🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.3%
  • lol no

    Votes: 328 92.7%

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    354
Fact is that his keeds will hate him less this way. No amount of anecdotes about their father and his history can cause as much hate in them towards Ralph as growing up with him would. So, silver lining is, this is best Ralph can hope for, should stfu and count it as a blessing.
I think the best EOR can hope for is that the families take what Harry said they’d tell Rozy, mix in a page from Mallory Archer and tell Rozy and Xander that their father John Fitzgerald Ralph died in heroic fashion in the Ukraine/Russian War.
 
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Well, at least it’s Halloween. This body is spooky.

Currently on mobile and can’t archive. X is broken on here.
 
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Well, at least it’s Halloween. This body is spooky.

Currently on mobile and can’t archive. X is broken on here.
Given he looked like an Eldritch abomination before, and now he only looks like a Ghoul, it's hard to argue with it really.

He's got that fucking Destiny manlet build too. Fucking hell Ralph, you're going to end up looking like a twink.
 
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Well, at least it’s Halloween. This body is spooky.

Currently on mobile and can’t archive. X is broken on here.
If you look closely you can see his neck become more like a ballsack. Ol boy going to have a hell of an issue with loose skin if he keeps losing weight. I mean we’ve seen how horrific he looks fat now imagine that all as loose skin.
 
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Well, at least it’s Halloween. This body is spooky.
Funny how he’s still too insecure to wear anything but black, pose in profile and take off the sunglasses. He’s lost weight but that body is as much of a crime scene as his turkey wattle, bald head and fucked up eyes.
 
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Get this man some fucking Windex™. If I stare at his shirt long enough I start to see faces in the pattern of the dandruff.
This man was either chased through an entire cotton field to get this much white stuff on his clothes or he masturbates onto his mirror image to get it this milky.
Also nice hairline there, goes well with the key neck strap, really drives the whole 55 years old almost hobo look.
 
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Well, at least it’s Halloween. This body is spooky.

Currently on mobile and can’t archive. X is broken on here.
Look at the size of that MELLON!

The whole picture is just bizarre, like a piece of modern art. Skinny or fat Ralph always looks like a cartoon character. Spectacular.
 
Funny how he’s still to insecure to wear anything but black, pose in profile and take off the sunglasses. He’s lost weight but that body is as much of a crime scene as his turkey wattle, bald head and fucked up eyes.
Very strange that the obese man who favored garish graphic tees and sports ball jerseys suddenly loses weight and the. commits to always wearing “sliming black.” I have no doubt Gunt has dropped pounds thanks to his finances and lack of servant, but he’s wearing black because black makes hamfisted photo manipulation less obvious.

I’d love a video of Gunt’s selfie session and then his little trotters trying so hard to make the photos look acceptable.

He’s stretching and adjusting those poor images so badly. The reality would probably be better than this weird fun house mirror shit. Guess those Pantsu selfies bothered him enough to attempt this sadness.
 
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