Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Hard Toothbrush]

talking of a pest roleplaying HAL 9000

That's hilarious, do you have a link to the original screens somewhere?

 

[Blackstar]

Omg......... He's cosplaying Baron Harkonnen

 

[Maude Snew]

Omg......... He's cosplaying Baron Harkonnen

Not by any medical standard, child.

 

[grey area]

Omg......... He's cosplaying Baron Harkonnen

I'd say Pat is due for a suspensor belt and harness.

 

[FinnSven]

Pat boasts about how Dune is the only book he’s ever read twice, thinking that’s a major point in the book’s favor rather than what it really is: confirmation that Pat is a shit writer because he’s a shit reader.

Yeah. How the fuck can anyone think that a single or mere second read can give them the full insight and understanding of the work, if they plan on being a writer of sci fi?

Or any literary genre of course.

He is the sort of tard who will read “Do androids dream of electric sheep” and think it sucked because it’s not like the film Blade Runner.

Then he would just watch the original, the directors cut, the two versions of the sequel, play Shadowrun Returns, then announce he is going to write a sequel to “DADOES” but make it “better”.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Has Patrick ever referenced good, thought provoking hard sci-fi before? Or classics of the genre? Never seen him reference Dune before, or authors like Asimov, Heinlein or Clarke. He generally only rarely talks about books he has read which is a bit strange for an AUTHOR.

All he seems to care about in the genre are TV and movies, and not even good ones, the most brainless consoomer slop I can imagine. This man is a fan of Disney's Star Wars.

The nerds should have gatekept their hobbies way better, now we have abject retards like Fatty Tomlinson, who doesn't even understand high-school science writing sci-fi.

He really should have chosen fantasy, any retard can write in that genre because you literally can make everything up.
But noooo, Patty thinks he is a smart hog, so lubed anal-plug spaceships had to happen.

 

[Broadside]

I've always thought Patrick's website is hilarious. When i am having a bad day, i just need to look at it and feel better. He cannot figure out hyperlinks. And of course he had to warn his audience that it's not really his toilet he is arguing with on twitter.

The comments on some of his blog posts are hilarious too because he changes the troll comments AFTER he responses to them so Patrick just comes off as insane.

"By the way, if you see me arguing with my toilet on Twitter, it's not actually my toilet it's a cyberstalker terrorist cult and they are going to be arrested any day now."

 

[Broadside]

He quoted Dune the other day. Apropos of nothing, just random neurons firing.

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Someone should have exposed him by asking him what a "Maker" is

"It's very problematic" Good to see you didn't actually read Dune, Pat, you just googled it and read the first review of the movie. There was no "muh white saviour" complaints about Dune until Hollywood noticed it. The "white saviour" is literally the genocidal villain of the sequels.

Spoiler: More sperging

Dune is full of Jungian and historical-reflective themes, none of which Pat has ever internalised, mentioned nor referenced in his books. He has not read Dune. You know what he does reference in his books? The cantina scene from Star Wars "but if it was on 5th Ave" or something like that. No kidding. It's very weird and jarring to read. Dunno what he meant either, all I remember of 5th was the fucking marathon clogging the streets aaaaaa

I am sorry for dubbleposting. I will learn how to multi quote in one reply, one day. Maybe.

 

[grey area]

Pat's interpretation of Dune would be "duuuh spaceship fly and big worm in sand" while pointing at the void in his skull.

Writers aren't worth shit if they're not well read, and it's clearly apparent in Pat's woeful prose.

 

[Blackstar]

He probably hasn't read the rest of the series (Ignoring what Brian Herbert did to it and sticking with just Frank's books) which might be for the better since he would just mangle and fuck up their meaning even more

 

[Divine right to rule]

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What a brainlet.
I bet he also only watched the Jackson trilogy of LOTR, and never read the actual works of Tolkien, even though he has that gay tattoo with the inscription of the ring.
Pat is just fake at everything.
Too fat to be a jock
Too toxic masculine to be a male feminist
Too stupid and ignorant to be a nerd
Too much of a mediaslave to be a "political firebrand"

The embodiment of failure.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I’m not lazy, I will read up more because this is a wonderful little rabbit hole, but what are your favorite Pat moments? I feel like some of you could paint a wonderful picture.

I like that time he told a stalker to enjoy prison.

