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https://www.cheknews.ca/pit-bull-attack-near-nanaimo-injures-two-children-and-one-woman-450395/

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Two 8-month-old pit bulls that were loose in Nanaimo attacked several children, severely injuring at least one. Other people that came to aid the children were also injured.

The children were playing in a yard at the house of one of their friends. The dogs were from somewhere else in the neighborhood and had been cited for being at large previously.

One of the owners of the dogs came and got the dogs but did not stick around. The news interviewed the other owner, a Dangerhair that looked to be in her late 40s or early 50s. While she was devastated at what her dogs had done, she said to the reporter, "People are saying, look at this from the prospective of a parent, well, these dogs are my kids, too," and then she broke down crying.

It was later reported both dogs were euthanized, as there have been other incidents prior to this one, and due to the severity of the injuries the one particular child sustained.

To the dangerhair dog owner I would have to say, "If these dogs were your KIDS, you did a lousy job of raising them. Thank heavens you didn't spawn any of your own."

 

[Belvedere]

our pets touch our ***** forever
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This makes me feel uncomfortable for several reasons.

The image leaves little to the imagination, she lets her pets touch her in other places too.

The WWFD meme is real.

 

[Male Idiot]

The image leaves little to the imagination, she lets her pets touch her in other places too.

The WWFD meme is real.

A late term abortion doctor is a doctor!

Dr Pibble has the rizz.

 

[The Great Citracett]

From reddit. Entitled "Our Lady of Perpetual Victimhood."

 

[Belvedere]

Two attacks triggered by the same catalyst; pitbulls trying to maul small pet dogs being carried by their owners:

Spoiler: As dog, as owner

Spoiler: Chokehold a Pit

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

Spoiler: Chokehold a Pit

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Gotta love a successful chokehold. One of the only surefire ways to stop a pitbull (not even a gun is assured anymore). Only thing he did wrong was not suffocating it to death.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Two attacks triggered by the same catalyst; pitbulls trying to maul small pet dogs being carried by their owners:

Spoiler: As dog, as owner

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Spoiler: Chokehold a Pit

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I will say that in social settings picking up your dog is a sign of weakness. That said, I'm addressing normal dogs in dog parks. This does not apply to pitbulls of course as they are unhinged.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Woman is lucky to have kept her foot intact. Hope she still sued.

 

[Dynamite Bean]

Why is anyone just allowed to freely keep these living death machines without any sort of license or proper training yet to own a gun you have to go through a bunch of bullshit?

 

[The Great Citracett]

B L O C K B U S T R

Two weeks in the forest with that dog? I give the kid about two hours...

At first I thought that was another weird AI pic, but it's actually a real picture and a serious page.

It's the page of an "ethical breeder" of pits and most of their stuff consists of videos of their young girl with that no-eared behemoth to "fight stigma" and apparently teach her business skills by breeding and selling pits.

One of those bizarre pages that comes off as satire at first glance.

 

[The Dude]

Why is anyone just allowed to freely keep these living death machines without any sort of license or proper training yet to own a gun you have to go through a bunch of bullshit?

In most states (assuming you're in the US), it's not that difficult to buy a firearm. If you're buying brand new from a gun shop all you need is to a clean criminal record government issued ID, and fill out a criminal background check. Once the background check comes back clear you walk out the shop door with your new firearm. Some states have waiting periods and some cities require a license, but they are pretty rare. But yes, owning Shit Bull is a lot easier than owning a firearm for the most part.

 

[Fishy Fish Fish]

I'm unusually distressed right now.

Spoiler: Powerleveling

So long story short, we used to have these terrible neighbors next door. Manipulative obese fuckaroos, they called animal control on us having a cat that wandered around the neighborhood. (We mostly kept him inside after they started bitching). Let their shitty yard overgrow to the point that you couldn't even see the house. The husband abused the wife, at least emotionally, she might have had autism or something, but I think he pushed her off the deep end. About a year ago, they divorced and abandoned the house. My family took that opportunity to clear out all of the shrubbery, and all the weird shit out of their serial killer backyard.
Anyway, some new people moved in there recently. My nine-year-old brother was throwing something away, and heard rabid barking. Earlier today my sister saw them let out two large dogs outside of the house without leashes. At least one of them was a Pit bull. Keep in mind, the house is no longer bordered by shrubbery or a fence. I have four younger siblings, and three cats that live inside the enclosed porch at home. The kids like to play outside and our cats will sometimes escape and run towards the next-door yard. I've been incredibly stressed since I've heard about this. I know that if one of those dogs attacked one of my siblings or cats, my parents would definitely kill it themselves or fork out money to sue the neighbors, but I'd hate for it to get to that point. I'm seriously considering poisoning those fuckers when I get home.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

I'm unusually distressed right now.

Spoiler: Powerleveling

So long story short, we used to have these terrible neighbors next door. Manipulative obese fuckaroos, they called animal control on us having a cat that wandered around the neighborhood. (We mostly kept him inside after they started bitching). Let their shitty yard overgrow to the point that you couldn't even see the house. The husband abused the wife, at least emotionally, she might have had autism or something, but I think he pushed her off the deep end. About a year ago, they divorced and abandoned the house. My family took that opportunity to clear out all of the shrubbery, and all the weird shit out of their serial killer backyard.
Anyway, some new people moved in there recently. My nine-year-old brother was throwing something away, and heard rabid barking. Earlier today my sister saw them let out two large dogs outside of the house without leashes. At least one of them was a Pit bull. Keep in mind, the house is no longer bordered by shrubbery or a fence. I have four younger siblings, and three cats that live inside the enclosed porch at home. The kids like to play outside and our cats will sometimes escape and run towards the next-door yard. I've been incredibly stressed since I've heard about this. I know that if one of those dogs attacked one of my siblings or cats, my parents would definitely kill it themselves or fork out money to sue the neighbors, but I'd hate for it to get to that point. I'm seriously considering poisoning those fuckers when I get home.

