Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 96 24.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.5%

  • Total voters
    388
T-minus 48 to MATI. Hopefully Null will drop another quarter in the angry vibrating Rekieta machine.

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Wait, is it possible his anger over that phrase stems from Lemoine calling him on it forever ago? It's like a one-two punch of dissing him professionally and a callback to him fucking up the Vic Case recommending Ty!
Hasn't he been done representing clients for awhile now though? I think he mentioned his last one wrapping up between the Rittenhouse and Kim Potter trials but I could be misremembering that bit.
Yeah, he has. But the point is I'm pretty sure he still had something of a case load back in 2019. Then July came along and called him non-practicing just recently. Except now, as July says it, it's actually true. I think the difference between being able to brush aside those claims as a lie during Weeb Wars, and not being able to so now, really hit Nick hard. That's why I think he went off on July so bad. Nick turned the KickVic narrative in reality and Nick knows it.

Bitch of it is, I don't even think July knew he was doing that. He doesn't strike me as the type of guy who would follow or give a shit about Vic Mignogna.
 
Bitch of it is, I don't even think July knew he was doing that. He doesn't strike me as the type of guy who would follow or give a shit about Vic Mignogna.

I also doubt Eric knows about the Vic situation. That said, if anything, Eric is the kind of guy who would reach out to Vic to hire him for the potentially animated show he's trying to push now. There's precedent for Eric hiring the cancelled already.
 

I like how he mentions that he misses funerals, and his family get upset about it, but he regards funerals the same as Matthew 8:22 so that's why he doesn't care. I mean, where do you even begin with this braindead take on that verse? Nick isn't even doing the work of the father to even justify using that verse. "Sorry I missed my Aunt's funeral I was drinking and cooming" is nowhere near the same as, "Sorry I missed my Aunt's funeral. I was spreading the Gospel."

Nick...buddy. You deny the divinity of Christ. You ARE the dead.
 
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I'm watching a video about youtube's retarded new 'boohoo don't block our ads' crap and this screen came up. Curiously a certain non-practicing lawyer appears to be missing, yet his hated foe LegalEagle is right at the top.
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LOL, you know if he sees this he's going to mald that LegalBytes is there.
 
I still hold out hope that one day one of these idiots is gonna take things way too far, and it'll end in full on criminal charges and not just another lolsuit. Then it won't be so fuckin' funny for Dick's camp anymore (though it will be for the Farms).
I hope they all end up in jail for pedophilia. There's nothing they like more in jail then pedos.
- Yes, the beeping robot was present throughout. He addressed ir once.
White people don't season dey ambient noise.
Nick thinks Sydney Powell is 'interesting' and 'boring'. People hate when he talks about things he likes to talk about. He cannot win. He likes talking about male-female relationships.
The only thing he knows about male-female relations is how to be emotionally abusive and manipulative.
Kiwi farms are Karen Farms becuase they white knight for women, children, and minorities.
He must have been really fucking drunk when he said that.
They think Nick beats hid wife and children.
No. He is far too much of a weak manlet for that. He emotionally and mentally abuses his wife. That's for sure. He probably just neglects the kids.
Yeah people have only said he is probably manipulating his wife and kids the same way he tries to do with his audience and Null. He is emotionally manipulative and from the way he talked about his wife's body after birth it's safe to say he's probably emotionally abusive to her. He turned this into "they say I beat my wife and kids" cause he's a slimy fuck.
100% Which is even worse than physical abuse. He is the reason she has to take a semi worth of pill to get through the day. Spousal Abuser Nick Rekieta.
Farmers want to have power amd influence in the world, but they never will. No one take Kiwi Farms seriously because they will make a statement, then the next post will have 8 thousand n-words.
Nah. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
The idea that rekieta is representing dick, Vito, and Riley is really compelling to me. You don’t want to be seen bad mouthing your own clients in an open way and keeping it at that really minimal “oh once you get to know them they’re great!” Is just his lawyer attempt at keeping up the airs that there is no professional connection between them.
Me too. And I hope it works out as well for them as it did for Vic.
Nick isn't licensed to nonpractice law in California. It is possible that he is advising them, but not representing them.
He isn't licensed to nonpractice in Virginia either but said he had a client attorney relationship with Ethan Ralph. It's getting hard to keep track of the scope of Rekieta's malpractice/nonpracticing of the law.
 
I know others have linked them here, but I recently watched a couple of the Kino Casino's takes on Balldoman (kindly clipped by @elb of them commenting on clips she had previously clipped ) and something struck me:


Our boi Nicky Rackets is supposedly having a conversation with the audience, but depending on the segment, he's either talking to himself, Eric July, or to Jersh. I don't even know if he's aware he's in the room. This reminds me A LOT of Ralph's "interview with Andrew Tate"('s Force Ghost) [in his dreams], especially talking about "helping" Eric and Josh out. Like, Shakespearean King Lear/Macbeth shit. There's a sadness, regret, but still that shit ego and still trying to somehow play kingmaker.

