Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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What the fuck are his sores?

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arc minsk said:
dude fuck i hadn't been paying attention to bmj and i just heard his 48k win on MATI. shieeettttttt. reading through it. he truly is an asshole.
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It was weird watching it live. He punches holes in his walls over $20 but took losing $50k like it didn't phase him. He cried a little bit later but otherwise was mostly emotionless.
 
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ForTheHoard said:
It was weird watching it live. He punches holes in his walls over $20 but took losing $50k like it didn't phase him. He cried a little bit later but otherwise was mostly emotionless.
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Gambling addicts are addicted to the sensation of gambling, that moment between placing a bet and getting the outcome. The actual money is completely meaningless to em. Bossmanjack as a true gambling addict will never cash out and will just go on gambling till nothing's left.
 
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ForTheHoard said:
It was weird watching it live. He punches holes in his walls over $20 but took losing $50k like it didn't phase him. He cried a little bit later but otherwise was mostly emotionless.
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I've said this before, BMJ life is like a video game. You wake up and the objective is to secure drugs by the end of the day. There is no other goal, you simply try to beat your previous record of how high you got off of weed and crack.

Money isn't real to BMJ, he has no responsibilities or bills to pay. He doesn't really need a car, he doesn't go anywhere. The civic talk is all bullshit, spend $10,000 on a car or buy drugs instead? He picks drugs.
He doesn't want to move out. He gets to sit on his ass all day spending money on nothing but drugs and gambling, why waste money on rent? Mommy cooks me food and cleans my clothes!

He feels incredibly stupid for losing 50k but at the end of the day he was able to buy himself a lot of drugs so it wasn't all a waste. He gets upset when he loses $20 because that's all the money he has and as a result of losing it he can't buy drugs.

There's nothing else to know about him. He's a pathetic selfish human being who wants to gamble and get high. Everything else is irrelevant in his life.
 
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ForTheHoard said:
It was weird watching it live. He punches holes in his walls over $20 but took losing $50k like it didn't phase him. He cried a little bit later but otherwise was mostly emotionless.
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yeah null played his cope session after he lost it all. he was almost like how some people get really calm when they're suicidal and accept that they're about to blow their brains out in the next few hours or days and they're just settled.
 
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GET! said:
His uncharacteristically subdued, almost zen-like reaction to losing such a ludicrous amount confirms for me that theory that gamblers enjoy losing almost as much as they like winning. Really, the only time he’s truly hopeless is when he’s fiending to play but doesn’t have the money.

Either that or he was too whacked out on crack to give a shit about anything.
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Austin was calm in the immediate hours prior to losing everything, but it's impossible not to notice that his chimpouts have gotten more severe and more regular since then.

Obviously his standard of living hasn't changed, because he's never supported himself in any way, but every time he sees his disappointed parents faces when he begs for his daily allowance, every time he tries and fails to squeeze 20 dollars of juice from his dwindling fan base, he's reminded that he amassed a decent enough bankroll to either set himself up for independence, or supercharge his gambling/streaming career. And he pissed it all away.

It will never get any better for Austin. The highpoint of his "career" was a multi day bender streamed from his parents house and he has literally nothing to show for it in the end. That will take an emotional toll whether he admits it or not.
 
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Leaked recording of major Austin dickrider, paypiggie and a janny - "billsmith1".
It was between him and a rat, he admitted to using Austin for entertainment and not treating him seriously.
Bossman was made aware of it, and you can expect a spergout soon.

 
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dumbledore said:
Leaked recording of major Austin dickrider, paypiggie and a janny - "billsmith".
It was between him and a rat, he admitted to using Austin for entertainment and not treating him seriously.
Bossman was made aware of it, and you can expect a spergout soon.

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It's funny we get to hear shit like this, see the crack video, but it's super fucked up that all of these faggots around him go this deep just to fuck with BossmanJack. That's gay as fuck.
 
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Optantrix said:
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It still needs more shading but inspired by Null’s beautiful AI art I wanted to do a more traditional End of Evangelion style to commemorate the total rat victory of him winning (and losing) $40k
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Wanted to crosspost this from the MATI thread since it's Bossman fanart I figured you guys may enjoy!
 
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Some fucking RAT just created this event in his Discord server:

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dumbledore said:
Leaked recording of major Austin dickrider, paypiggie and a janny - "billsmith".
It was between him and a rat, he admitted to using Austin for entertainment and not treating him seriously.
Bossman was made aware of it, and you can expect a spergout soon.

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What I want to know is: who is BillSmith is talking to?
 
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Everyone bow your heads, as we gather today to lower BillSmith, former friend personal rat of BossmanJack into the grave as he passes into banworld. His duties of attending to bossman's juicing needs (initially), wielding a broom, and maintaining a parasocial relationship will be gone, but never forgotten.
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credit @Capt. Jean Luc Ritard for the image, as well as Keno Kasino, and co.
SIKE, REST IN PISS FAGGOT.

Everyone meet BillSmith / BillSmith241 / Bill_Smith241 aka Joseph O'Donnell.
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"How is someone able to make vaping look even more gay than usual." - a baffled kiwi

So how did we get here? But first, Joseph, did you really have to show off your set-up to a crackhead gambler with a reddit post showing the exact same room? Thanks for the clip, Straw Hat!

Joseph O'Donnell from Black Diamond, Washington claims to live in Alaska, currently in Anchorage although used to be at Klawock. Lots of talks about cruises between Seattle and Alaska.
His followers on Twitter seem to match the area. Same avatar as his Twitch.

Has painted his nails and has spent some time doing tourism in Poland, claims to have been a teacher with a kid and around mid-thirties for internet points, and if you guessed that he'd be into weed, you are right. He's a bit of a snob about it.

His Steam matches the information from his PayPal, as his Steam account had an avatar previously used by Joseph.
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But that's irrelevant, because on his FriendFinder-X you can see he has one friend (I'll let you find out his friend's avatar! [NSFW]) and states he's a bisexual bottom.

A rat named Joseph got a little too close to the trap and unfortunately his prize wasn't cheese, it was getting railed, but he probably enjoys that outcome too.

Resident fellow of Joseph, @huckfexis, weighs in on the situation:
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Fair enough. Learn to type, retard.
 
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