Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Creative Username]

High(-weight) Lord Fatrick F. Fatlinson, Fattest of His Name, Imprisoner of Stalker Children, Slayer of Imposter Toilets and Grinder of Pepperoni

We need more royal titles for the members of the Fatverse.

what if i'm texting pat from a smuggled assphone and i'm already enjoying prison? what do i do then?

"Never owed a penny, stalker. No, I am not. No, I didn't. No, it wasn't. No, she doesn't. No, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO NO NO NO. Enjoy solitary confinement, imprisoned stalker child."

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

When you read Pat’s tweets, blog posts and interviews, it’s clear he had his future all figured out: His shitty books would be turned into films (he’d already picked out the cast and crew, per interviews) and he’d get hired to be a “political firebrand” by MSNBC as an “enlightened conservative” à la Jennifer Rubin (read: fucking retard). Respect and admiration would finally be his after a lifetime of coming in a distant second to Varsity Kyle. He’d show Adrienne what she’d walked out on and build a life as a famous and noted erudite commentator that would persuade Annabelle that her real home was with him.

Then he mouthed off to the wrong crowd one too many times. As a result, his life didn’t work out the way he’d planned— and Pat will never recover.

It's triply batshit insane, because even someone like noted TERF JK Rowling at the height of her popularity, might have been able to dictate ONE actor and influence the casting on some of the rest. Authors normally have zero say in movie productions, ranking far below the studio cat.

I still don't understand what enjoy prison means. Does he think that the thousands and thousands of people who laugh at him are going to be rounded up at gunpoint and shipped off to WW2 Japanese Internment camps?

He really seems to think that all the pests are one or two (maybe 50?) people. I suspect something like main character syndrome, where he can really only believe in one villain.

Wasn't the idea behind the original lawsuit that there was 50 accounts but only one person behind them? I've no idea why he sticks with it so hard, it's batshit. Even Chris hasn't stuck with the same shit as consistently as fatrick.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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That's our Pat.

 

[AnOminous]

I still don't understand what enjoy prison means. Does he think that the thousands and thousands of people who laugh at him are going to be rounded up at gunpoint and shipped off to WW2 Japanese Internment camps?

He really does think that. That's how insane and fat he is.

what if i'm texting pat from a smuggled assphone and i'm already enjoying prison? what do i do then?

Enjoy prison, you prison enjoying prison enjoyer.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I still don't understand what enjoy prison means. Does he think that the thousands and thousands of people who laugh at him are going to be rounded up at gunpoint and shipped off to WW2 Japanese Internment camps?

He thinks it's all mainly coming from one or two guys.
He's started calling people "Robert" because Jackie convinced him the Bob Gayporn dude is operating hundreds of sock accounts.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

there's gonna be so many of us in one place it probably will be a good time.

We're going to have the biggest gang where we'll force sex offenders to act like our favorite lolcows. We'll make a pedo act like Niccocado Avocado where he'll do mukbangs eating garbage while crying on cue, we'll get one with anger issues addicted to pills and holler like Ralph, and we'll make an autistic one wear a Sonichu medallion.

Don't worry, we'll make one call everyone he meets "child," including the guards and the Aryan Brotherhood.

 

[Creative Username]

He really seems to think that all the pests are one or two (maybe 50?) people. I suspect something like main character syndrome, where he can really only believe in one villain.

Wasn't the idea behind the original lawsuit that there was 50 accounts but only one person behind them? I've no idea why he sticks with it so hard, it's batshit. Even Chris hasn't stuck with the same shit as consistently as fatrick.

When you see Fatrick () say this:

"Wrong as always, stalker."

He means THE stalker. All of the OnA posters, everybody from this thread, all of the X (formerly Twitter) posters, that one celebrity who brushed up against Pat, and even me... All the same guy!

 

[Mr Moonface]

I still don't understand what enjoy prison means. Does he think that the thousands and thousands of people who laugh at him are going to be rounded up at gunpoint and shipped off to WW2 Japanese Internment camps?

Yes, Pat believes that anyone who calls him fat online needs to be tracked down and charged with a felony.

By the way, all from the past hour or so:

 

[Spunt]

Maybe the real Robert Prongay was the prison we enjoyed along the way.

 

[Procrastinhater]

>Ni stalker, I didn't

I love these little signs that Pat doesn't even copy paste his copy-paste.
They're all individually written out, you can tell when he loses his temper because he fat fingers the keyboard.
Someone should assemble his words of wisdom into a book, maybe sell it as one of those stocking fillers for Christmas, call it the Little Book of Prongay.
It'd probably sell better than In the Black.

 

[Creative Username]

I love these little signs that Pat doesn't even copy paste his copy-paste.

Pat's writing career really pays off here, he can child the stalkers at 473 WPM using the typing skills gained from writing shit sci-fi and Christmas Carol fan fiction.

 

[JustStopDude]

I wonder how many ton of carbon emissions Patrick is personally responsible for just from his twitter account.

 

[AnOminous]

By the way, all from the past hour or so:

How is this man so fat?

 

[LonesomeDud]

How is this man so fat?

Honestly, I don't think Pat is an overeater. I think he's just a soft keyboard warrior. He has so little muscle tone he probably isn't even that obese. He just gets a bunch of extra calories through alcohol and gets more and more tense as he gets no exercise.

 

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Only 399 days until all those other assholes are dead? Hail Satan.

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Oh no, what a massive failure of AI. African geography trivia night is ruined. His SEO-nigger wife complaining about search results getting worse is rich though, considering making them worse is literally her job.

That screenshot is six months old or so. As far as AI is involved, that's ancient. This guy is lying about it being taken today and Patrick is just eating it up.

It's astounding how much he crutches on his big, veiny brain yet has zero critical thinking skills whatsoever. I'm curious if there's any recorded instance of him admitting fault or openly changing his mind.

 

[Creative Username]

Honestly, I don't think Pat is an overeater. I think he's just a soft keyboard warrior. He has so little muscle tone he probably isn't even that obese. He just gets a bunch of extra calories through alcohol and gets more and more tense as he gets no exercise.

H E R E T I C
found the fatrick sock account

 

[Something Awful]

How is this man so fat?

And how is he still in denial about it?



Like, for a while you can tell yourself that your clothes shrank in the dryer or something, but he's been getting more and more bloated for the better part of a decade.


"Never needed to lose weight, stalker child. BMI is not a measure of individual fitness." <morphs into fat turtle>

 

[DumbDude43]

And how is he still in denial about it?

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Like, for a while you can tell yourself that your clothes shrank in the dryer or something, but he's been getting more and more bloated for the better part of a decade.

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"Never needed to lose weight, stalker child. BMI is not a measure of individual fitness." <morphs into fat turtle>

dont know why he is ranting about bmi, i'm pretty sure that he doesn't fare much better in other obesity metrics like waist circumference or body fat percentage.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

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Posting on the second, better app to tell people to go read his thread on the dead app.

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GOD he is such a fuckin faahhhgggggggggggg

 

[Incel Death Note]

And how is he still in denial about it?

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Like, for a while you can tell yourself that your clothes shrank in the dryer or something, but he's been getting more and more bloated for the better part of a decade.

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"Never needed to lose weight, stalker child. BMI is not a measure of individual fitness." <morphs into fat turtle>

Nnnno sweet savory child, my head is perfectly healthy looking. Enjoy prison.