Sam Hyde

@raisinlove , Jet, Chris, other wigger, buddy, whoever ya are, ya just gotta come clean here, gotta stop hating on this place on twitter one moment and coming over to sell the latest vantablack locaf morning jog roast, ya know why? You're gonna slip up juggling things, that's why, one lil stint of being awake for 49 hours and next thing you know you start ERPing on here instead of on your fourth discord alt and everyone here knows that you like to larp online as an ebony war goddess with the biggest breasts just the heavingest biggest breasts. People see that, people cap it, it goes all over twitter, next thing ya know you are stuck Doordashing because everyone at Taco Bell can't stop staring at you, you just KNOW they are going to be laughing at ya on the 2 AM shift, they are just going to laugh it up at you and your fetish for being a big booty african warlord that needs a wheelbarrow to gain full mobility so friendo you gotta slow it down and just say who's who before you fire off okay? Lookin' out for your rep here jack, just helpin a bro out.
 
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lupinthethird said:
It could've been a major hit to him but idubbbz majorly underestimated Sam and walked into that 'documentary' video shoot like he was going to make another 'Full Force' (the AirsoftFatty doc video) but Sam was wary of his intentions and prepared to capitalize on the whole thing by fucking with him. Apparently we lost a lot of funny stuff from that week because idubbbz is never gonna release it and that's a shame. Sam was able to near-masterfully use the whole idubbbz attempted exposé to slingshot himself back into internet relevancy when prior to that he had become a fairly niche and was kind of fading from the internet zeitgeist gradually.
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If you think about it, ever since that shit went down, Ian's life has circled the toilet and Sam has gone from strength to strength.

The entire gang (Sam, Nick, Charls and Erick) got back together to create World Peace 2. Their own projects and podcasts are going great (Scuffed Realtor is some of the best content ever created). Things are just looking great.

Whereas for Ian...I would not wish his life and the 24/7 misery cycle that he has (Anisa would make me unironically kill myself) on my worst enemy. Even Ethan Ralph is better off than Ian in many respects.
 
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CEO of Pickles said:
Video from Twitter yesterday.
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This does align with the "Free Speech Absolutist BTFO Clip" but didn't fishtank.live S2 have a "free speech ad network" blurb on its funding page?
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I could be completely out of line with this but I don't think you should read a deeper message from this 30 second tik tok parody clip. I'm pretty sure they had some badass footage of the skeleton thing burning and didn't know what to do with it so they made this vid.
 
Lt. H. DuBois said:
Why entertain this retard with speculation of "Oh man is this one of Sam's goons?" Instead of just the far more likely that explanation that is some dumbass playing pretend, as almost anyone can do on here
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Because Peggy has Sam Hyde derangement syndrome and will believe anything he is told about Sam. Sam fucks trannies, traffics kids, he's secretly gay, Jet has an army of posters here to shill for him it's all true because Sam Hyde bad.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Because Peggy has Sam Hyde derangement syndrome and will believe anything he is told about Sam. Sam fucks trannies, traffics kids, he's secretly gay, Jet has an army of posters here to shill for him it's all true because Sam Hyde bad.
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The only thing about Sam I am convinced of is that he is actually part Jewish. That's too funny not to be true.
 
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Lt. H. DuBois said:
https://youtu.be/LVHDKlJc68Q?si=KCgwCAoolqURfzXe
If the Peggster is a real woman, it's gotta be this one. This lady claims to have had some romantic relationship with Sam, and is a pretty kooky broad overall
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that aint peg. on the flipside, there is no fucking way sam (or most people) would ever be desperate enough to fuck this.
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here she is talking about being the target of harassment campaigns on twitter. she probably has schizophrenia.
 
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BlueKirbo said:
idk why but jet neptune gets on my nerves
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Maybe because he's an at best mediocre person who somehow ingratiated himself to Sam Hyde and then hired his weird stoner wigger friends who hang on to the hanger on like flies on shit. And especially recently because of Fish Tank he got a massive and fragile ego that's turned him into a passive aggressive wanker with bigger gay troon energy than Tariq Nasheed.

I don't know for sure though. Why don't you come tell us yourself, Jet? We know you're here.
 
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Steinercard said:
Maybe because he's an at best mediocre person who somehow ingratiated himself to Sam Hyde and then hired his weird stoner wigger friends who hang on to the hanger on like flies on shit. And especially recently because of Fish Tank he got a massive and fragile ego that's turned him into a passive aggressive wanker with bigger gay troon energy than Tariq Nasheed.

I don't know for sure though. Why don't you come tell us yourself, Jet? We know you're here.
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speaking of fishtank, the “documentary” has been pretty disappointing. theyve removed almost all instances of jon being the butt of the joke, including sams headkick, seemingly out of pity. this and the general lack of any context of the fish interactions makes the show feel incredibly disjointed.

it still blows my mind that jet neptune turned off the “24/7 no privacy livestream” cameras immediately after peak viewership and doesnt see that as antithetical to the concept of the show. no doubt they will remove any and all references to jons drunken meltdown. remember that jons sparring was initiated by sam because “if jons too annoying ill ask the lawyer about how i can legally beat him up” and now theyre retconning jon as the shows favorite.

(the retconning is personally infuriating to me)
 
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Swamp_Donkey said:
speaking of fishtank, the “documentary” has been pretty disappointing. theyve removed almost all instances of jon being the butt of the joke, including sams headkick, seemingly out of pity. this and the general lack of any context of the fish interactions makes the show feel incredibly disjointed.

it still blows my mind that jet neptune turned off the “24/7 no privacy livestream” cameras immediately after peak viewership and doesnt see that as antithetical to the concept of the show. no doubt they will remove any and all references to jons drunken meltdown. remember that jons sparring was initiated by sam because “if jons too annoying ill ask the lawyer about how i can legally beat him up” and now theyre retconning jon as the shows favorite.

(the retconning is personally infuriating to me)
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I'm noticing from Jet's twitter more and more he just refuses to take responsibility for his shit management and lack of a plan for Fish Tank and actively tries to weasel out responsibility for just how bad Fishtank was managed. It was all either someone else's fault or you're just a big meanie. The wiggers want you to think Fishtank was le heckin wholesome big chungus and Sam Hyde didn't beat the shit out of Jon in a roid rage because he was pissed at Jon for grassing. And only made it out that it was "boxing training" after the fact. Because Jon was too retarded to see that Sam Hyde was actually angry with him.

I know that Jet has completely misunderstood what made Fish Tank good. And will do more of the retarded shit that didn't work for season 2 because he thinks he's the mastermind behind Fishtank. Yes it was his idea. But it was only good when either Jet left everyone alone or Sam came in to tard wrangle everyone with visable disgust and annoyance.
 
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