Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I never really bothered learning what prodigal meant, I honestly thought it just meant someone who fucked off because they were tired of their father's god bothering, but Jack is literally insulting Garret.

Real fuckin' nice, fatty.

There's also a deeper cultural aspect that was clear to Jesus' listeners but not so much today that makes the parable even more profound.

When the prodigal son asks for his inheritance from his father, he's basically telling him he wishes he was dead and is treating him as such by demanding his inheritance while his father is still alive. That was a really serious insult to say the least.

It's only a step below cursing him which carried the death penalty under Mosaic Law (although the death penalty was exceptionally rare in Second Temple Judaism and even before due to the high standard of evidence and witnesses).

 

[p1138]

Hidden Heroes, SPRINGFIELD, TN​

(10/25/2023)

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"We weren't going to eat sandwiches in the car they get so messy as it is"
No Fatty, they only get messy because you try and shove half a sandwich at a time into your face hole.

It's kind of funny how Tammy has to open Fatty's sandwich first and then hand it to him, because we know he'd get angy if she opened her own sandwich first. But the thing is... Fatty can still use his left arm(kind of), there's no reason Tammy had to open his sandwich, it's a couple pieces of fucking tape holding it closed.

Also Fatty shakes half the sandwich up and down while proclaiming the bread is "light", while it was loaded up with meat and dressing. Then Fatty claims he liked the italian one more? But he takes a bite and looks like someone shit in his sandwich, this isn't the look of someone enjoying the taste of food, it looks like he wants to spit it out


But of course, random fucking sysco foods cold cuts shoved into a sandwich with a little produce in a gas station is an "A+". Has Fatty ever given anything a D or an F? Any place that doesn't cater to his toddler tantrums gets a C regardless of quality but I can't recall him ever just giving a place an F.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Hidden Heroes, SPRINGFIELD, TN​

(10/25/2023)

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There's really nothing like a well-stocked bodega with a great beer selection and a decent deli, but this place ain't it. Anyway Jack is sketched out because he thinks this kind of place caters too much to minorities.

I love how Tammy is so fed up with Jack's nonsense that she hauls ass out of the store hoping to leave Jack behind.



(Don't look at the fat crippled guy filming us...)



(Make yourself busy, don't look at the fat guy...)



(OH SHIT!)

 

[Falcon Sebben]

But of course, random fucking sysco foods cold cuts shoved into a sandwich with a little produce in a gas station is an "A+". Has Fatty ever given anything a D or an F? Any place that doesn't cater to his toddler tantrums gets a C regardless of quality but I can't recall him ever just giving a place an F.

Lots of meat and mayo in the sandwich means he's going to give it an A+.

The only time he'd give them any less is if he's angy for some reason.

 

[densedance]

What a Chad

 

[Super Hans v2]

He's reviewing gas station food now.

I'm never going to knock the quality of a place by how it looks. The corner shop I go to that has the best fried fish that I've ever had looks like more of a shithole than this this. Difference is that my place makes the breading themselves and gets fresh fish every day; what the hell is Hidden Heroes other than a basic bitch (partly) sandwich shop that a four year old could make just as good of after a trip to Walmart?

 

[Bassomatic]

These reviews get sadder and funnier as the quality just tanks. The bar was damn low but this is almost like some deep comedy mocking the amerilard memes.

I don't think jr is on gear for a lot of reasons. But, do you want to break it to him bri will never get prego if she keeps fucking him with a strap on. I don't. It would crush him worse than that time he found his priest was into girls.

Jack is permanently scooty puff too funny. Also what a class act they used another company to eat at and make a mess. Who's doubting those pigs got 700+ cal "coffees" and cookies after lunch?

Despite Jack being just an awful person his mental abilities are tanking so fast lately, it's almost losing the fun to laugh at. ALMOST!

This content at this point is him drooling confused and jamming food in his face. We barely get the random crappy dad humor or bizarre "rules" like it's real Italian if sauce served warm. He's barely even turned on by food anymore.

 

[A Wilhelm Scream]

This is quite funny, coming from QArolyn and all.

 

[Bassomatic]

I like to take it as she's mocking her wheelchair bound retarded son in law.

Veteran are awesome. Great mastery of the English language, way to make military ( bad grammar pun intended) sound like a bunch of knuckle dragging retards.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

These reviews get sadder and funnier as the quality just tanks. The bar was damn low but this is almost like some deep comedy mocking the amerilard memes.

I don't think jr is on gear for a lot of reasons. But, do you want to break it to him bri will never get prego if she keeps fucking him with a strap on. I don't. It would crush him worse than that time he found his priest was into girls.

Jack is permanently scooty puff too funny. Also what a class act they used another company to eat at and make a mess. Who's doubting those pigs got 700+ cal "coffees" and cookies after lunch?

Despite Jack being just an awful person his mental abilities are tanking so fast lately, it's almost losing the fun to laugh at. ALMOST!

This content at this point is him drooling confused and jamming food in his face. We barely get the random crappy dad humor or bizarre "rules" like it's real Italian if sauce served warm. He's barely even turned on by food anymore.

