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Maybe things didn't work out with Flutter Derp, he looks kind of miserable.

He's focusing his attention on a Minecraft server with Praetor, engaging in unhealthy eating again and plunging into some weird new obsession like corset wearing (or Tom girlism, or poly marriage, or Crystal or tarot card reading, binary beats) he'll stick close to whatever fad or phase he can get into to numb the pain.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Fatty's been spotted at a Lynchburg Walmart without Flutter-Cabbage.

Looks like the health food kick is gone and he's got a cart full of Banquet Salisbury steaks.

Also, is he wearing some sort of corset? His torso abnormally thin and he's standing up straighter.

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ETA: From looking at Walmarts in Lynchburg, the one with floors that most looks like that picture is the one right next to Liberty University.
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Chris(tine) might meet the academic standards of Liberty U but certainly not the dress code
 
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I'm sure I never saw Chris' with such a good posture before, good call on him wearing some kind of corset.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Fatty's been spotted at a Lynchburg Walmart without Flutter-Cabbage.

Looks like the health food kick is gone and he's got a cart full of Banquet Salisbury steaks.

Also, is he wearing some sort of corset? His torso abnormally thin and he's standing up straighter.

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ETA: From looking at Walmarts in Lynchburg, the one with floors that most looks like that picture is the one right next to Liberty University.
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He has his mother’s jowls :c
 
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How many of the Salisbury steak and sweet and sour chicken meals do you think he eats a day? They're about 350 calories apiece. And how many four cheese pizza hot pockets at 300 calories apiece? He's got 8 TV dinners and a dozen hot pockets there. That'll last him two or three days, not counting breakfast, lunch and snacks.
 
Glassshardballpit said:
Maybe things didn't work out with Flutter Derp, he looks kind of miserable.

He's focusing his attention on a Minecraft server with Praetor, engaging in unhealthy eating again and plunging into some weird new obsession like corset wearing (or Tom girlism, or poly marriage, or Crystal or tarot card reading, binary beats) he'll stick close to whatever fad or phase he can get into to numb the pain.
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Wouldn't be surprised if Chris was too much even for the butterfaced retard.

I don't think anyone can handle or stand being with Chris.
 
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Curious that he's stocking up on microwave meals. We still don't know his car situation so could this mean he's unable to just go to sheetz/mcdonalds constantly like he used to? It's not doordashing like DSP at least.

However, it does also suggest that he is living independently as far as housing goes. At the very least access to a microwave.
ididn’tchoosetobethisgay said:
Hard to say with just this photo. I assume corsets aren’t comfortable. I doubt our lord and savior would be self-aware enough to think to wear a corset in the first place-let alone to tolerate any kind of discomfort.
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I think the part about the corset at the beginning of Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl sums it up about corsets.

Specifically whatshername countering her father saying 'it's the latest fashion in England' with 'I guess English girls have learned how not to breathe'.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Fatty's been spotted at a Lynchburg Walmart without Flutter-Cabbage.

Looks like the health food kick is gone and he's got a cart full of Banquet Salisbury steaks.

Also, is he wearing some sort of corset? His torso abnormally thin and he's standing up straighter.

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ETA: From looking at Walmarts in Lynchburg, the one with floors that most looks like that picture is the one right next to Liberty University.
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ididn’tchoosetobethisgay said:
Hard to say with just this photo. I assume corsets aren’t comfortable. I doubt our lord and savior would be self-aware enough to think to wear a corset in the first place-let alone to tolerate any kind of discomfort.
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Optimus Prime said:
I think the part about the corset at the beginning of Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl sums it up about corsets.
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I don't think he's wearing a corset, I do think he's wearing shapeware, you know that stuff they sell to middle age women to give them the shape they used to have before middle age spread gets to them? Yea he's the sort of sucker who falls for it - there are ones you can by that "tuck and lift" a corset particularly one of the more traditional ones that give you more shape are well out of his comfort zone.

TestTubePuppy said:
How many of the Salisbury steak and sweet and sour chicken meals do you think he eats a day? They're about 350 calories apiece. And how many four cheese pizza hot pockets at 300 calories apiece? He's got 8 TV dinners and a dozen hot pockets there. That'll last him two or three days, not counting breakfast, lunch and snacks.
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Optimus Prime said:
Curious that he's stocking up on microwave meals. We still don't know his car situation so could this mean he's unable to just go to sheetz/mcdonalds constantly like he used to? It's not doordashing like DSP at least.
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I think he's just working on limited funds towards the end of the month so he's buying cheap stuff he can eat and likes, he's got his own transport enough that he's got a Son1chu custom plate again, my personal working theory is he's blown through most / any money he had stored up in his tugboat with things like the Car (reasonable purchase), Games Consoles (a far less reasonable purchase), a Semi Decent Computer (a pre-made but to be fair to him he couldn't build a PC) and a whole host of other things so he's now having to budget after the initial splurging.

I think he's just returning to type with the foods he's chosing, fatty, salty, ticks all the box's of Food to some people and that's what he's buying.
 
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I blame Praetor for effectively controlling Chris' life and manipulating him into doin' whatever he wants him to do. If Praetor is making him stock up on meals, then it must mean he must want to keep him locked up for a long time inside the temple so they can make a shitload of money off of him.

Somebody needs to conserve him, restrict his internet access and basically stop this nonsense imo.
 
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Realistic said:
Somebody needs to conserve him, restrict his internet access and basically stop this nonsense imo.
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I honestly think that was the Least Worst Option, it's what most people would have wanted if he scated on the Teflon Tard rule he seems to have as default when it comes to the law, I wanted him to get wearhoused somewhere where he was kept away from enablers an trolls and him to just fade into obscurity and the odd photo or leaked email etc gives us infrequent updates but nope - He looks to be doped up and let loose into society once again.
 
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