Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

What the fuck is this supposed to be? Some kind of diss track on josh and kf? It looks so cringe.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Reminder Nick was angered at Law & Crime threatening to DMCA him over streaming commentary over their streams or whatever to extent that he had a little graphic that he added around their logo every time he played their content because he was so mad.

This was then:


This is now:

Nick please stop staring at me like that. It was just as much pain slowly listening to the same Stephen Hawking jokes again and again for 5 straight minutes as it was for you to "perform" it.

Immaculate screengrab.

"If only you knew how bad things really are"

"10 minutes into the Nick Rekieta Netflix special and he gives you this look."

 

[waffle]

[Soyjack Nick]

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Nick looks like he knows I'm a about to start hollering at him for fucking with me on my rental car...

 

[No Scope]

Its like retard stream of consciousness. He isn't performing for the audience, he is performing for himself. He doesn't understand how jokes work. He doesn't understand how timing works.
He is doing the worst kind of kid edgelord stuff where you drop references to shock mom and dad while not really saying anything.

After reading through the first transcript. It confirms Nick is a narcissist regarding the inside joke about Monty. (As if we all didn't already know that.) Why the fuck would you insert a reference like that unless you thought everyone in the crowd watches your streams closely. I'm surprised he found the stage and didn't end up behind the bar doing his comedy bit from there.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I find it funny that he’s calling the thread Karen’s and portraying our worry about him being a neglectful parent/ partner who most likely is driving drunk (by his own remarks) as us thinking he beats his children and Our Wife.

He’s such an AIDS-ridden faggot. It’s like when fags were pissy that steps to stop the spread of AIDS were going on and medical professionals with AIDS (who were knowingly and unknowingly spreading it) complained how it was killing them. Maybe cover some legal news and not talk about how much Arby’s reminds you of your wife’s ruined vagina.

 

[TheKillingWords]

I'm surprised he found the stage and didn't end up behind the bar doing his comedy bit from there.

That was, undoubtedly, the after show. I'm surprised he didn't get so black-out piss drunk that he blamed it on being "roofied" again.

 

[Chibitzen]

Also maybe its me, but just from the clips i have to wonder is Kayla always this batshit and how bad would she be if she was let off her medication for like a month? She looks like she needs half a gram of lithium just being in the audience. I've never really watched any clips of her but jesus fucking christ. she's mama JF but without the speech impediment and before people really knew about mental illness outside of downs people.

i'll admit i'm extremely wrong for defending her on that. i assumed it was because she's a theater kid and her not realizing the over acting of the stage is the exact opposite of good when you're on camera (unless its japanese cinema) and her ignorantly thinking because her husband is a youtuber that means kids are watching meaning act towards the camera the way you do when reading a story to your students or children. but apparently she's just like that at all times. Like i assumed it was like how before the method became standard people really just acted the same way they teach on stage because you need people half a basketball court away to see exactly what you're saying, feeling, and doing at all times so you can't be subtle. ("you're tearing me apart") Instead thats just mental illness.

I saw this version of Kayla in an arrest video recently. Sharing it here in case it somehow becomes prophetic:

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Based on the transcript, the "texting in the shower" whining was interrupted by Nick getting pulled off stage?

Amazing. Of all the things that could lead to them being like "get this guy the fuck off the stage", it was that.

Thank you. Oh my god. As I wrote that joke this morning in the shower, uhh, yeah some of you know I do everything in the shower, it’s great. Textin- who doesn’t text people in the shower by the way?

“Me”

Do you guys not text people in the shower?

“You have to right?”

“No”

Wait, who does- Who does text people in the shower?

*Three hands go up on screen, Nick, Riley, and some random guy.*

“We’re running heavily into Lila’s time, that’s the only reason I’m standing here.” emcee

Why didn’t you just say that?

“Because you were… doing your thing, I didn’t want to disrespect you!” emcee
Yeah but I-

“Take a hint.”emcee

 

[sum ting wong]

This is now:

This might be more appropriate:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick's posture

Actually, I’m not being fair. Ed Grimley’s clothes fit better and his hair was less greasy.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Nick tells a Kobe Bryant joke:

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The crowd seemed surprised at the joke. He told other black jokes, but this was the only one that really seemed to land.

Sorry, but Kobe still landed better than this set.

