennan as the gatekeeper of comedy. A man who for years hung around Anthony Cumia's studio for 100$ pity bucks until he finally chimped out one day.

 

[No Scope]

Eric July is on Future Conflict channel right now. Just started about 15 mins ago. I stopped watching this channel sometime ago when they kept promoting Rekieta and YellowFlash's channels. Utterly retarded to promote a channel that will damage your brand.

EDITED: Formating and sentence structure.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

They think Nick beats hid wife and children

What a fucking liar. Has literally anyone EVER said that?!

Nick, you pussy, do a rundown of what we actually say about you instead of making shit up. Bet you don’t.

 

[genericwhitemale]

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

What would Nick do if one of his daughters ended up like Mint Salad? Doing porn with some drug addict? Will Nick say that his daughter's boyfriend is a 'good guy'? This is sickening. Anyone with a daughter would never want Riley within 100 miles of their kid.

Don't worry, Nick's daughters are in good, big, black, bull hands. They moment they hit 18 they'll be shown the wonderful world of BDSM by a black man who definitely is not a groomer and DEFINITELY is not just a pathetic loser who takes creepshots of women because he's too much of a weak bitch to go up and talk to them.

Yeah, Nick's children are in a great position. Their parents are an effeminate, degenerate, raging alcoholic and a whore completely zonked out on her cocktail of medication and who knows what else. The one friend their father seems to have is a 'redpill alphachad' who can only get pussy from 18 year olds he's groomed and Nick's zonked out wife because of Nick's desperation to be 'hood n shieeeet' and needing the one nerdy black man he knows for that.

I'm not advising anyone does anything but I do feel bad for the kids.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I mean we already know Nick doesn't care about his kids, he is just a Ralphamale with a wife who is too dumb to leave and take the kids away from his bad it influence.

It's pretty bad when you're dumber than Pantsu.

 

[Arch Zealot]

What is this thing about him apologising rape? Was it part of his comedy show?

 

[elb]

1:40 into the show, off to a good start. Cheers!

Rebuked angrily someone named "Preditor" in the Local's chat for ranting (about 22 min into the show).

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What is this thing about him apologising rape? Was it part of his comedy show?

Nick is pretending he’s too based for Karen Farms. It’s almost as delusional as him pretending he can quit drinking whenever he wants.

 

[Captain Manning]

- The films feature girls who are clearly very far from underage. None of them are referred to as underage. None of them are raped. There is no nudity in the films. There is not even any blood in the films. The films are horror movies that are amaterish and very tame. Anyone (Nick) who believes that they feature underage girls being raped is just a liar.

I couldn't sleep the other night, so I put on Wendigoon's disturbing movie iceberg. The thing has eight layers. A Serbian Film is on layer three. Null implied the movie would have to at least on par with that for him to feel Nick's critcism about Monty's movie is valid.

Monty's film wouldn't even make the fucking list. Not even the first tier with milquetoast shit like the The Conjuring and A Nightmare of Elm Street. It'd be hanging out in the sky way above the iceberg, or it would be on the "bad movie" iceberg along with things like Sharknado. Monty's movie is stupid, but not as stupid as Nick for implying its anything but.

Remember though, this is the same guy who's chimping about the Farms calling Riley out for his behavior. The Farms is dumb for finding Riley's IRL stalking of July disturbing, but not giving a shit about Monty's dumb movie that he made forever ago.

Him crying about this isn't gonna make the Farms change its opinion any. Cry harder, Nick.

They think Nick beats hid wife and children.

To the contrary, most people here have reached the opposite conclusion. There is no credible evidence Nick is violent towards any of his children.

 

[Lidl Drip]

What a fucking liar. Has literally anyone EVER said that?!

Nick, you pussy, do a rundown of what we actually say about you instead of making shit up. Bet you don’t.

Yeah people have only said he is probably manipulating his wife and kids the same way he tries to do with his audience and Null. He is emotionally manipulative and from the way he talked about his wife's body after birth it's safe to say he's probably emotionally abusive to her. He turned this into "they say I beat my wife and kids" cause he's a slimy fuck.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There is no credible evidence Nick is violent towards any of his children.

The only thing we’ve said about him and his kids is that he drives drunk with them in the car, which we only know because of information provided by Nick, specifically: Nick slams whiskey on stream until 6AM then says he’s going to take a 60 minute nap before he has to wake up for driving duty for the kids.

 

[LiquidKid]

I guess an attorney who doesn't practice can't be expected to know much about the law.

In a legal sense, Desecrate usually means "defacing, damaging, polluting, or otherwise physically mistreating in a way that the defendant knows will outrage the sensibilities of persons likely to observe or discover the defendant's action." The specifics differ from state to state. But Desecration is disrespect is pissing on graves.

You are just stupid Nick. Stop pretending to talk about the law. You could bluff your way through for a while, but its over dummy.

I did a little digging and got the Arkansas laws and definitions related to it.
Source

1. "Desecration" means the intentional, willful, or knowing removal or disturbance of human skeletal burial remains or burial furniture which was placed with a buried human body, or treating such human skeletal burial remains in an irreverent and contemptuous manner; and
2. "Human skeletal burial remains" means the calcified portion of a human body which remains after the flesh has decomposed.

What I really want to call attention to is this little bit

1. The presence in the ground of grave markers, caskets, or casket hardware creates a rebuttable presumption that these are burial furniture and of the existence or presence of a human burial ground.

So under Arkansas law, treating human remains or burial furniture in an “irrelevant and contemptuous manner” is a class D felony. And the presence of a grave marker creates a rebuttable presumption it counts as burial furniture and that you’re in the presence of human remains.

