Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Shlomo XL]

We're flexing on Jack's handwriting now? Please allow me to join.

Couldn't help myself, sorry.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Holy god. Teenagers get pregnant without knowing what the hell they're doing but Jack "Sleepover" Russell Jr. has to practice. Is it finally confirmed he has to psych himself up at length to face an actual vagina?

The man would rather hang out with little boys than his own wife. If that's not a statement on his gayness I don't know what is.

 

[Kaiba Cuqk63]

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This fat fuck will complain about everything. He is sitting at the very front where his gimp ass has extra leg gut room. He really just has to play up everything to paint himself the victim.

The thing is, everyone in this picture is going to eventually sit down in a single seat (jack likely needs two). Just like when he flew in to California just days ago and just like every flight he's ever been on. There are parts of the world where people on short range flights legit sit in the fucking aisles. Jack is such an insufferable bastard he will get mad about things before they even happen.

 

[ZipDisk]

Re: Practicing - What a nasty trailer trash thing to say. The only thing worse he could possibly say is "I'm fuckin her constantly, but no bb yet"

Prodigal son, BULL FUCKING SHIT, he cast his son out, and God began taking action against him. Doctors keep fighting him, which God finds confusing. He's punishing Jack for a reason!

Southwest does a "person of size" policy where they will give large blobs 2 seats.

If I got bumped from a flight so a fat FUUUUUUUUCK could have more saddlebag drape space, I would be livid.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Prodigal son, BULL FUCKING SHIT, he cast his son out, and God began taking action against him. Doctors keep fighting him, which God finds confusing. He's punishing Jack for a reason!

Jack's life is like the inverse of the parable.

Instead of the prodigal son returning hungry and destitute as a result of his poor decisions, in the Jack Pack version the father drove his son away and as a result has been rendered crippled and bloated by his gluttony and sloth.

 

[ZipDisk]

I never really bothered learning what prodigal meant, I honestly thought it just meant someone who fucked off because they were tired of their father's god bothering, but Jack is literally insulting Garret.

Upon receiving his portion of the inheritance, the younger son travels to a distant country, where he indulges in extravagant living. It's implied that he drinks, gambles, and sleeps with prostitutes, during this time.

Real fuckin' nice, fatty.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

according to jack, jr says he's "practicing" having a child. whatever that means

Holy god. Teenagers get pregnant without knowing what the hell they're doing but Jack "Sleepover" Russell Jr. has to practice. Is it finally confirmed he has to psych himself up at length to face an actual vagina?

"Practicing" and "studying for the test" are euphemisms for unprotected sex explicitly with procreation in mind. It's a polite way to say that Jack Jr is creampieing Tammy Jr on the regular.

 

[Super Hans v2]

"Practicing" and "studying for the test" are euphemisms for unprotected sex explicitly with procreation in mind. It's a polite way to say that Jack Jr is creampieing Tammy Jr on the regular.

Would be the first time I've heard of it put that way.

Just face it, if the two haven't had a kid at their most fertile and least shitty general health three years ago, they aren't going to now. And if Medium Tammy would have had a miscarriage, no way Jack would have had the tact to that offline.

 

[Tiresome]

And if Medium Tammy would have had a miscarriage, no way Jack would have had the tact to that offline.

He'd be mooching for prayer points from his fake church friends and somehow end it with a video plug or a sponsor brag.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

according to jack, jr says he's "practicing" having a child. whatever that means

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If the one in Thailand "has a kid" it means something else

 

[Fascist Frederick]

"Practicing" and "studying for the test" are euphemisms for unprotected sex explicitly with procreation in mind. It's a polite way to say that Jack Jr is creampieing Tammy Jr on the regular.

Yeah, but the only way he can finish is the way he's gotten used to it after all these years: in the ass, after laser tag.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I too, have found it extremely weird that Jack Jr and Tam Jr have been married three and a half years and no kids/pregnancy, especially considering the flavor of Christian they seem to be.

Now, there is an exceptionally slim chance they are simply waiting to have children until they are in a better ter position financially, but I simply cannot see either of them being this responsible.

Jack Jr. also doesnt strike me as the type to practice wrapping it up. Tam Jr may be on birth control, but again, this doesnt seem to make sense as their brand of Christianity, while not forbiding birth control, tends not to use it in married couples who have no kids at all yet.

The other thing I can think of, is that they all knew about her brain tumor health scare much sooner then when Jack announced it, and they held back on procreation until Tam Jr's health had improved.

The most logical answer is that Jack Jr. Is such a raging homosexual, he is just creaming poor Tam Jr's hershey hole and hoping GodJesus gives them a miracle butt baby

 

[Pig Cups]

"Practicing" and "studying for the test" are euphemisms for unprotected sex explicitly with procreation in mind. It's a polite way to say that Jack Jr is creampieing Tammy Jr on the regular.

That genital mix probably smells like a Reuben.

 

[Asperchewy]

Be kind guize. Jack jrs wife already dealt with one tumor.

 

[ZipDisk]

TamBri fertility saga is something I really don't want to hear about through the lens of Jack fuckin Scalfani.

 

[Kulee Baba]

according to jack, jr says he's "practicing" having a child. whatever that means

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Boy I love that Jack misses that Prodigal Son is a metaphor for how God will love you despite being sinful and frivolous. Just as long as you do come back.

Unless Garrett is spending his time in Thailand being a sex pest I'm sure he doesn't need your forgiveness Jackoff. I mean it is THAILAND but I also heard it's a very pretty country with good food.

 

[AnOminous]

according to jack, jr says he's "practicing" having a child. whatever that means

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"my prodigal son"

Fuck you Jack, you choked him out and tried to murder him.

Re: Practicing - What a nasty trailer trash thing to say. The only thing worse he could possibly say is "I'm fuckin her constantly, but no bb yet"

He's practicing on underage boys.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

according to jack, jr says he's "practicing" having a child. whatever that means

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There's the thing people pay attention to Jack for: he's so vulgar cluelessly!

 

[Aaway]

since jack is a bitch, i'd say i have to agree with him on this one

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

since jack is a bitch, i'd say i have to agree with him on this one

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He has Tammy to wait on him 24/7, so he is like a dog but has a lot worse personality