Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[grapeshark77]

It will never not be hilarious to me that at the end of the day, pat brought this completely upon himself. He actually somehow ended up being lucky enough to pretend to be an author and and received a large book deal. He could have lived a completely comfortable life coasting off his gay politics and shitty books, but no. He just had to correct the record one too many times and kicked the wrong hornets nest. Now he will be fucked with quite literally until he dies. There is no escape from this.

Even if Pat did everything right (stopped responding, changed his number, took an internet break) and the trolls got bored and moved on (which they would) - there's the debt he owes Quasi. He took this into the real world and lost. The "media tour" only gave Quasi extra ammo to file a contempt charge and he STILL insists on tweeting that he doesn't owe more. It never ends.

Does this tweet make him a cannibal?

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Holy shit, that one with the guy faking "Well okay... Guess I should've expected that. My friends and parents told me to kill myself. Maybe I really am a mistake..." and pat immediately doing a 180 with "You aren't a mistake. [...]"

I can't tell if that was him a) being very stupid ; b) being his usual "contrarian on turbo mode" or c) showing a shred of empathy.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Because he hates people who can win at races without cheating. It reminds him of his pathetic attempt to cheat in a marathon.

He's a fat Dick Dastardly. His goofball behavior is completely befitting a comical cartoon villain who is spiritually incapable of even the merest moral victory.

 

[Heckler1]

He's a fat Dick Dastardly.

Does that make Jackie, Pat's Muttly?

 

[Maude Snew]

Does this tweet make him a cannibal?

No, what he does in his basement does.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I do kind of agree with OnA that patposting is in a stagnant period at the moment. They're all clamoring because Jim Norton married a tranny. I think we're in a bit of a lull of the same old "no, stalker, enjoy prison" we all know and love but it's getting stale.

Maybe when the court stuff moves forward a bit more or Dan delivers (doubt it) there'll be something. I wonder if they get it domesticated and he claps back will he do a carbon copy media tour and a "welp..." tweet like he always does.

ETA: if the media will even listen again. Maybe not actual media but he might be able to snag one or two podcasts. Also forgot to add he's quite fucking fat. I don't know if you guys noticed that.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I do kind of agree with OnA that patposting is in a stagnant period at the moment.

He's been pretty buck broken for a while. Just a few pages ago there were those 2019 comments on someone's blog by him and he's so toothy and Internet tough guy. Nowadays it takes real skill to coax any more than the same copypasta from him.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I don’t think this is necessarily true. He can’t take down posts of his prior retard antics, but if he would ignore the trolls it would stop. Not immediately, but eventually they would get bored and move on.

Yes, but I think the point the previous poster is making is that it will never occur to Patrick to ignore the trolls. The only funny part of some O&A pest texting Patrick a picture of a roll of pepperoni or whatever is Patrick telling them that it is Felony Telephone Harassment and not to contact this number again, Stalker Child. None of this would have ever started if Patrick wasn't so needlessly and impotently combative, and that's what's going to prevent it from stopping too.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

I do kind of agree with OnA that patposting is in a stagnant period at the moment. They're all clamoring because Jim Norton married a tranny. I think we're in a bit of a lull of the same old "no, stalker, enjoy prison" we all know and love but it's getting stale.

Maybe when the court stuff moves forward a bit more or Dan delivers (doubt it) there'll be something. I wonder if they get it domesticated and he claps back will he do a carbon copy media tour and a "welp..." tweet like he always does.

ETA: if the media will even listen again. Maybe not actual media but he might be able to snag one or two podcasts. Also forgot to add he's quite fucking fat. I don't know if you guys noticed that.

2nd debt will be domesticated, and he will try yet another Retard Sun Tzu way out, probably some more false flags. Looks like he's been hitting up Bollywood Shrek again.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Yes, but I think the point the previous poster is making is that it will never occur to Patrick to ignore the trolls. The only funny part of some O&A pest texting Patrick a picture of a roll of pepperoni or whatever is Patrick telling them that it is Felony Telephone Harassment and not to contact this number again, Stalker Child. None of this would have ever started if Patrick wasn't so needlessly and impotently combative, and that's what's going to prevent it from stopping too.