Someone posted a bit back that Jack probably can't even taste food anymore, and even if he can, he eats so quick, that I doubt he's savoring anything. He's the food addict equivalent of an alcoholic that needs to slam a pint of rotgut vodka just to starve off the shakes.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

Jack claimed to walk down the alley so he could get ass-pats online. Unfortunately, his head appears to be at waist-level which leads me to believe he rode the scootypuff.
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I'm willing to believe he walked simply because he looks shell-shocked. For you and I, such a walk is nothing. For Jack, it's all 12+1 Labors of Heracles put together

 

[That Damned Tiger]

There's also a deeper cultural aspect that was clear to Jesus' listeners but not so much today that makes the parable even more profound.

When the prodigal son asks for his inheritance from his father, he's basically telling him he wishes he was dead and is treating him as such by demanding his inheritance while his father is still alive. That was a really serious insult to say the least.

It's only a step below cursing him which carried the death penalty under Mosaic Law (although the death penalty was exceptionally rare in Second Temple Judaism and even before due to the high standard of evidence and witnesses).

That's what I was thinking. The prodigal son demanded his inheritance early, lived the sinful life, only to end up broke and working amongst pigs. Somehow, Jack missed that point entirely.

For a god botherer, Jack don't know shit.

 

[ZipDisk]

He's reviewing gas station food now.

Jack loves gas station fud, and the last time he really blew a gasket was when he couldn't get gas station tacos (they were closed for the night)

he'd get angy if she opened her own sandwich first.

Powerlevel, but I spent a lot of summers with trailer trash relatives, and this is absolutely "a thing" to trailer southerns. They expect their wife to "fix them a plate" while they sit on their fat asses. It got to the point I'd go outside when I heard that fucking phrase so I wouldn't become homicidal. They also don't mind if they get the last of the food and wife goes hungry. It's her duty under jesus. The bloaty fat hog of a man sucking welfare just sits on his reclining throne he bought on layaway and never paid for, sucking down the shittiest of beers, wheezing all the while.

Jack probably can't even taste food anymore

I honestly think this comes and goes, because there are flavors fatty absolutely hates, and I love when he encounters them.

LOL, I forgot to review the video I was so mati.

HIDDEN HOMOS
Another stolen thumbnail. Is he jamming jakpak into every video now?
I found out when ordering angry monster tacos that if you use the jack in the box app, you are in the REAL Jack Pack.

I find it funny Jack is trying to act like a 20-year-old influencer building his empire, when he's at the end of his life.

Lot of reflux gurgling, he shouldn't be eating at all. He's in visible heat pain and still crams fud in.

Jack used to make tammy say the names of things as a weird dominance game, now he literally can't remember.

 

[Caligura]

He's reviewing gas station food now.

I'm placing bets. He's gonna unironically review Movie Theater or even Sports Stadium slop and probably even consider the bloated prices to be 'part of the experience' since I can totally see Jack having such an opinion.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Jack sounds and looks fucking awful in this latest video. He should be spending time to convalesce and making small, simple videos instead of gas station MEAT SANDWICH FUD reviews.

He's in visible heat pain and still crams fud in.

What's heat pain?

 

[p1138]

Jack sounds and looks fucking awful in this latest video. He should be spending time to convalesce and making small, simple videos instead of gas station MEAT SANDWICH FUD reviews.


What's heat pain?

As in extreme heartburn, from the acid reflux and constant gurgling. It wouldn't be surprising if he has esophageal ulcers by now. The retard doesn't understand how to eat so he just crams fistfulls of food into his face because that's all he knows, while looking visibly uncomfortable the entire time. Remember, Fatty is a retard who wants to eat before he eats, and doesn't understand the concept of eating until he's satisfied,. simply eating until he can't cram anymore food into his digestive system. Someone already mentioned it, but they went to a starbucks... starbucks isn't going to appreciate random ass food from other places on their patio if they can avoid it usually so they probably did buy a bunch of coffee and cookies and bullshit for Fatty to shovel into his face after he eats his foot long sandwich.

 

[ZipDisk]

What's heat pain?

I can't believe I'm going to quote Limp Bizkit, but he's "burning like a fire with a mouth like that."

His acid reflex is severe enough that you can see it in his face, his throat probably feels like it is on fire, like how you feel right after you puke.
p1138 has the right of it. Jack is burning in hell, right here on earth.

But that won't stop him from eating.

I was going to quote the thing about Adam Richman's doctor telling him he had to quit Man vs. Food because he was burning his throat out, but it turns out that was absolute bullshit.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Despite Jack being just an awful person his mental abilities are tanking so fast lately, it's almost losing the fun to laugh at. ALMOST!

If Jack was a decent guy I'd feel bad for him, even if he was still every bit a glutton as he is now.

He's just such a tool I can't help but laugh seeing him burping and grunting in pain while sounding like he's mentally challenged. Fud so gud it makes you retarded...

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I'm willing to believe he walked simply because he looks shell-shocked. For you and I, such a walk is nothing. For Jack, it's all 12+1 Labors of Heracles put together

Years ago after the stroke took his right hand and leg he posted a picture of himself next to some trail marker claiming he walked a mile there and back.

Lack of sweat stains and him looking fresh means that he didn't. He rode his Scooty-puff all the way there and stood next to the sign as if he had actually done some form of physical exercise.

 

[Tiresome]

Lack of sweat stains and him looking fresh means that he didn't

Exactly. Jack CANNOT hide being angy any more than he can hide the slightest physical exertion. He lies freely and readily for asspats. We've seen the video of him openly waddling at that cookout years ago, his mobility is absolutely much worse now.