Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Left Ass Cheek]

He needs a rehab, if he tries to quit drinking now it'll kill him.

I can’t even imagine a world where Nick admits and accepts he’s got a problem with any sincerity, which is the first step to shaking an addiction according to recovering alchoholics. The Nick that could humble himself like that is so far gone, and it honestly seems like it happened in the blink of an eye.

 

[RotPockets]

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Leaked cover art for his stand-up DVD.

(Special thanks to @sum ting wong Productions)

 

[zer0d4wn]

They can call themselves comics just as easily as they can call themselves beautiful and intelligent. That doesn’t make it true.

The "pros" do it too. There's a DC comics writer shilling his book (which is an official DC published comic) as an "anti-CG" comic. Nothing about the actual plot or characters (other than he's super gay now) just "buy my comic to fuck them". That's it. The studios do absolutely nothing to stop them either.

 

[RotPockets]

The "pros" do it too. There's a DC comics writer shilling his book (which is an official DC published comic) as an "anti-CG" comic. Nothing about the actual plot or characters (other than he's super gay now) just "buy my comic to fuck them". That's it. The studios do absolutely nothing to stop them either.

It’s as gay as it is cringe, and like all faggotry it’s painfully forced.

I think they were talking about stand-up comics.

 

[Gorton Colu]

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Nick looked disgusting-- face protruding--in his blue suit before the crowd. Very very disrespectful.

 

[thebigdream]

seeing this thumbnail makes me physically ill everytime, thanks

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Pictured: Nicholas when Drexxel comes over.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Pictured: Nicholas when Drexxel comes over.
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I still don't understand how this thing works, do the balls go to the side? Whats with the tip what are you supposed to put in there? Why does it include rings like it sounds awful for men lol

 

[Strix454]

I still don't understand how this thing works, do the balls go to the side? Whats with the tip what are you supposed to put in there? Why does it include rings like it sounds awful for men lol

Its a ball-mounted strap-on for men. I think the rings are extenders for greater depth. No man with functional equipment would ever use such a thing IMO.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I still don't understand how this thing works, do the balls go to the side? Whats with the tip what are you supposed to put in there? Why does it include rings like it sounds awful for men lol

Yeah, apparently the balls hang out a bit, like a couple of hacky sacks taped onto a wiffle bat. Not only does that sound profoundly uncomfortable for a man, but women don’t find that appealing either. It sounds painful for us, too.

Jim was absolutely right. It’s for taking the knot.

 

[skol]

Nothing sexier for a woman than a vision of being fucked with some fever-dream invention after listening to your man struggle with a squeeze rubber. Nothing sexier for a man than a vision of squeezing balls into a heap of Chinese rubber and feeling of having the sack squished hard.

 

[Captain Manning]

I still don't understand how this thing works, do the balls go to the side? Whats with the tip what are you supposed to put in there? Why does it include rings like it sounds awful for men lol

Spoiler: Somewhat NSFW visual aid

Not real genitalia, but I'm gonna spoiler it anyways.

The two rings you see are apparently optional, and used if you want to make the "ball penis" (for lack of a better term) part longer.

 

[zer0d4wn]

I think they were talking about stand-up comics.

Yeah. I totally whiffed that. Lmao. I replied to the completely wrong person. It wasn't even on the right page. I really need to stop posting at work.

 

[Raven-621]

Lmao Riley’s greasy, fat paw shooting up after Rickety Nicket asks who texts in the shower, as if anyone believes such an obese hill troll showers at all.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Based on the transcript, the "texting in the shower" whining was interrupted by Nick getting pulled off stage?

Amazing. Of all the things that could lead to them being like "get this guy the fuck off the stage", it was that.

For all his crying about the Farms, Balldoman really lives in a bubble.

For a lot of people, just pondering the sentence, "texting in the shower" would be baffling on its own. For a non-drunk, non-coom-brained person, seeing basically no one share a sentiment that one believed was a day to day activity, like texting from the shower, might be a wake-up call. It would be like asking a statement, "Who remembers going to the mall?" In that crowd, even if they were farmers, that age group probably did it at some point.

Instead of a bonding moment, "texting in the shower", to 2 other raised hands, should have been a wake-up call.

For Balldoman, it was a well-received show. Sad.

Edit: a word of spelling

 

[Captain Manning]

Jim was absolutely right. It’s for taking the knot.

That's the joke, but I actually think the bigger market might be for men with ED. Nick set himself for all sorts of speculation by introducing people to this abomination and then telling people he used it.

Incidentally, Wired did a review on it, and gave it 2/10.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

That's the joke, but I actually think the bigger market might be for men with ED. Nick set himself for all sorts of speculation by introducing people to this abomination and then telling people he used it.

Incidentally, Wired did a review on it, and gave it 2/10.

I mean with all that booze he drinks would anyone be surprised his dick is nonfunctional? Personally I think them simulating animal sex purely because they're so fucking degenerate is the funnier theory though

 

[MontaShaft]

It finally uploaded
Get a downloader ready

EDIT:
My screen grabber wouldn't let me get audio
Had to quicktime record with microphone as output
Locals caught on to screen recordings?
Its the best well get

Download before its taken down
Might take it down in 8 hrs 2 make sure @Null dont get problems
Cant upload full on kiwi
Link on downloader

 

[Raven-621]

Is that Riley and Mint Salad? I thought Mint was supposed to be a woman? Have you Karen's been lying to me all this time? That "woman" has a moustache that's even thicker than Rileys.

I loved the $2 sunglasses though. Rekieta really splurged when he bought her a new pair on that shopping trip. Or perhaps it's the rewards of whoring on OnlyFans? You make so much money, you can afford to buy yourself a slick pair of $2 sunglasses and all the broke ass losers on Kiwifarms will be really fucking jealous.

Edit: Ah, not Mint Salad at all. Digibro. At least my troon spotting abilities are up to snuff. Presumably, that's who Riley was banging before he was banging Mint?

I genuinely thought it was Meigh.

 

[Anticipointment]

Spoiler: Somewhat NSFW visual aid

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Not real genitalia, but I'm gonna spoiler it anyways.

The two rings you see are apparently optional, and used if you want to make the "ball penis" (for lack of a better term) part longer

Looks horrifically painful for all parties involved. The flaccid penis just flops around? Chills in the chic’s inner thigh crevice or ass crack? Can’t imagine any sane individual would find this to be a good time or enticing in the slightest.