Containment Random Chris Updates

[Rupin]

Unbelievable. Lardass has NO clue glow much of a social pariah he's become be it online or offline

maybe at first he did when people were discovering he was out and taking pictures of him. But, now I don’t think he cares. He’s got the state taking care of him for life, he is free to play vidya and lego all he wants to now.

 

[Pope Urban]

Unbelievable. Lardass has NO clue glow much of a social pariah he's become be it online or offline

People will still pay Chris for merch, and attempt to ingratiate themselves to him, largely because of his infamy.

 

[King Kiwi]

Idk what Chris is on but I don't think it's Ritalin.

I'm even wondering if it's legal.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Unbelievable. Lardass has NO clue glow much of a social pariah he's become be it online or offline

Man, I can't wait for him to buy tickets to MLP cons and finding out he's banned from every single one of them.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

1-minute VoD (edit: not sure if it's a vod) under a different link.

you´re late Chris!! 15...years...late....

 

[Caligura]

Whatever meds he is on now have him looking rough, even with AI resolution enhancement lol.

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Chris here got the expression only an ancient Greek or Roman statue has.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris here got the expression only an ancient Greek or Roman statue has.

Unlike Caesar, Chris came back from the ded.

 

[Jobama]

you´re late Chris!! 15...years...late....

First couple minutes and he’s already e-begging lmao.

 

[sneedjakgrapist]

I'm not sure if there is a better thread to post this but Chris is live, he has announced he plans to stream around once a week and he just shouted out moist critikal again for some reason.

tweet (archive)

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I popped into his stream for just a moment and was reminded why I don't follow Chris much anymore. He's boring as fuck and navigating the swirling mist of unfunny, tryhard orbiters that surrounds him at all times is absolutely draining.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Why are people giving him money?

 

[SquareNerd]

Whoa Kemosabe dead air stream

 

[vertebrae]

I'm not sure if there is a better thread to post this but Chris is live, he has announced he plans to stream around once a week and he just shouted out moist critikal again for some reason.

tweet (archive)

Just as incoherent as usual, hopefully we get a begging marathon instead of this schizo murmuring.

 

[Studley Roger]

Somehow the weenery in the chat of this livestream is somehow even worse than I was expecting it to be. Chris is absolutely making bank on the donations though.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Why are people giving him money?

Apparently that's how you "troll" people

 

[Jobama]

So far he has had probably hundreds of donations yet has only read one of them. He’s just be mumbling nonsense the whole stream. Frankly if you’re dumb enough to donate to him you deserve to be ignored.

 

[Joe the plumber]

as for my... as for.. sorry give me a second ...*slobbers snot on tshirt* *acts like nobody saw it* *yabadabadoo*

 

[SquareNerd]

Holy shit the stream is so boring im actually yawning

 

[Rupin]

Why are people giving him money?

theyve been giving him money for years. I dont even question it anymore. Getting money in a pinch is a talent that Chris is a master of.


EDIT:

WOW these retards are just throwing money at him frfr. Fuck… I think Chris has found a career.

 

[Joe the plumber]

this was too funny