Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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So totally and completely unbiased, you guys.
Nick claims Riley didn’t do anything wrong posing on a grave.
Lol do you think nick thought through the implications of greenlighting people pissing on graves? Or did he not care about his family or is it going to be another one of those situations where for you it's you causing it retroactively by not taking the grave desecration as criticism for disagreements in cape shit writing but for them you're insane if you think them getting what they gave is appropriate
 
>Claims to not know what person is talking about by 'pissing on graves' question
>Almost in the same breath describes and downplays the exact things Riley have been doing to Eric July lately
I know he claims to be a law practitioner but Rekieta is so slimy and disingenuous it's crazy.
So totally and completely unbiased, you guys.
Nick claims Riley didn’t do anything wrong posing on a grave.
 
So totally and completely unbiased, you guys.
Nick claims Riley didn’t do anything wrong pissing on a grave.
If it's any consolation, those of us that have followed Rekieta for years know that he has an amazing penchant for being wrong. To the point where there's been jokes about the "Rekieta curse." Rekieta predicts a legal conclusion, and then the opposite happens.

Which kinda scares the shit out of me because, in the course of trying to bring Null back into his drunken embrace, he's edging toward Russel Greer being in the wrong.

That shit needs to stop immediately, and he needs to declare that Russel Greer will win 9 Zillion dollars from Null. I like this website.
 
Was skipping through the latest BPITU with the stream muted and saw this so now you have to see it too:

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All that physical exertion to force out a fake laugh. Also, glad to see he kept up that weight loss from August!
The way this absolute creature flicks his tongue out with the laugh is so unsettling. It's hard to believe that he has fans who see him as a genuine person and not the lying shit bag he actually is.
 
I think shooting Riley may be a bit excessive.
I think Eric should cut the blood eagle on Riley in the parking lot.

And I hope he does the version where they used salt after every cut.

For those of you unfamiliar with what the blood eagle is, here is a video where a guy doing a peppy watchmojo voice and Alegria corposlop style cartoons converge to explain this execution method:

 
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So totally and completely unbiased, you guys.
Nick claims Riley didn’t do anything wrong pissing on a grave.
Further signs of him not pulling up, we now have video evidence of Nick doing a DSP answer to a troll question.

Reads troll question about things he definitely knows all about

"Huh? What, I've never heard of that."

Looks around nervous and makes jokes about the question itself while he thinks up a way out of this

Nick is exhibiting habits from random different cows now like his body is try to figure out what form he's gonna take when the transformation is complete.
 
So totally and completely unbiased, you guys.
Nick claims Riley didn’t do anything wrong pissing on a grave.
I know it's getting a bit repetitive, but holy fuck is everyone involved a gigantic faggot.

Hey Rekieta, is it also legal for people to piss on your car? Or is it just graves are fair game? How much piss is legal? Any other bodily fluids also legal?

This is a stupid game, you do not want to play because people that hate you aren't going to go light.
 
Audio rip of the Drama Alert twitter space about Sssniperwolf. Hosted by Drama Alert, features the following speakers: Nicholas Deorio; Keemstar; Vito Guesaldi; Bowblax; TheActMan; Christhenarc; Optimus; Mutahar.

Speaking begins around 1m10sec mark. Vito is granted speaking rights around 55:16 then appears to leave or gets removed. He is brought up around the 59m mark. "Is that the Vito I'm thinking of?" and is allowed to speak around the 59:16 mark.

Brief footage of the participants twitter profiles. Deorio and Vito's profiles seem blank because I'm blocked. Was too lazy to spin up the VPN to get on an alt. You can clearly see their @ handles though.

Vito proceeds to say Sssniperwolf shouldn't be canned for "off-platform behavior". Remember when Vito made the opposite argument because Friday Night Tights had Alex Jones on?





TL;DL is they ramble about how/if Sssniperwolf should be punished. Vito turns up to shoot himself in the foot. He proceeds to rage-quit when no one sides with him. Listen for yourselves, though. Vito makes a complete ass of himself.

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EDIT 1: Fixed a numerical input error.
EDIT 2: More typos.
 
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"Is that the Vito I'm thinking of?"
Yes, Keem. Yes, it is.

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TL;DL is they ramble about how/if Sssniperwolf should be punished. Vito turns up to shoot himself in the foot. He proceeds to rage-quit when no one sides with him. Listen for yourselves, though. Vito makes a complete ass of himself.
Seems odd that Vito would consider it a good idea to spread the gospel of Daddy Dick to Keemstar and his audience, after what Keemstar has said about him, but Vito's none too bright.

