Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

This is actually part of Balldo's redemption arc, he's just getting on the Cuties Crew good side to give them bunk legal advise that they continue to follow until in jail, bankrupt, or shot. Then, and only then, he can stop wearing the balldo and rest.

I'd like to believe that there is a way back for Rekieta, but at this point there are too many holes in his brain from his rampant alcoholism. This is the fate he chose by supporting these retards in continuing to harass a, for all intents and purposes, innocent bystander. July isn't in the sektur, he's just a conservative black dude making comics that people want to buy so you'd think Nick would be on his side. It's just fucking baffling how he continues to support these retards harassing this dude, and trying to play the "unbiased based lawyer" when it's crystal fucking clear he's not

 

[Optantrix]

It's just fucking baffling how he continues to support these retards harassing this dude, and trying to play the "unbiased based lawyer" when it's crystal fucking clear he's not

Yeah that's the weird part is I have no idea what even draws him to these people. Like what is the appeal of it? Alcohol is a hell of a drug I guess

 

[Blonrad Blurze]

I'm genuinely surprised Vito and Dick haven't been beaten to death after pissing off the wrong person

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm genuinely surprised Vito and Dick haven't been beaten to death after pissing off the wrong person

All good things...

 

[AncientPhosphur]

So we started with comic books and now we have someone stupid enough to admit he defaced a grave but doesn’t post a picture because he doesn’t want it used against him? Yeah. Riley going to get himself shot for being a retard while all Dick can do is ackackackackack don’t you guys understand comedy anymore ackackackackack

 

[break these cuffs]

I'm genuinely surprised Vito and Dick haven't been beaten to death after pissing off the wrong person

I heard some people broke into Dick's mansion once to do just that, they just gave up after they searched two wings and couldn't find him.

 

[Peace Through Power]

So we started with comic books and now we have someone stupid enough to admit he defaced a grave but doesn’t post a picture because he doesn’t want it used against him? Yeah. Riley going to get himself shot for being a retard while all Dick can do is ackackackackack don’t you guys understand comedy anymore ackackackackack

Maybe that's part of their master plan. I'll definitively be laughing if Riley gets shot

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Guys, I don’t want Riley to die. It’s way funnier to watch him have to live as a degenerate drug addict who’s constantly putting himself at risk of getting his ass beat. The fat cunt deserves to live this life to a ripe old age.

 

[Kerr Avon]

I'm genuinely surprised Vito and Dick haven't been beaten to death after pissing off the wrong person

That's why they stay in California , anywhere else they've gotten clapped six feet under.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

That's why they stay in California , anywhere else they've gotten clapped six feet under.

I doubt either of then leave the house that often. I mean that's obvious with Vito but I wonder about Juju too. Guy doesn't seem the type to have friends.

 

[break these cuffs]

I doubt either of then leave the house that often. I mean that's obvious with Vito but I wonder about Juju too. Guy doesn't seem to type to have friends.

You can get drugs, booze, and food delivered with the tap of a touchscreen these days. Dax really doesn't have a reason to go anywhere besides casting calls and auditions.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

After unfortunately having seen the picture of Riley's horrifyingly small penis that was posted in this thread, I'm convinced that his current antics are just a roundabout way of trying to commit suicide.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

I doubt either of then leave the house that often. I mean that's obvious with Vito but I wonder about Juju too. Guy doesn't seem to type to have friends.

He doesn't have friends, just people he can stand next to so he looks better by comparison.

 

[Captain Manning]

That's why they stay in California , anywhere else they've gotten clapped six feet under.

Yeah, ever since the Black Panthers started carrying loaded rifles and shotguns back in the 60s, California clamped down on the ability to carry loaded weapons in public.

Fucking racist ass California.

I'm not even joking, BTW. That's just what happened! LOL. People like Dax, Vito and Riley can thank Ronald Reagan for helping keep their stupid asses alive. For a liberal like Dick, that must sting.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I'm genuinely surprised Vito and Dick haven't been beaten to death after pissing off the wrong person

They deliberately pick soft targets, people either too spineless or too bewildered at the juvenile behaviour of these grown men to do anything.

I'm genuinely surprised there's actually an audience for it. I can't think of any reason to tune into TDS unironically at this point, unless Juju and Vito the pedo are having another domestic.

 

[Harm]

I can't think of any reason to tune into TDS unironically at this point

You can learn a lot from looking at the people who do, like Jesse of Arkansas who went to the grave. He's an aspiring content creator approaching middle age with no relationship, career, or wealth to show for it. All he has is an aging collection of mediocre comic books he read as a kid and an internet show that will give him attention if he does their bidding. The best he has to look forward to in life is being paid to talk about comics so he can live a worthless life of debauchery.

It's as plainly degenerate as it gets.

 

[del_toid]

They deliberately pick soft targets, people either too spineless or too bewildered at the juvenile behaviour of these grown men to do anything.

I'm genuinely surprised there's actually an audience for it. I can't think of any reason to tune into TDS unironically at this point, unless Juju and Vito the pedo are having another domestic.

I haven't listened in a while but I remember most of the fans that called in were non-functioning autistic shut ins.

 

[Captain Manning]

They deliberately pick soft targets, people either too spineless or too bewildered at the juvenile behaviour of these grown men to do anything.

He also doesn't like getting his own hands dirty. I haven't watched the full thing yet but, from what I understand, Rich/RTU dunked on Dick hard with him present and Dick was forced to do a fair amount of backpedaling.

I don't think Dick does good with direct confrontations. It's probably why he relies on minions to do his gay bidding. He didn't put up a very good defense against Null when they last talked, and many people to this very day profess that PPP won.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

So totally and completely unbiased, you guys.

Nick claims Riley didn’t do anything wrong pissing on a grave.

 

[Harm]

Was skipping through the latest BPITU with the stream muted and saw this so now you have to see it too:

All that physical exertion to force out a fake laugh. Also, glad to see he kept up that weight loss from August!