Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Punished Brent]

I think it’s crazy he brings all these groomers around his kids. Combined with the bottle licking and his drunk rage I believe he is a genuine threat to the women in his house. He totally doesn’t care about any of this and is in no way actualy upset that he known as the balldo guy.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

If anyone is a fan of rekieta post Depp are beyond saving.

Riley is a good guy.

Good guys don't pimp out severely autistic women for weed.

Nick admits he has changed as a person a lot--apart from streaming

Oh we know, that's why people stopped watching.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Final time, transcript in PDF form, also made a copy that was the full thing without the "part" splits. Part 3 plaintext in spoiler, you know the drill. Enjoy everyone.

So I just read through the entire thing and holy fucking shit this is embarrassing. There is exactly ONE (1) decent punchline (not even joke, just the punchline) in this entire mess, which is them counting the holocaust deaths with interest. Other than that it all fucking SUCKED. I'm almost feeling secondhand embarrassment from how bad this is.

Earlier in the thread I said how Nick should do some reflection on why he keeps pushing people away from him and he should really just look at how he started his fucking 'comedy'. Literally calling a crowd he does not know a bunch of cripples and retards.

Edit addition: Jesus fucking Christ Nicholas, learn to speak without filler words. If you took a shot for every time you said the word 'like' you'd be dead after one page. Well, you probably wouldn't be since your liver has been completely pickled already. A normal, non-alcoholic would be dead on the ground.

 

[huckbeine]

Nick has been streaming about July for how many weeks now? ever since July said that "non-practicing lawyer", Nick has been eternally malding. like every stream, theres a section about July, like underhandedly trying to get back at him.

that "non-practicing lawyer" really has him shook, like a Jew being shook when called a Jew.

I would really laugh fucking hard if it hasn't been a week since July said those words

 

[Nod Flenders]

Nick has been streaming about July for how many weeks now? ever since July said that "non-practicing lawyer", Nick has been eternally malding. like every stream, theres a section about July, like underhandedly trying to get back at him.

that "non-practicing lawyer" really has him shook, like a Jew being shook when called a Jew.

I would really laugh fucking hard if it hasn't been a week since July said those words

July is right though. Nick is a non-practicing lawyer. But Nick's seething is entertaining AF.

 

[Swole McPole]

Is that Riley and Mint Salad? I thought Mint was supposed to be a woman? Have you Karen's been lying to me all this time? That "woman" has a moustache that's even thicker than Rileys.

I loved the $2 sunglasses though. Rekieta really splurged when he bought her a new pair on that shopping trip. Or perhaps it's the rewards of whoring on OnlyFans? You make so much money, you can afford to buy yourself a slick pair of $2 sunglasses and all the broke ass losers on Kiwifarms will be really fucking jealous.

Edit: Ah, not Mint Salad at all. Digibro. At least my troon spotting abilities are up to snuff. Presumably, that's who Riley was banging before he was banging Mint?

 

[Peace Through Power]

Is that Riley and Mint Salad? I thought Mint was supposed to be a woman? Have you Karen's been lying to me all this time? That "woman" has a moustache that's even thicker than Rileys.

I loved the $2 sunglasses though. Rekieta really splurged when he bought her a new pair on that shopping trip. Or perhaps it's the rewards of whoring on OnlyFans? You make so much money, you can afford to buy yourself a slick pair of $2 sunglasses and all the broke ass losers on Kiwifarms will be really fucking jealous.

That's Digibro, and he is a tranny and also a pedofile. He used to be associated with Dicks show, but now he is homeless in Tulsa Oklahoma

 

[Strix454]

So Nick's "narcolepsy" turns out to be a condition that was leading him to show up late in the mornings to work in his first job out of college. And he has been on stimulants ever since. That sounds more like being lazy than narcolepsy.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Presumably, that's who Riley was banging before he was banging Mint?

They all used to hang out but no, Digibro used to bang Amanda “May” “Pantsu” Morrison-Ralph. She was with him during the troonening.

