EU Students demand sex holes at university - "The University of Augsburg is in a tizzy over a wicked proposal: at today's Convention meeting, students are calling for the construction of so-called "gloryholes" - holes in the wall for anonymous sex."

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Translated from German via Deepl

Is there a hole in the fun?

The University of Augsburg is in a tizzy over a wicked proposal: at today's Convention meeting, students are calling for the construction of so-called "gloryholes" - holes in the wall for anonymous sex. At first glance, the motion sounds like satire.

Or does it?

A university employee told BILD: "The proposers are so woke, they don't mean it as a joke." The unusual initiative was brought in by several students who are active in the "Queer Department" of the University of Augsburg, where they campaign for gays and lesbians.

The application, which is available to BILD, states: "Three gloryholes are to be built in the lecture hall center opposite the entrance, where the information boards are currently located." This is a hole in a wall that will be used for anonymous sex. The students also already have a plan for cleaning: building management may lend a hand.

The students further demand: "In addition, the gloryholes should be soundproof and opaque. The gloryholes should be designed to be as barrier-free as possible - the height should be adjustable, there should be wall handles to hold onto." "Condoms, lick wipes, lubricants and disinfectant and wipes" should also be provided, the motion says.

The students are responding to a high demand with their request, they write in their justification. On a "wish wall" of the AstA, the holes had been requested most often.

In addition, the students explain, "Building the gloryholes allows the university to be understood as a heteronormativity-critical space because kink is to be understood as a non-heteronormative practice."

Uh, excuse me? BILD explains: the English word "kink" generally stands for "deviant sexual preferences and fantasies." Since these are not only lived out by heterosexual students, gloryholes would somehow also "contribute to diversification on campus, since kink could thus also be experienced or lived out at the university." Sex could also be relaxing, which could create a more positive atmosphere on campus.

Moaning instead of studying!

Anything but positive sees the "Ring Christlich-Demokratischer-Studenten Augsburg e.V.", (RCDS Augsburg) the request, wrote already a round email to students and the president of the university, Prof. Dr. Sabine Doering-Manteuffel. The RCDS Augsburg: "Referring to the public email of the Student Convention, we as the Freedom Democratic List take a stand and firmly reject the establishment of Gloryholes at the University of Augsburg."

Gloryholes at a university are "highly scandalous and unacceptable" and would represent a serious violation of ethical and moral standards.
So far, the proposers are sticking to their proposal. All hollow words or an airtight demand? At 6 p.m. tonight, the Convention will decide on the Gloryholes.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Hahahaha, the retards at Asta got trolled and they are seriously rolling with it now bc of course they are bc they are lefty tards. Amazing.

 

[TheGuntinator]

Like the falling of the Berlin wall, so too must the walls between bathroom stalls

 

[Vesperus]

The fuck is wrong with Germans?
I preferred the 40's version. At least I could have taken Himmler out for a drink without him waving his cock in my face.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Here is the allegedly full application:

"Three gloryholes are to be built in the auditorium center across from the entrance, where currently the
Information Boards are located, are to be built. These are to be erected by the
Department of Space and Construction and cleaned by Facilities Management.
by the building management. In addition, they are to be sound and sight-proof. The gloryholes should be designed to be as barrier-free as possible - the height should be adjustable, there should be wall handles to hold on to. The lights are to be dimmable and possible knee padding is to be incorporated. In addition, condoms, lick wipes, lubricants, and disinfectants and wipes should be provided free of charge in the gloryholes; trash cans are also needed.

At the Modularfestival, a Gloryhole in the Hörsaalzentrum was wished for ten times on the AStA's wish wall. This wish was listed most often (!). Thus, we see it as an imperative to pass this wish in the student council. A Gloryhole would contribute to the diversification on campus, because Kink could be experienced at the university. In addition, sex can be a relaxing activity, which can be very useful in the often strenuous everyday university life.
The associated stress reduction would make for a more positive working atmosphere on campus. Additionally, strangers would come together to create a shared experience and living space, connecting on a level far removed from everyday life. This form of connection can provide a better understanding of different body(s) and also be empowering, in which one's own body can be experienced not only as a space of limits but also as a space of possibilities. Building the gloryholes allows the university to be understood as a heteronormativity-critical space, as Kink is to be understood as a non-heteronormative practice. This clear queer positioning would unleash potentials for improved participation in the everyday university life of queer students
and thus increase their everyday life, sense of security, and well-being."

 

[Shidoen]

I’m sincerely considering just going to Germany again just to call every German I meet a faggot at this point.

 

[Seafarer]

Glory holes are for niggas too ugly to get their dick wet otherwise

 

[U+200B]

I hope they go through with this, since this will backfire in spectacular fashion.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

I would very much like the pendulum to swing back.

 

[Gog & Magog]

The fuck is wrong with Germans?
I preferred the 40's version. At least I could have taken Himmler out for a drink without him waving his cock in my face.

Himmler would have asked you if you wanted to come to the backwoods and join his neo-pagan cult full of manly men and heresy.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Himmler would have asked you if you wanted to come to the backwoods and join his neo-pagan cult full of manly men and heresy.

I mean... considering the alternative?

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Maybe the Soviets were the good guys for putting up the Berlin Wall all this time?

 

[indigoisviolet]

The students also already have a plan for cleaning: building management may lend a hand.

The Germans have such a dry sense of humor it can be easy to overlook. I suddenly laughed at imagining the straight face being pulled as they crafted this succinct innuendo.

And of course the queers are being serious about this bullshit. Fifteen years or so ago Stonewall were suing local councils in Britain for arresting gay men buggering each other in public parks, declaring that being able to fuck a stranger in full view of the general public is some sort of homosexual necessity that needed to be legally protected. They lost, but the fact that I have to add this clarifying sentence is testament to how absurdly coddled and delusional faggots truly are.

 

[TheGuntinator]

Glory holes are for niggas too ugly to get their dick wet otherwise

And for fags too ashamed to look their meat monolith provider in the eyes while worshipping his scrotum totem.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

The petition for glory holes was signed by such notable sociologists as Amon Goeth, E.D. Amin, Adele Dazeem and Neeg Gehrdecks. There's no way it wasn't a serious request.

 

[4EB]

This would be a great way for the faggots to spread STDs between each other. Gays are well known for their hygiene, and consideration for their partners well being.

 

[Nick Soapdish]

Engineering autists, please explain how the fuck you'd make a height adjustable gloryhole? It's a hole in a wall, those don't tend to move around.

I guess you could make the wall be able to be moved up and down in it's entirety, but that seems like it would be pretty fucking expensive to install in a soundproof room.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Engineering autists, please explain how the fuck you'd make a height adjustable gloryhole? It's a hole in a wall, those don't tend to move around.

I guess you could make the wall be able to be moved up and down in it's entirety, but that seems like it would be pretty fucking expensive to install in a soundproof room.

I'd think something like an adjustable panel mounted inside the wall would work, but there is always the risk of it being a cock guillotine.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

Engineering autists, please explain how the fuck you'd make a height adjustable gloryhole? It's a hole in a wall, those don't tend to move around.

I guess you could make the wall be able to be moved up and down in it's entirety, but that seems like it would be pretty fucking expensive to install in a soundproof room.

You could cut an elongated hole into the stall and fit a sliding cover plate onto it so people can adjust the height

 

[Spastic]

Engineering autists, please explain how the fuck you'd make a height adjustable gloryhole? It's a hole in a wall, those don't tend to move around.

I guess you could make the wall be able to be moved up and down in it's entirety, but that seems like it would be pretty fucking expensive to install in a soundproof room.

You put a stack of phonebooks near the hole. So that manlets can reach.