 

[internet friend]

I’m not lazy, I will read up more because this is a wonderful little rabbit hole, but what are your favorite Pat moments? I feel like some of you could paint a wonderful picture.

My favourite was the prison enjoyer saga. I still laugh thinking about "Enjoy prison stalker" 'Ok, I will' "No child, you won't!"

 

[Astyanax Skamandrios]

"Love you, wife"
He's such a narcissist. Can't even say 'i love you' nor his second, better wife's name.

I could be totally wrong but it's possible that "Love you, wife." is a reference to the movie "The Abyss". Being a SF fan, he might throw out movie quotes in every day conversation, some people will get the inside joke. Or ya know, he's just a low IQ fatty with bitch tits.

Edit: And I just saw the changed post with her name. Clock & dumb ratings I guess.

 

[FinnSven]

Pat's interpretation of Dune would be "duuuh spaceship fly and big worm in sand" while pointing at the void in his skull.

Writers aren't worth shit if they're not well read, and it's clearly apparent in Pat's woeful prose.

It would be a rambling sub par story like a 13 year olds recollection of the Frank Herbert’s Dune film.

“Then agent Dale Cooper met Captain Picard and they teamed up and killed sting and there was this pretty lady who was talking about boring spice, then there was some cool music as Dale Cooper flew in a plane but they were horrible to this flying man who was normal sized, then Dale cooper was the king of the world and everyone was happy. But it wasn’t as good as Star Trek and I think George Lucas should have taken them to court and made them pay for ripping off Star Trek. Not captain Picard though as he went into a better show so he is ok”

 

[Something Awful]

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Hey, that's not fair, people don't usually use authors' full name. If you just search for the last name, you'll find he has posted about Clarke.



Hmmm. Ok, scratch that, but he has posted about how Asimov became "Azimov".



(Obviously this is just Pat struggling with consistent spelling, but Azimov became Asimov, not the other way round. His original family name was Azimov (Азимов in Cyrillic), which turned into Asimov when they came to the U.S. He also wrote a short story titled Spell My Name with an S)

Also, he has mentioned Heinlein once to own "anti-sjw edgelords". I assume he just saw the movie, though.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

My sister works as a head chef, so she clearly knows her way around a kitchen. Earlier today, I decided to strip this image of any context whatsoever because I didn't feel like having to explain Patposting, and asked her what she thought it was.

Her response? "Needs sour cream!" Because she, like I, thought it was a baked potato. When I informed her it was in fact a beef wellington, she followed up with "oh yikes".

We're both now enjoying prison for felonious misgendering of food.

you should stop mocking Fatrick and just be happy for him that hes being proactive on the weight issue.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Hmmm. Ok, scratch that, but he has posted about how Asimov became "Azimov".



(Obviously this is just Pat struggling with consistent spelling, but Azimov became Asimov, not the other way round. His original family name was Azimov (Азимов in Cyrillic), which turned into Asimov when they came to the U.S. He also wrote a short story titled Spell My Name with an S)

No surprise that Patrick gets his facts wrong. He's also fat.

 

[McMitch]

Also, he has mentioned Heinlein once to own "anti-sjw edgelords". I assume he just saw the movie, though.

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This is another one where he’s only seen the movie. Heinlein’s entire motivation to write it was in opposition to nuclear deproliferation, and that’s it. The glorification of military came from his own history in the navy, and it being a vector to citizenship (though not the only one as people as dumb as Fatrick would lead you to believe) is a narrative point to elevate the importance of Rico’s recruitment. The idea that it’s heavily political, especially one against the so-called “anti-sjw edgelords,” comes almost entirely from the movie; whose director didn’t even read the book, passing it off as fascist propaganda.

There are two rules of thumb to becoming an author: read a lot and write a lot. Fatrick demonstrably fails the latter due to his nonexistent output. Evidence of the former appears whenever he talks twxeets about reading. If his own description of his reading habits didn’t belie his deficit in literary consumption, it’s his interpretations from said supposed readings that can be disproven by reading the fucking book a single goddamn time.

Tl;dr Fatrick S. Tomlinson says he only reads books a single time, but his own words evidence him to not reading at all.

 

['Ole Dente]

I like that time he told a stalker to enjoy prison.

hahahaha was that person you?