Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

That's hilarious, do you have a link to the original screens somewhere?

Unfortunately I do not, sorry fren :<

 

[Procrastinhater]

hahahaha was that person you?

The fun thing about Pat is that he's so interactive. Every person who says something to him gets a response, it might take him a few days, but he's working off a backlog of Patposters. Thankfully Pats work ethic for childing stalkers is far more solid than his actual "job" which he seems to have given up on entirely at this point in favor of "correcTing the record" so you'll always get a response eventually.

Of course I firmly believe in the Prime Directive, so I can neither confirm nor deny the odd Patpost or 3.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Also, he has mentioned Heinlein once to own "anti-sjw edgelords".

Anyone who uses “my dude” online is begging for his head to be caved in with a rock. I don’t know why this loser strains like a bitch to emulate the least impressive people on the internet when he’s such a naturally unfunny, charisma-devoid person.

 

['Ole Dente]

Anyone who uses “my dude” online is begging for his head to be caved in with a rock. I don’t know why this loser strains like a bitch to emulate the least impressive people on the internet when he’s such a naturally unfunny, charisma-devoid person.

When Null was talking about the formation of Something Awful, he mentioned that one of the better decisions made by Lowtax was to ban L33T speak. I’m old enough to remember how fucking faggoty it was but more importantly more widespread and I don’t view this new online language to be much different. People who say “This ain’t it chief,” end or start every contentious sentence with “my dude” or just reply to basic shit with “Sus” are just as gay and low IQ.

It’s even worse for Pat to strip bare the english language for retard level laziness because he’s a fucking fiction writer. He’s also old and fat, he’s trying to emulate the younger generation for ingroup approval and it’s pathetic. Normally it’s pathetic but especially with this generation. Pat, they are all cringeworthy faggots, why.

 

[DumbDude43]

When Null was talking about the formation of Something Awful, he mentioned that one of the better decisions made by Lowtax was to ban L33T speak. I’m old enough to remember how fucking faggoty it was but more importantly more widespread and I don’t view this new online language to be much different. People who say “This ain’t it chief,” end or start every contentious sentence with “my dude” or just reply to basic shit with “Sus” are just as gay and low IQ.

It’s even worse for Pat to strip bare the english language for retard level laziness because he’s a fucking fiction writer. He’s also old and fat, he’s trying to emulate the younger generation for ingroup approval and it’s pathetic. Normally it’s pathetic but especially with this generation. Pat, they are all cringeworthy faggots, why.

1337 was from a simpler, more innocent time
looking back, the way people used it to appear edgy and hardcore is weirdly endearing to me even though it is objectively retarded

 

[LGHDR+]

1337 was from a simpler, more innocent time
looking back, the way people used it to appear edgy and hardcore is weirdly endearing to me even though it is objectively retarded

Reminds me of the BBS days, when I had never heard of a troon.

Faggotry was more wholesome(?) then.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

My favourite was the prison enjoyer saga. I still laugh thinking about "Enjoy prison stalker" 'Ok, I will' "No child, you won't!"

Prison enjoyer was possibly the best Pat troll because he didn't really have to go beyond what normally is done. He just had to get him to say Enjoy Prison for his trap to spring.

 

[AnOminous]

1337 was from a simpler, more innocent time
looking back, the way people used it to appear edgy and hardcore is weirdly endearing to me even though it is objectively retarded

Like a lot of things that later ended up being taken seriously by morons, it was mostly ironic at the beginning.

 

[Spunt]

1337 was from a simpler, more innocent time
looking back, the way people used it to appear edgy and hardcore is weirdly endearing to me even though it is objectively retarded

It's still fun to type |\|1993|` every now and again.

 

[FinnSven]

I like that time he told a stalker to enjoy prison.

I wonder if he has ever told a prisoner to enjoy stalking?

 

[The Feline Solution]

Aaaaand right on cue, the Pests find out Hildy's sister Heidi, has been arrested in 2018 for... prostitution.

Holy shit, that is one rank, whiskey tango, trailer trash meth whore. Bitch looks so busted she probably takes EBT swipes as payment.

 

[Maude Snew]

I could be totally wrong but it's possible that "Love you, wife." is a reference to the movie "The Abyss". Being a SF fan, he might throw out movie quotes in every day conversation, some people will get the inside joke. Or ya know, he's just a low IQ fatty with bitch tits.

It was also in that god awful Lost In Space movie which I thought of first since that seems like something he'd like. Delivered with no emotion too.