 

[Swole McPole]

They all used to hang out but no, Digibro used to bang Amanda “May” “Pantsu” Morrison-Ralph.

I'm not sure which is worse -- horse or pig, it's all zoophilia as far as I'm concerned.

 

[NSA]

I watched the Nick clips where he's talking about Jewsh and stuff, I didn't realize how much of an angry rambling drunkard he's turned into, it's a pretty shocking thing to watch. He just repeats the same low-IQ points over and over again. He's definitely suffered alcohol-related brain damage, you hate to see it. I guess it was inevitable though.

He needs a rehab, if he tries to quit drinking now it'll kill him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He needs a rehab, if he tries to quit drinking now it'll kill him.

Nick Rekieta will never be able to stop drinking and that’s a fucking fact. He is enslaved to beverages and proud of it!

 

[LiquidKid]

i know people will whine but i'm sure a lot of people extending their time is because the headliner dropped out. its like how at some concerts the opener might play over and over because the real show either quit or is delayed.

While this can be true. The difference here is that there was a more experienced performer waiting to go on and Nick ate into her time.
The venue already worked out the ratios to cover for the cancelation, and no venue would ever fill space with someone’s first time stand up, especially when they’re bombing this badly

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

If rekieta is seethe watching the thread, I got a question For you

Spoiler

Did you like my parody?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Calling it now: “I knew everyone would say I was a pussy-ass faggot for forbidding any clipping of my routine! I just did it to trigger Karens!”

No, it doesn’t make sense. That’s what makes it pure Rekieta.

 

[bifftango]

Something about Nick's posture in one of the video clip thumbnails struck me as really funny for some reason. I had to enhance the image, but the muddiness might be an improvement.

 

[2lolis1cup]

Something about Nick's posture in one of the video clip thumbnails struck me as really funny for some reason. I had to enhance the image, but the muddiness might be an improvement.

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Hey Nick, I found another latex you can wear to compensate. It even matches the theme of the first one.

I also had this stuck in my head. It's a slight on a funny character by comparing him to an unfunny drunk.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Something about Nick's posture in one of the video clip thumbnails struck me as really funny for some reason. I had to enhance the image, but the muddiness might be an improvement.

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His chin is starved for nutrients since all his whisky is going straight to his nose. I bet he had to consciously fight the urge to lick the microphone like one of his whisky bottles.

 

[Ruust]

HA HA HA HA!

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L | A

Nick was postind days ago with Dick that Jim would be on their side against July.

I guess he missed his talk about Metokur making fun of him wearing the balldo and his opinion about doing Life Ruination shit.

Kayla was at the show:

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The MC did ~14 minutes before handing it over to Nick. Most of his whole bit was Eric and Nick drama. Also handbook jokes from Nick and jokes about Dick Masterson. It was very much an in-joke show.


Here is his big joke before he turned it over:

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The delivery was weak AF and the crowd did not seem to really like it. The casual N-word was a bit crazy, but no one got up, so you have to assume this was pretty much a fan crowd.

People in the crowd were calling out more funny jokes that the MC was laughing at. Rated 1/5.


EDIT: Corrected the drawn out MC opening to 14 minutes. It was just as rambling as Nick's 'set'. I thought it was over, but it just went on...

I got secondhand embarrassment from watching that.

 

[MeltyTW]

You know I just realized how much Dax and Co really have failed with july, usually if some trolls fail to take on a normal content creator that's used to the relative politeness of sekturs outside of this one the failure isn't the inability to dunk on or fuck with them its the inability to not implode after.

Ethan ralph sargon milo etc were able to make zoe and Co pariah laughingstocks ffs. People like july and zoe rely on passive things like blocking and appeals to general civility, it should be the trolling equivalent of jousting with a practice dummy but these dickless pedo loving fucks just trip and utterly faceplant to nothing.

I honestly am just going to have to recommend suicide idk how you can be this pathetic and live a fulfilling life