"Incitement is a legal term! Incitement is a legal term! Incitement is a legal term!"

Christ, he's doing the same stupid shit Rekieta is doing with respect to the word "desecration." Words exist and have meaning outside of legal context, you corpulent dipshit.
 
Yes, Keem. Yes, it is.

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Seems odd that Vito would consider it a good idea to spread the gospel of Daddy Dick to Keemstar and his audience, after what Keemstar has said about him, but Vito's none too bright.

"Incitement is a legal term! Incitement is a legal term! Incitement is a legal term!"

Christ, he's doing the same stupid shit Rekieta is doing with respect to the word "desecration." Words exist and have meaning outside of legal context, you corpulent dipshit.
do you think this will shine a light on Vito and the situation with him becomes too toxic for Juju and drop him like a hot potato?
 
do you think this will shine a light on Vito and the situation with him becomes too toxic for Juju and drop him like a hot potato?
I think it's doubtful. Vito still accomplishes his primary purpose of making Dick Masterson look better by comparison. Just like Maddox did.
 
So totally and completely unbiased, you guys.
Nick claims Riley didn’t do anything wrong pissing on a grave.
"I don't recall bodily fluids being included in desecration (of a grave)" - Nick
§ 14-148. Defacing or desecrating grave sites.
(3) Take away, disturb, vandalize, destroy, or tamper with ... any cemetery to designate where human remains are interred or to preserve and perpetuate the memory and name of any person, without authorization of law or the consent of the surviving spouse or next of kin.
(c) ... Any other violation of this section is a Class 1 misdemeanor. In passing sentence, the court shall consider the appropriateness of restitution or reparation as a condition of probation under G.S. 15A-1343(b)(9) as an alternative to actual imposition of a fine, jail term, or both.
"North Carolina General Assembly"
 
Audio rip of the Drama Alert twitter space about Sssniperwolf. Hosted by Drama Alert, features the following speakers: Nicholas Deorio; Keemstar; Vito Guesaldi; Bowblax; TheActMan; Christhenarc; Optimus; Mutahar.

Speaking begins around 1m10sec mark. Vito is granted speaking rights around 55:16 then appears to leave or gets removed. He is brought up around the 59m mark. "Is that the Vito I'm thinking of?" and is allowed to speak around the 59:16 mark.

Brief footage of the participants twitter profiles. Deorio and Vito's profiles seem blank because I'm blocked. Was too lazy to spin up the VPN to get on an alt. You can clearly see their @ handles though.

Vito proceeds to say Sssniperwolf shouldn't be canned for "off-platform behavior". Remember when Vito made the opposite argument because Friday Night Tights had Alex Jones on?


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TL;DL is they ramble about how/if Sssniperwolf should be punished. Vito turns up to shoot himself in the foot. He proceeds to rage-quit when no one sides with him. Listen for yourselves, though. Vito makes a complete ass of himself.

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EDIT 1: Fixed a numerical input error.
EDIT 2: More typos.
"Being a shit bag is okay as long as the rules don't refer to x behavior specifically"

Is this sociopath mentality?

"Someone you're fighting with has every right to show up to your house, take pictures, tape symbols of your detractors all over, it's not violence! Sniper is just a little girl, it's no big deal! Riley is a fat faggot, just let him play pokemon on your ancestors grave "

Vito, didn't you say you wanted to kill yourself? Why don't you go ahead and do that?

Edit: of course, Vito has to bring up predator poachers. Child molestation is always on his mind
 
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"Being a shit bag is okay as long as the rules don't refer to x behavior specifically"

Is this sociopath mentality?

"Someone you're fighting with has every right to show up to your house, take pictures, tape symbols of your detractors all over, it's not violence! Sniper is just a little girl, it's no big deal! Riley is a fat faggot, just let him play pokemon on your ancestors grave "

Vito, didn't you say you wanted to kill yourself? Why don't you go ahead and do that?

Edit: of course, Vito has to bring up predator poachers. Child molestation is always on his mind
My thing is they think theyre so edgy for saying faggot, for doing all this dipshit stupid 12 year old nonsense, and then they get offended when someone wants to whoop their ass.
 
Riley got fucked in the butthole by Drexel.
Source: Trust me
I mean, if Drexel wants to fuck a fatter pussy than a white woman's, without having to touch a black one, it makes sense he would go for Riley. As far as I'm concerned, the story checks out.

Now that I independently verified your reliability, we can fire up a wikipedia page for all of Drexel's homosexual escapades, I think. That's how honest and trustworthy journalism works right?
 
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