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Chris is officially making his own Minecraft Server. Always found it odd he didn't play Minecraft in the past.View attachment 5439484
Recent videos show that Praetor (and/or Flutter) are tech illiterate who won't fix broken sound even after four videos.
Won't be surprised if they run this server on latest (read: worst) version of the game with spigot (extremely outdated server mod)
 
Chris is officially making his own Minecraft Server. Always found it odd he didn't play Minecraft in the past.
I found it odd, too, but at this point it makes a lot of sense; if those fuckers want to milk Chris to the extreme, Minecraft is the only stream-friendly game Chris would be remotely interested in and one of the very few he would be able to play without being too embarrasing. Also, a Chris Chan server would be the easiest and laziest thing to monetize.
It would be impossible (but hilarious) to convince Chris to play something like Counter strike, Valorant, Dota or whatever young people are playing today. Using minecraft is a bad idea for obvious reasons related to the target "audience" but it's the path of least resistance so whatever.
I fucking hate everything whoever is in charge of Chris are doing and I hope they blow up... in minecraft of course.
 
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The Official CwCki discord says they're banning people who are going to join this server. Is the Kiwi Farms going to enforce a similar rule or is that hands off?
 
I think the next year or so of Chris will be praetor and his “gf” trying to do whatever lame shit they can to profit of Chris. Chris is sort of a fad among terminally online zoomers so they clearly know they can profit of him. I guarantee you within the next month there will probably a be a cameo page and some sort of paid patreon discord. If this keeps happening he will either just stagnate as people lose interest in a boring medicated Chris or he will stop taking his meds and alienate everyone again. I also think Chris is probably getting screwed somehow financially and is obviously getting used. I highly doubt he will even play Minecraft more than once.
 
Fortunately Minecraft's moderation tools will quickly negate any low-effort trolling so if somebody were to take the initiative (not that I think they should) they're gonna have to go about it in a much smarter way.
That's if Praetor even set it up right without obvious exploits.
 
Let's hope ol' Chris here is smarter than @chudbere. If you know, you know.
It's going to be worse. I can see it now...someone is going to get the user and chat log. Then a bunch of socially inept retards are going to get doxed due to them not practicing any form of internet safety due to using the same usernames for everything.
 
It's going to be worse. I can see it now...someone is going to get the user and chat log. Then a bunch of socially inept retards are going to get doxed due to them not practicing any form of internet safety due to using the same usernames for everything.
That entire Chudbuds debacle a few months ago really should've been a wake-up call, but alas. The more time passes on the more things stay the same.
 
With Mojang banning servers (and players) for saying no-no words, I wonder if they'll ban a guy who raped his mother?
SJW's have no problem with incest, they only hate anything remotely pro-White, or anything remotely critical of niggers, shitskins, kikes and trannies. Chris has an extra layer of defense too from being a tranny.
 
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