Which would at least create the argument that posing for pictures specifically to mock the deceased’s descendants would qualify as a class d felony. I’m no lawyer though, not even a non-practicing one. So take my interpretation with a grain of salt

 

[Tour of Italy]

Farmers want to have power amd influence in the world, but they never will. No one take Kiwi Farms seriously because they will make a statement, then the next post will have 8 thousand n-words.

Holy mother of projection, lmao.

All Nick has to do it say he’s not a swinger. He’s been extremely open about the rest of his sex life, so why not just deny people’s worst assumptions about the Hedonism debacle? Some people will still think he’s lying, but they’re going to think that anyway.

If he’s made a clear denial about it in the last year since it’s been going on, I haven’t read it here. The digital footprint surrounding it excuses a lot of speculation. I’m guessing that the archived evidence here is more the reason he keeps shower texting Null, more than the crazier accusations.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Yeah people have only said he is probably manipulating his wife and kids the same way he tries to do with his audience and Null. He is emotionally manipulative and from the way he talked about his wife's body after birth it's safe to say he's probably emotionally abusive to her. He turned this into "they say I beat my wife and kids" cause he's a slimy fuck.

Let's be real though, even if no one here had ever brought up any domestic abuse of any kind, do you think he wouldn't still have brought it up for pity points? Because I certainly see him claiming shit like that without any from of proof to back it up. Kinda like how he made up the 'definitely sucked little baby dicks' claim without a shred of evidence.

And if Nicky does have evidence of Montagraph's pedophilia why isn't it out there? Reported to the police or something? Does Nick not care that children are getting sexually assaulted?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

- Nick said he texted Null saying that they should talk and figure things put becuase he is covering his lawsuit. He is sure that Null and the Farms will be mocking him for rape jokes. Null dod not respond but read the message.

Why would he admit this? Maybe Null would be willing to talk to him if he could go a few weeks without getting blackout drunk and screaming about how he's a retard. I could even understand a single fuck up with a quick apology but that's not the case. You know that text was some enormous passive aggressive cryfest ending with, "I love ya man" too.

It's really simple, Rekieta realized he went too far one of the nights last week where his "coverage" of the lawsuit was performative ACKACKACK-ing and celebrating. He also admitted that he reason he didn't invite Null on his show in the past year was because he was butthurt about what was being said about him on MATI and on his thread.

Based on the grievances expressed I don't really know what Rekieta could possibly want other than an aggressive sweeping of his thread and it being made clear that criticism of Rekieta is unwelcome. I will give him a little credit in that it's possible he's lashing out without a specific end goal in mind or much thought of any kind behind it.

This is just the same "I HATE X!" / "I LOVE X and hope X is/are extremely successful!" that has played out a bunch of times at thie point. He is confused why it isn't working this time.

There's not really much anyone gains from association with Rekieta at this point. He used to have a massive social media platform. That has shriveled and the wine moms have deserted his Locals chat which increasingly seems to be filled with people discussing their drug addictions and petty criminal records based on the logs that are getting posted here.

I noticed around the time the July controversy started that Elissa's comment section started having people come in and defending (D/N)ick. That's a pretty big sign, basically nobody other than CGoody cares enough to go over to Elissa and defend Nick's honor, but as soon as Dick gets involved, he actually still has some fans who are willing to go over.

What would Nick do if one of his daughters ended up like Mint Salad? Doing porn with some drug addict? Will Nick say that his daughter's boyfriend is a 'good guy'? This is sickening. Anyone with a daughter would never want Riley within 100 miles of their kid.

Rekieta has already explained this. The only reason people would think doing porn is be a bad thing is that they were raised to think it was a bad thing. He expects a tons of girls who want to be an OnlyFans "star" when they grow up. He insists he would try to discourage his kids from doing it though.

Nick Rekieta discussed on his first stream coming back from his live show in Nashville how, due to generational change, kids don't care if their mother is an OnlyFans "creator". He also argued that "talk to kids today, and what they want to be, almost all of them want to be some sort of content creator or influencer", and that "there's gonna be a bunch of girls who wanna be OnlyFans stars because, get fucking rich FAST, FAST, if they get any notoriety at all".

What a fucking liar. Has literally anyone EVER said that?!

Nick, you pussy, do a rundown of what we actually say about you instead of making shit up. Bet you don’t.

Yeah people have only said he is probably manipulating his wife and kids the same way he tries to do with his audience and Null. He is emotionally manipulative and from the way he talked about his wife's body after birth it's safe to say he's probably emotionally abusive to her. He turned this into "they say I beat my wife and kids" cause he's a slimy fuck.

Impossible. He doesn't read his thread.

 

[Potatoherder]

Kiwi farms are Karen Farms becuase they white knight for women, children, and minorities. They think Nick beats hid wife and children. The Farms is no different than PULL /pol/ or ResetEra. Farmers want to have power amd influence in the world, but they never will. No one take Kiwi Farms seriously because they will make a statement, then the next post will have 8 thousand n-words.

This section would make for an interesting clip. His claim the farms are no different than ResetEra or /pol/ and yet at the same time have no power. ResetERA has massive pull in the games industry and /pol/ literally was used to spread qanon. Not saying the farms has any influence but he really used pisspoor examples.

 

[Strix454]

I did a little digging and got the Arkansas laws and definitions related to it.

Keep in mind that "burial furniture" in the law covers just about everything in the area of the grave including the dirt above it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Does Nick not care that children are getting sexually assaulted?

Considering he thinks it’s hilarious that Drexel is a groomer and Vito is a pedophile, I don’t think Nick would give a shit even if he had proof Monty was a child rapist. I’m surprised he hasn’t just said the kids should relax and enjoy it if they can’t stop it.