Although he'd still manage to sound lispy and gay.

 

[LGHDR+]

It's still fun to type |\|1993|` every now and again.

Heresy, you /\/1663|^!

(1337, or k-rad, for the equally geriatric, had a lot of permutations and people would fight about which one was right. This is sarcasm for old people)

 

[Broadside]

1337 was from a simpler, more innocent time
looking back, the way people used it to appear edgy and hardcore is weirdly endearing to me even though it is objectively retarded

I thought I was so cool in IRC using 0 instead of o in my names

 

[John Andrews Stan]

one of the better decisions made by Lowtax was to ban L33T speak

I was never a SA user and only ever saw people use 3r337 speak on IRC, always ironically. If a user invokes that shit earnestly you should just ban them without warning, same as “my dude” and the 85% of Pat’s tryhard vocabulary. One of my favorite forums in the 1990s made it an instantly bannable offense to use “um” or variants (e.g. the British “er”). That was before “eh” became a thing but that should get a person banned too.

He’s also old and fat, he’s trying to emulate the younger generation for ingroup approval and it’s pathetic.

It just shows how little self-awareness and humility Pat has. He can never, ever laugh at himself. He always takes himself super seriously. FFS this is the faggot who types “Let me explain” in long tweet threads about shit he’s completely unqualified to be explaining to anyone. God he’s so fucking intolerable.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

FFS this is the faggot who types “Let me explain” in long tweet threads about shit he’s completely unqualified to be explaining to anyone.

Patrick is one of the finer specimens of Homo Dunnis Kreugeris. A fluffed up and bloated ego will do that to anyone.

 

['Ole Dente]

1337 was from a simpler, more innocent time
looking back, the way people used it to appear edgy and hardcore is weirdly endearing to me even though it is objectively retarded

It might be that the speak doesn’t endear you, so much as the simpler time did. Nobody can fault you for that, my friend.

On the topic of Starship Troopers, i’m not surprised that Pat can’t see it as being apolitical or just an exploration of ideas. People like him, people who are subsumed by whatever ideological addiction of choice they have, they can never see anything as apolitical. To them, things just can’t be simply as they are, there’s always sinister undertones with everything and always an enemy to be wary of. It’s the mark of a stupid person.

 

[Procrastinhater]

you should stop mocking Fatrick and just be happy for him that hes being proactive on the weight issue.

It would be pretty easy to stick to a diet if all the food you made looked like Pats Beef Wellington, maybe he's onto something.

Doesn't explain why he still manages to be so FAT though.
I'm gonna blame the niggeroni, that shits high in calories.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Ignoring what Brian Herbert did to it

There's a motherfucker that deserves to locked in a shipping container with Patrick for 24 hours for what he did to his father's holy works (yes, even the later stuff where he had people engaging in essentially yoga-tinged sex combat).

It’s the mark of a stupid person.

He's also very fat. I know you're probably trying not to be rude so you're not mentioning it.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

A message from Lt. FatGPT of the Pests on their total campaign victory against the Pig- even now, our boys are preparing for the next devastating ground assault (Joint Operations Cumia and Hildeman) on ribs everywhere:

Spoiler: Declaration of Total Troll Victory

Since the focus is moving back over to Joe, the worm and nana, I thought it's time to give Patrick his due. It's been 5 years after all and so it's important to recognize all Pat's efforts at winning in that time.

What can I say - Patrick, you lost. You lost worse than any other lolcow has ever lost. We're still here, you inflicted zero consequences on anyone, you're in debt for thousands even after "paying your tormentor", you've provided endless material - the lappening pics, Apostlegate, your KF thread, Strictly Stalking, the zoom court apprearances, your nationwide "media tour" etc. All you managed to accomplish in any of that is making sure you're going to be a generational lolpig who people will laugh at for decades to come.

And guess what - now we're bored of you. How humiliating is that? We won. You lost. Fat cunt

I kind of hope the Pests and everyone else leave Pat completely alone just to see what happens. Will he fail to notice and continue fighting against a non-existent enemy? Will he recover some semblance of confidence? Will he realize his life is empty without opposition?

He probably hasn't read the rest of the series (Ignoring what Brian Herbert did to it and sticking with just Frank's books) which might be for the better since he would just mangle and fuck up their meaning even more

To be fair, no one has read the entire Dune series, since there is no human capable of reading Chapterhouse Dune in its entirety.