A fat titted animal cant even go on twitter without getting bullied these days.
Stop teasing
NOW

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Yakub reborn.. in Milwaukee. All those prions turn Pat into a wendigo. Have faith

 

[LGHDR+]

I’ve only started reading up on who Pat is these past two weeks and sparsely at that. Is that actually something they did? If that happened,
that’s fucking hilarious. Do you know how mad you have to be to not only consider that but actually sit down and cut him out of EVERYTHING.

Photographic evidence of this hilarity has been posted many thousands of times in his thread, stalker child.

Enjoy pictures.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

I thought Gayporn lives in Canada?

You have been instructed many hundreds of times that is a Worldwide Troll Gangster Computer Ecosystem, stalker.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Twitter power user Patrick.

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Gotta admire his ambition, he managed to tell all of Reddit, not to mention the whole UFC, AL Jazeera, American Airlines, Alaska Air, the Red Sox, NASCAR, Hilton Hotels, Lloyd's Bank, some Kenyan Bank, and Tennis Ace Rodger Federer all to enjoy prison with one Xeet.

Guys a pro.

 

['Ole Dente]

I’m jealous of some of the newer posters that are still reading up on our fat friend here.

I’m not lazy, I will read up more because this is a wonderful little rabbit hole, but what are your favorite Pat moments? I feel like some of you could paint a wonderful picture.

 

[East_Clintwood]

but what are your favorite Pat moments

The whole Norm McDonald saga, or maybe that time he got himself into a Twitter slapfight with Lucifer from Supernatural

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

what are your favorite Pat moments?

In no particular order:

• Wookieposting. One of the pests sent him a picture of Chewbacca, and then the message "WWWWWOOOOOOAOAAAAAAAAGH" and Patrick responded with his usual spiel. That was when I knew Patrick wasn't right in the head.
• The Lizard King. Even though it kinda petered out at the end, it got more laughs out of me than anything at the time had. Seriously, the first couple of posts were hysterical.
• Listening to Patrick get belligerent with the police, and watching him get wrestled to the ground. Even though it was Torswats' fault, it was still funny to watch Patrick's idiocy on display.
• Paying Quasi. His biggest L to date, and there's still the second, better payment to be made.
• When he lost his phone in Mexico. He went nuts trying to get a new one, proving conclusively he's addicted to Twitter. I swear, he had a nervous breakdown when he thought he couldn't "No, child" his trolls.
• Nadolski, the based Pollack, went to Patrick's bar to hang out and maybe do some IRL trolling, we don't know. What we do know is Patrick hid at home like a bitch and called the cops. Nadolski was taken to court, and Patrick wasn't able to get a restraining order against the Pole. To this day, Patrick knows Nadolski's address- let me reiterate, he has the dox of one of his many trolls- and he has done nothing with it. Not only was this definitive proof Patrick is a wimp, he came within an inch of calling the judge a child.

Edited to CorrecT The Record

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

They're all clamoring because Jim Norton married a tranny.

Sorry to derail but lmao at the worm getting gay married.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

https://www.reddit.com/r/happy/comments/fxbzyw/im_autistic_and_dont_like_crowds_but_i_was/

so i type in DLTIW on google and look what comes up first page lmfao

Tbh, I'd happily pay at least $20 to watch Uwe pound the absolute shit out of Pat. Be a great way for Pat to pay off that last $10K.

jokes on you, he reveals he is actually a real life tough guy and spoon feeds Uwes teeth through his skull

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I do kind of agree with OnA that patposting is in a stagnant period at the moment. They're all clamoring because Jim Norton married a tranny. I think we're in a bit of a lull of the same old "no, stalker, enjoy prison" we all know and love but it's getting stale.

Wrong, stalker. Enjoy prison.