Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

What do you think Frank and Brianna's sex life is like?

Do... do you think Frank dips his wick in Brianna's man-made slash?

Apologies if this isn't exactly the kind of question I should ask, but I'm morbidly curious.
I'm pretty sure you shouldn't even come near John's fakegina. Just touching it would probably shoot unidentifiable sludge and cow organs all over the place and you'd have a pending arrest for messing with radioactive waste.
 
I'll let you in on a little secret, I'm putting together a chronicle of sorts of the horrors in the house of Wu, and that 'dining' table is never clean in a single one of the dozens of photos I've got of it. That filthy table and a bottle of powerade is a constant in EVERY meal.

Are you trying to work out the floor plan? Because I would be genuinely curious. I don't know why.
 
What do you think Frank and Brianna's sex life is like?

Do... do you think Frank dips his wick in Brianna's man-made slash?

Apologies if this isn't exactly the kind of question I should ask, but I'm morbidly curious.

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And always the Powerade Zero. Because the Zero means it's healthy!!

While it is true that Powerade Zero contains no sugar or calories, it is comprised of a variety of other chemically-altered ingredients that can actually be more harmful to your health than natural sugar. For example, instead of sugar, Powerade Zero contains artificial sweeteners sucralose and acesulfame.

https://www.isitbadforyou.com/questions/is-powerade-zero-bad-for-you
 
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Jesus fuck this one took a while. You could probably spend days sifting through these. It's amazing how many times Wu caused drama in the less-than-ten-days span these logs cover. Holy shit.

Oooh! Delicious leaks! How has the general reaction to the leaks have been from Valkenburg and cronies?
 
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Jesus fuck this one took a while. You could probably spend days sifting through these. It's amazing how many times Wu caused drama in the less-than-ten-days span these logs cover. Holy shit.

"[24/12/2014, 1:18:08 AM] Remy: I def. see Alex's point. Also related to how I think Mrs. Wu wouldn't currently have the free time needed to take on another business project."

Heh.
 
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Jesus fuck this one took a while. You could probably spend days sifting through these. It's amazing how many times Wu caused drama in the less-than-ten-days span these logs cover. Holy shit.
One thing worth specifically pointing out is that, of all the people to start being negative on Wu, it was Alex "Cuckmaster Supreme" Lifschitz.

Another observation/theory: I think it was Katherine Cross who linked Brianna to the CON clique. In the chat logs, Katherine is the one who serves as the go-between with the group and Brianna. Katherine also seemed to be the one most protective of Wu in the chat, hesitating to fault Brianna for her inflammatory comments on identity politics as well as going out of her way to protect Wu's trans status (but not really denying it because, fuck, it's too obvious).
 
John is basically Steve Martin's character in The Jerk.

He wants you to believe he was born a poor black child in Mississippi despite being obviously a white man.

Things that would happen in Brianna Wu's The Jerk.
"You sir, are talking to a female game designer!" Proceeds to kung fu fight gamergate.
 
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Oooh! Delicious leaks! How has the general reaction to the leaks have been from Valkenburg and cronies?

The responses to it have been as follows:

GGers: The unpleasant realization that the more conspiratorial fucks were right. Smarter GGers are analyzing them and trying to figure out the full implications. Our own @le0pirat3 is working on a new video based on them. It's punched a mile-wide hole in Quinn's already hilariously bottomed-out credibility, and the Internet Autism Machine has been roused from its slumber just to try to survey the carnage this can cause. Ultimately it matters little to GG; those involved in GG's opposition pulled the Bob Chipman maneuver and destroyed their own career ages ago, because GG supporters had literally nothing to lose and everything to gain.

Anti-GGers: Varying levels of Autism, denial, and salt. They kind of got caught trying to blacklist people, being directly involved with baiting harassment, and the Dina debacle, and that's just in the first few pages. Cheong confirming them as real has done a lot to give the logs legitimacy so you're seeing a mixture of pretending they don't exist, pretending they aren't real, pretending they are real but don't matter, and essentially a combination of Sarah Nyberg's defense and Game Journos Pros. Fucking surreal to watch and absolutely hilarious.
Lolcow Chronicleers: PARTY TIME MOTHERFUCKERS :hah::cans::bluelabel::cans::bluelabel:
CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY AND BROUGHT FAKED ABORTION STORIES.

Everyone Else: The fuck is a Crash Override? :jace:
 
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Jesus fuck this one took a while. You could probably spend days sifting through these. It's amazing how many times Wu caused drama in the less-than-ten-days span these logs cover. Holy shit.

Is there a key to which username goes with which cow? I didn't recognize some of those nics. One key linked to all the CON Leaks articles would do it.

Yeah, all that hard work, and I got to bitch about something. Sorry - that was a fun read!
 
Is there a key to which username goes with which cow? I didn't recognize some of those nics. One key linked to all the CON Leaks articles would do it.
Remy @StephenAtWar
Athena Hollow @athenahollow
Ian Cheong @stillgray
Izzy @iglvzx
Rob @UnseenPerfidy
Peter Coffin @petercoffin
drinternetphd @UnburntWitch
Chris Kluwe @ChrisWarcraft
Tesseract @SJWIlluminati
Charloppe @Nibelsnarfabarf
Dina @petitemistress
SecretGamerGirl @SecretGamerGrrl
Sarah, Butt-er of the Butts @srhbutts
SF @sfthewolf
live:riotarms: @knifehorse
Quinnae @Quinnae_Moon
Dan Olson @FoldableHuman
Veerender Jubbal @Veeren_Jubbal
Alex Lifschitz @alexlifschitz
David Gallant @davidsgallant
Faruk Ates @KuraFire
Annie Kelly @AnnieKNK
Arthur Chu @arthur_affect
 
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