I'd feel sad, but he's done this to himself.
Yeah obviously it isn't nearly as bad as Ralph got because there isn't enough Xanax to knock out an elephant involved. It gives me the creeps listening to him. Its all very weird, passive-aggressive, and delusional. As a side note, I hadn't actually visited his youtube channel in at least a year, but I checked the comments and the entire section is shitting on him. This is what your normie viewers think, Nick. Yelling about da Karen Farms isn't going to change their mind.
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Happy Tonic Tuesday, Rekieta fans! It's happy hour somewhere, so don't be dour Nick, just pour a whiskey sour! Did you earn it? Of course you did, you bought it!

Don't worry about the wife and kids finding out; it'll be a little secret you can take to the grave 8)
It brings me great joy to see these "have a drink posts" popping up outside of the thread lately, it's the best bit for his normie fans to have grabbed on to.
 
- Nick admits he has changed as a person a lot--apart from streaming. He mentions the 'law channel' aspect, and claims he has always talked about things interesting to him.
Well gee, that's a first. For the longest time he's been wailing "I HAVEN'T CHANGED! YOU ALL CHANGED AND THIS WAS NEVER A LAW CHANNEL!" And then he shit his pants.
Yes, the beeping robot was present throughout. He addressed ir once.
Ah yes, Nick is trying to build his nigger credit after being called white bread. Sorry, Nick. We know you know why the ceiling bird sings.
Nice to see how low Nick's standards are.
He has standards? After joining the pedo defense team, I'm gonna need proof he has any.
According to Nick, tweeting like a neurotic for hours unending apparently is a healthy response to having a "sexy" wife, 5 kids and a failing streaming career.
Am I crazy, or did Nick make fun of people who tweeted too much early on? I could swear that was nick... but I might be wrong. I seemed to remember him pulling up people's profiles and guffawing at the number of times they tweet a day. Either way, another way he's changed that he's either oblivious to, or doesn't care about.
 
I also doubt Eric knows about the Vic situation. That said, if anything, Eric is the kind of guy who would reach out to Vic to hire him for the potentially animated show he's trying to push now. There's precedent for Eric hiring the cancelled already.
Now that would put Nick in a hell of a pickle.

Does he support Vic getting a paying gig, or does he try and torpedo the whole thing to make Daddy Dick happy?

Hate to say it, but I think he'd do the latter. He's not making money off Vic anymore. Plus, you know, the thing with the knife auction he still hasn't done.
 
Although this is on the Future Conflict YT channel, this is the "Writer's Fix Problems" show, which Blaine Pardoe runs, not Watcher or Scott (the guys who run the main show). I don't think Pardoe was ever particularly aware of Rekieta, and has mainly come to the Comicsgate world through his own cancelling from the Battletech IP much more recently. Scott (an OG comicsgager) did enthusiastically promote the interview on social media, and appears to be taking the July side of the Comicsgate civil war, which makes sense given the group's boomercon "based black man" fetish.
I only followed Future Conflict because Sean had recommended them in his streams. I really liked their content in the beginning but telling me to give Rekieta a follow, which is not too often, makes me think everything they talked about is bullshit. This was all done by Scott usually towards the end of the episode. How can you not do a simple lookup about Rekieta and not see the red flags? Especially, when Nick has come out as a p3do defender. I get what you're saying about who is hosting the channel on a particular episode. It's like G+G Tabletop channel that is part of the G+G channel but is separate. They should just create separate channels cause it would provide a better view of who their audience is.

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You suck, are sad, pathetic, are felted, and have been effectively big leagued by a sperg downie autist with a fat fetish who runs an autist farm forum.

I don't think you can claim that Drex has effectively big leagued him. Not yet, anyway.

They think Nick beats hid wife and children.

I don't think he beats his wife and children. Since he started hanging out with Dax, Vito and Riley though, I've started to wonder whether he beats OFF to them.

You can tell a man by the company he keeps.

Child 5 (daughter - age 5-6): We've seen her several times. She comes in asking for goodnight hugs around midnight, or later, Nick's time.

So he might not be beating them but he's definitely neglecting them. That's a completely inappropriate time for a child of that age to be going to bed.

And who's seeing that the child gets to bed? Kayla? Isn't she pilled out of her mind? Looks to me these kids are left to their own devices and decide for themselves what time they'll go to bed. That's neglect in my book.
 
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I like how he mentions that he misses funerals, and his family get upset about it, but he regards funerals the same as Matthew 8:22 so that's why he doesn't care. I mean, where do you even begin with this braindead take on that verse? Nick isn't even doing the work of the father to even justify using that verse. "Sorry I missed my Aunt's funeral I was drinking and cooming" is nowhere near the same as, "Sorry I missed my Aunt's funeral. I was spreading the Gospel."

Nick...buddy. You deny the divinity of Christ. You ARE the dead.
Oh god, I was wrong. He’s not Patrick Tomlinson, he’s Bob Chipman who’s skinny.
He does know that our boy Sargon of Applebee’s had an entire lawsuit on how commentary IS FAIR USE, right? You can clip and then call him a faggot on why. Fucking non-practicing lawyer wiggers…
 
Also, not that I'd go there or recommend anybody else does, but clipping excerpts of a larger performance for criticism is protected by the Fair Use doctrine.

Someone should do a reaction video to it. There are a whole host of YouTube niggers (most of whom are literal niggers) who do nothing but watch someone else's content for content.

YouTube doesn't appear to have an issue with it. Rekieta would have to issue a DCMA takedown if he cared that much about it. That'd be an interesting move for muh freez peach absolutist.
 
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