Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick tells a Kobe Bryant joke:

The crowd seemed surprised at the joke. He told other black jokes, but this was the only one that really seemed to land. Predictably, the others were about 13/50, not blending in to the snow in MN, working in the fields instead of an office, and penises. He lingered waaaay to long on this topic and then moved on to Jews. He never hit a good flow and was constantly interrupted by the audience. He jumped on ANY positive reaction, but was unable to keep the momentum.


Holocaust rambling joke:

I can see why the STMS people told Nick not to do this anywhere else. It did not get better. He did WWII jokes. 9/11 jokes. Palestinian jokes. It was a total mess. No real connection between them. It seemed like his just flitted from racist stereotype to stereotype. Instead of funny, it seemed really honestly racist. I can tell he did almost 0 preperation.


A Call-out to Null:

Not a joke. Not funny. Just interesting to see how much it is on his mind...

 

[Chibitzen]

Here is his big joke before he turned it over:

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The delivery was weak AF and the crowd did not seem to really like it. The casual N-word was a bit crazy, but no one got up, so you have to assume this was pretty much a fan crowd.

People in the crowd were calling out more funny jokes that the MC was laughing at. Rated 1/5.

Disappointed. If this is as you described, this is more akin to a Youtuber panel than a comedy hour. Discussing channel politics rather than being involved in or engaging in the art of delivery. Boring.

It's worse than inside jokes because it's like listening in on a Discord channel where randos discuss the latest Creator disagreements on X(!). I'm curious what the DSM pattern for being a terminally online Creators says...

Stage 4: A person exhibits an intense emotional arousal and sudden desire to begin a failed comedy tour which relies almost entirely on past online gains and other emotionally significant internet conflicts. Their work life may become unsustainable and their marriages untenable as the performance spreads out to involve every aspect of their daily life. Each day is increasingly comprised of various internet wins and dead memes, which are often relived in a manner similar to that of a South Park episode.

The MC did ~8 minutes before handing it over to Nick. Most of his whole bit was Eric and Nick drama.

Poor Nick, the drama just follows him everywhere he goes. Like a bad joke.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I can see why the STMS people told Nick not to do this anywhere else. It did not get better. He did WWII jokes. 9/11 jokes. Palestinian jokes. It was a total mess. No real connection between them. It seemed like his just flitted from racist stereotype to stereotype. Instead of funny, it seemed really honestly racist. I can tell he did almost 0 preperation.

Living up to his blackface past.

Poor Nick, the drama just follows him everywhere he goes. Like a bad joke.

I'm sure the trailer park crowd knew exactly what that was.

 

[sum ting wong]

A Call-out to Null:

-video-

Not a joke. Not funny. Just interesting to see how much it is on his mind...

"Who does text people in the shower?"
> 2 people raise their hands

Holy shit my sides. Nick a therapist is less embarrassing and might be able to actually help you with your problems. Ranting about your internet grievances to a bunch of people at a bowling alley isn't the answer.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

A Call-out to Null:


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Not a joke. Not funny. Just interesting to see how much it is on his mind...

Bringing back the Logatto style of stand up I see

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

> 2 people raise their hands

I think Riley was one and we all know he doesn't shower.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Meanwhile, with Eric…

https://x.com/ericdjuly/status/1716968608356548747

 

[Demonslayer1776]

Nick is just so disappointing to me. He's a completely different person from the guy I was watching nightly 4-5 years ago. Why can't any of these faggots just stay normal and host an entertaining show in their off time. It seems like almost all of them have to start mixing their personal problems into their content to self destruction in public. Jim is the only one with any sense who hasn't become a public fuckup. For as much as all these guys used him for views they sure didn't realize why he remained successful for so long.

 

[RotPockets]

I think Riley was one and we all know he doesn't shower.

The stinky fat pedophile dressed like a toddler raised his arm out of pity and the crowd most definitely suffered from the odor this caused.

 

[Geared Chris]

Meanwhile, with Eric…
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https://x.com/ericdjuly/status/1716968608356548747

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Nick's addressing Rippaverse tonight... again. * sigh *

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Nick's addressing Rippaverse tonight... again. * sigh *
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Oh? Is he actually going to point out that “ERM, RIPPAVERSE IS ACTUALLY OWNED BY THE BLAZE!” is obviously stupid and bullshit?

No, of course not. He’ll just go into autistic detail about how “actually it’s completely understandable why someone would think that and it’s Eric’s fault somehow.”, I’m betting.

 

[Harm]

This particular man's reaction to the Holocaust "joke" speaks for itself. He starts watching Nick and listening intently:



"There's people who deny the Holocaust! And they're like, well... And it's a moving goalpost!" He senses something off about this setup and starts eyeing the room:

"And well they're like it didn't and they're like well, it kinda happened, there was a war or whatever. I don't think ALL of them are in on it..." He visibly crooks his head all the way back and to the side:

"And there's like some boats and stuff at the bottom of the ocean. There was like camps. I don't know if Summer camp was ended early..." He's now actively turned away from Rekieta, and gives a long contemplative blink:

"The camp counselors are kinda dicks, but they always are! So, it's not a surprise that the camp counselors suck!" While staring off, Nick walks back into his line of sight and he refocuses on the comedic performance:

A woman in the audience gets up and walks off. "DON'T YOU DARE! My mouth is [unintelligible], okay? And my butthole, I think." This talking about his anus has cracked the audience member. He shuts his eyes in disbelief and then scrunches up his expression:



"Look, there's a bunch of evidence that uh, the whole Holocaust thing [indistinguishable stammering]" Finally, he takes a big drink of his beverage and sees a lucky soul leaving the venue, casting a longing gaze at them as Nick goes back into his routine:

 

[feral cat #6385]

Nick's addressing Rippaverse tonight... again. * sigh *
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Sidney Powell, way to stay on the bleeding edge of the news Nick!

He should just cut to the chase and read his thread on air, ranting and raving at every single poster. You know he wants to.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Finally, he takes a big drink of his beverage and sees a lucky soul leaving the venue, casting a longing gaze at them as Nick goes back into his routine:

"If only you knew how bad things really are"

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Like, I dunno about the rest of you, but when July said "pardner", I assumed he was applying the Texas slang. Similar to "dude," or "bro," or for your people that use the Queen's King's "mate

Nick was being a Faggot. Everyone knows partner means friend.

Nick's addressing Rippaverse tonight... again. * sigh *
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Nick can't get July's name out of his mouth like a true cleanup white bread nigga.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

A Call-out to Null:


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Not a joke. Not funny. Just interesting to see how much it is on his mind...

This is getting uncomfortably close to Alog's stand up.

 

[Neetorino]

I promise I'm dutifully working on the transcript, but this section warranted a break to clip because it's fucking great. We're a few minutes in, we've had jokes about disabled folks and segue into Stephen Hawking. The little arm sweep he makes when he says "the Jews" is so beautifully performative that it's been a highlight of my night to have this clip. I've left it in the full context, but it makes it much more bearable to do this transcription when I can find gems like this to share with the world. You can feel the pain in the crowd as soon as "the Jews" get mentioned, clearly he expected this audience IRL to react the same as the Rumble chatters do on a "nightly" basis.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

White people don't season dey ambient noise.

I read this as ambien nose.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Kayla should have saved him by getting on stage and obnoxiously mugging like she's auditioning for Ernest Goes To Hedonism II.

 

[Harm]

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"If only you knew how bad things really are"

There was unironically more natural charisma in his pained expression than Rekieta's entire set (I have only seen the clips posted in this thread but I'm calling it now).