I would see if the neighbors are willing to pitch in for a fence before jumping straight to anti-freezing a shitbull. Say it’s for privacy or property values or something.

 

[Fishy Fish Fish]

I would see if the neighbors are willing to pitch in for a fence before jumping straight to anti-freezing a shitbull. Say it’s for privacy or property values or something.

It does sound more viable, but we all know fences don't stop pitties.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

It does sound more viable, but we all know fences don't stop pitties.

Yeah, but it gives you visual cover if you’re poisoning them.

 

[Fishy Fish Fish]

Yeah, but it gives you visual cover if you’re poisoning them.

I expect my parents would suggest it. We're fairly low on antifreeze, but we DO have a lot of rapid-release acetaminophen as a backup.

 

[WrenchWring]

I expect my parents would suggest it. We're fairly low on antifreeze, but we DO have a lot of rapid-release acetaminophen as a backup.

Attachment for reference.

Set out bait at a certain time every day for at least a week. Watch the bait carefully, and see what eats it. When the targeted dog gets into a feeding routine, poison the meat. Do not let anyone see you setting out the bait. Time the bait to avoid accidentally poisoning other animals.

Chocolate is extremely poisonous to dogs. Get the purest chocolate you can find for the job. Dark bakers chocolate kills at 1 ounce per 20 pounds of dog. Double it to be sure the poison works. Cocoa powder has a similar effectiveness.

Caffeine is potent to dogs. Dose 4 mg of caffeine per pound of dog you want to poison.

Monosodium Glutamate (MSG) is very deadly to dogs. 3 tablespoons mixed with ground beef should kill a small dog. Do 10 tablespoons with a pound of ground meat to kill any dog.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I expect my parents would suggest it. We're fairly low on antifreeze, but we DO have a lot of rapid-release acetaminophen as a backup.

Poison the fuckers and film it for the thread. I own three dogs so I'm not some torture weirdo. I just loathe all these chinky eyed fucks

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

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Some dogs will not willingly eat these things (eg they won't eat chocolate raw). You'll have to mix them in doses with COOKED ground beef. Doing it with raw ground beef decreases the chances of a picky dog consuming it. The smell of the cooked ground beef must overwhelm the smell of whatever you're putting in there. Dousing it with fish oil can help, too.

I'm unusually distressed right now.
Anyway, some new people moved in there recently. My nine-year-old brother was throwing something away, and heard rabid barking. Earlier today my sister saw them let out two large dogs outside of the house without leashes. At least one of them was a Pit bull. Keep in mind, the house is no longer bordered by shrubbery or a fence. I have four younger siblings, and three cats that live inside the enclosed porch at home. The kids like to play outside and our cats will sometimes escape and run towards the next-door yard. I've been incredibly stressed since I've heard about this. I know that if one of those dogs attacked one of my siblings or cats, my parents would definitely kill it themselves or fork out money to sue the neighbors, but I'd hate for it to get to that point. I'm seriously considering poisoning those fuckers when I get home.

Do you have animal control or do you live in the country? Those pitbulls are a threat to your siblings. If you live close to the city/in the city, any time you see them running loose, call animal control. They are at least able to do something if you can't. If you live rural, the best protection aside from a chokehold is a gun (though with kids in the house, not sure how safe that is). You should have a gun in the city, too, but if you don't want to have a gun, be prepared to chokehold. That's the only thing outside of death that will get these things to release. Start doing pushups if you don't have strong arms. Or buy a very large butcher knife to be prepared to chop the fuck out of those pits once they latch on.

Consider an attack from a pitbull an inevitability if you give them the chance. Some are nice, but considering they make up the majority of dog deaths, do you really want to take the chance?

 

[Spud]

Poison the fuckers and film it for the thread.

Yes, just leave evidence of crime that will get Josh in trouble with law enforcement to which he'll then have to hand over user data to comply with the warrant they served him. Shutting the fuck up seems to be a super power these days.

 

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

I'm unusually distressed right now.

Spoiler: Powerleveling

So long story short, we used to have these terrible neighbors next door. Manipulative obese fuckaroos, they called animal control on us having a cat that wandered around the neighborhood. (We mostly kept him inside after they started bitching). Let their shitty yard overgrow to the point that you couldn't even see the house. The husband abused the wife, at least emotionally, she might have had autism or something, but I think he pushed her off the deep end. About a year ago, they divorced and abandoned the house. My family took that opportunity to clear out all of the shrubbery, and all the weird shit out of their serial killer backyard.
Anyway, some new people moved in there recently. My nine-year-old brother was throwing something away, and heard rabid barking. Earlier today my sister saw them let out two large dogs outside of the house without leashes. At least one of them was a Pit bull. Keep in mind, the house is no longer bordered by shrubbery or a fence. I have four younger siblings, and three cats that live inside the enclosed porch at home. The kids like to play outside and our cats will sometimes escape and run towards the next-door yard. I've been incredibly stressed since I've heard about this. I know that if one of those dogs attacked one of my siblings or cats, my parents would definitely kill it themselves or fork out money to sue the neighbors, but I'd hate for it to get to that point. I'm seriously considering poisoning those fuckers when I get home.