 

[Swole McPole]

Based on the transcript, the "texting in the shower" whining was interrupted by Nick getting pulled off stage?

But Null and Kiwifarms isn't living rent-free in his head at all, are we?

Not in the slightest. He barely gives us a passing thought.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

But Null and Kiwifarms isn't living rent-free in his head at all, are we?

Not in the slightest. He barely gives us a passing thought.

Hey, be fair. He clearly prepared his set weeks in advance when the things he was talking about were fresh. There's no way he just walked on the stage and started blabbering about the first thing he could think of... oh... oooh....

 

[RotPockets]

But Null and Kiwifarms isn't living rent-free in his head at all, are we?

Not in the slightest. He barely gives us a passing thought.

He’s at that weird moment when a loser still hanging around a high school well in to his twenties realizes he doesn’t actually have seniority he is just pathetic. Getting left on ‘read’ by @Null then publicly bitching about anonymous posts on a forum in your 40s should be the moment you realize you’re JuJu. Why are you so obsessed with what people a decade younger than you say and do? Josh, Pipkin Pippa and Eric July don’t care about your opinions or approval. You’re both embarrassing yourselves like a pair of pathetic boomers trying to fit in and failing miserably then flailing. Go home you’re drunk, and way too old for this shit. Nobody likes you and you look ridiculous like Drexel hitting on preteens.

 

[Geared Chris]

But Null and Kiwifarms isn't living rent-free in his head at all, are we?

Not in the slightest. He barely gives us a passing thought.

This thread's criticisms ARE in the zeitgeist of the Internet which IS "relevance" (his words). That's why he's so angry.

Whether on Twitter, YT (Elissa & her comment section, plus a few smaller clippers), Kino, MATI, people coming at him in his very own chats ... it's usually a fairly straight line back to this thread to find the original sourcing and receipts.

He knows that.

His accusations that Farmers want relevance and impact is pure projection, though. I get whip lash between MSM calling Kiwi a right-wing hate forum and Nick calling Kiwi SJW karens. It's not as if anyone is going to give Null, Kiwi, or this thread any credit, nor is that the goal.

 

[Harm]

“We’re running heavily into Lila’s time, that’s the only reason I’m standing here.” emcee

Why didn’t you just say that?

Could you possibly be a more of a hateable human being? They flashed a massive spotlight in your face and blinked it, you stared at it multiple times; not to be a Karen about it but go choke on a bag of dicks, faggot. "NULLLLLL YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND PEEEEEEPUUUUUUL!!!" If you understand people and you choose to treat them this way anyways then you're scum.

EDIT: The Karen Farms thing is petulant whining that we're not a utility in his pathetic attacks on Eric July. He knows if we were all mindless sociopaths who purely enjoy harming others then we'd jump on his side of the bandwagon just like Jesse the deadbeat loser whose only prospect in life is harassing black men on Nick's behalf and telling people why Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles issue #1865 was better than issue #1385.

Gotta say, Lila seems pretty irritated with Nick taking up so long.

Of course. She's a real standup comedian. She probably had material she'd been working on and was excited to perform.

It also sounds like, if Nick's whole set was recorded, that his comments about them not "videoing the whole show" means they couldn't record Lila's whole set.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Hey, be fair. He clearly prepared his set weeks in advance when the things he was talking about were fresh. There's no way he just walked on the stage and started blabbering about the first thing he could think of... oh... oooh....

You clearly u derestimate Nick!

He has told us that he doesn't need to write things down; he does it all in his head. He did it for the book he is writing, the Balldo review, the foreword to Gosney's book, and his comedy set! See how well his master writing skills work! You just do not understand the process!

Yes, he has claimed this as his process, unironically about each writing project he has undertaken. He thinks he can shit out gold as a first draft.

 

[Captain Manning]

Sorry, but Kobe still landed better than this set.

Now see, THAT is funny. I legit laughed when I read it.

You should write Nick's material. Not Dick.

 

[MontaShaft]

His wife witnessed the shitshow
Uploading the full video now
Its taking 4ever

EDIT: Video will be private so he can't strike it

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I hope someone posts it back to him so we can watch NIck try to pretend he wasn't gargling Jim's balls

*3 months later*
"I hope the best for Jim. He's obviously gonna die. Let's talk about finger banging. You can only sell a movement 1 time. But you can sell good quality hats. Many times"
-nick most likely.