Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[OtherLastTrainHome]

It's what he does for a living.

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uncharacteristic self-awareness.

 

[Maude Snew]

uncharacteristic self-awareness.

The only thing I am aware of is that you will enjoy prison, stalker child.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Patrick is in the middle of an hour long rambling 24+ Xeet thread. What an abject loser. Asking people to like his most recent one so he can continue View attachment 5440963

The rapid decline in likes/views across those three tweets is pure pottery.

It would appear that 'y'all' are, in fact, not still here, Rick. Have I mentioned how much I hate the way he tweets like a youth pastor sitting backwards on a chair so he can rap with the kids? Because I really hate it.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Reminder that 1.7 GPA Patrick

Reminder that 1.7 is WITH Gym class.
Without it, it drops do 1.2.

Pat's GPA barely qualifies him to poop by himself. A little lower and the State would have to intervene everytime he felt a bowel movement approaching.

 

[Broadside]

It just shows how little self-awareness and humility Pat has. He can never, ever laugh at himself. He always takes himself super seriously. FFS this is the faggot who types “Let me explain” in long tweet threads about shit he’s completely unqualified to be explaining to anyone. God he’s so fucking intolerable.

I'm particularly loathed at him commenting "ask me how I know" on random (often bigger) Twitter accounts.
Remember that one guy whom he was uncharacteristically toady and grovelling to, some famous dude who called him a weirdo and told him to do one?

 

[Broadside]

It's what he does for a living.

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Seriously who the fuck are these retards???

 

[AnOminous]

She probably really is just that inept it looks like she's sabotaging and shitting on the person she's defending, but it does make me wonder.

I'm going to keep calling her a retarded street shitter anyway, because either it's true, or I'm protecting her cover.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

Pat doesn't have one, because he's no Augustus.

But if I had to guess which Roman Emperor he emulates, it would be Nero, no doubt:

- Fat and ugly.
- Takes pleasure in finding little slave boys and doing sexually unspeakable things to them at home (the pepperoni was invented in Italy for a reason).
- Was seen ducking between alleys as his home (Hoolies) burned to the ground. Pat had to stick to the alleys because he was too heavy to watch Hoolies burn while on top of a roof.

LOL i always tell niggers the story of Sporus, especially when they try and say Roman slavery was "better"!

 

[FinnSven]

He prepared his entire arsenal, the joke gum that hurts your finger when you pull one out, the buzzer you wear on your palm that shocks you when you shake hands, you name it, he pulled out all the stops but when he got to the airport every airline told him that he's too fat and poor and smelly to get a ticket to Russia. Evil prevails once more.

Too fat, poor, smelly and alcoholic to be allowed into Russia more like.

 

[keytar]

He prepared his entire arsenal, the joke gum that hurts your finger when you pull one out, the buzzer you wear on your palm that shocks you when you shake hands, you name it, he pulled out all the stops but when he got to the airport every airline told him that he's too fat and poor and smelly to get a ticket to Russia. Evil prevails once more.

His da must be so disappointed, what with him being an accomplished rodeo clown.

 

[Maude Snew]

His da must be so disappointed, what with him being an accomplished rodeo clown.

No just any rodeo clown stalker child. The very gay rodeo clown who brought AIDS to Africa. Try as he might, Rick will never have the body count his dear old dad does. Those Tomlinson boys really hate niggers you know.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Pat: "Russia is incompetent and loses because Ukraine fights for freedom, gay marriage and abortion"
Also Pat: "Russia has international influence America can only dream of and are behind every national and international issue the left disapproves of. From Domitry Drumphkin getting unconstitutionally "elected" to Netanjahu being a fascist forcing the Russian aligned Ham-Ass to attack. It was the Commie-Nazi Ziggers all along!"

Man even stupider than Pat: "Thank you master, at long last I truly see"
Fatrick:It is just my job, child."

 

[DumbDude43]

Reminder that 1.7 GPA Patrick, who failed math miserably, believes that "scifi authors" and "scientists" are virtually interchangeable.

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Yeah nah

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>dude let's just do a terraforming megaproject on a massive scale, on a remote planet that we haven't even managed to get a single person to visit yet
really makes you think

but for real, i remember reading explorations of this topic a while ago, they concluded that the total amount of gas that could possibly released from glaciers and ice caps on mars would still leave us with an extremely thin atmosphere several orders of magnitude below what would be necessary to sustain any form of life. and also if i recall correctly the proposed method for delivering the insane amounts of energy needed to turn all that frozen solid material into gas was a series of nuclear explosion, so the whole idea is a total meme to begin with

 

[Something Awful]

Posting on the second, better app to tell people to go read his thread on the dead app.

 

[Oliver Onions]

If bird app dead then why is it where you post first, Rick?

 

[Nod Flenders]

If bird app dead then why is it where you post first, Rick?

Because he's stupid, and fat.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

I can't wait until Netflix releases their castrated version of the Three Body Problem so that Fatrick will claim to have always been a fan of the books. Apparently even king Obama endorsing the book series wasn't enough for him to read it.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

If bird app dead then why is it where you post first, Rick?

Because it's a 4D chess move, child. He's laying out bait to lure the stalkers in so he can tell them prison awaits. I'm sorry you're too stupid to understand this, child.

 

[An automatic clown]

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Posting on the second, better app to tell people to go read his thread on the dead app.

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His tiger joke is more worn out than Nikki's clam

 

[grapeshark77]

What the hell is this



It's like if Twitter existed after 9/11. This guy wants to blow up 10 countries and thinks we should all join hands to do it. Also he thinks Putin caused the House to not have a Speaker?

Here's the ThreadReader version so you don't have to log in: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1716977113822118315.html and page archive because this thing is too fucking long https://archive.ph/3Irbr