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Jackie is still clinging to that faildox, huh.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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She has to. Admitting she's wrong would be a blow to her flimsy reputation as a "cybersecurity expert," not to mention her ego (which is almost as fat as she is.)
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I kind of understand her reason for it, but, alas, she fell for a Tomlinson Technicality. Despite weighing as much as some civilian populations (and being just greasy enough to evade the US government's radar), Pat still doesn't qualify as one, Jackie.
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Jackie really is one of the dumbest motherfuckers around. The brothermen constantly have her dancing for them. I’m just glad I don’t have to see her dance.
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Because he hates people who can win at races without cheating. It reminds him of his pathetic attempt to cheat in a marathon.
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Check the first page of the thread, under the heading "Half Marathon"
If you're a retard who can't do that: Patrick never checked in at the 10K and 15K marks. Only at the 5K, 20K, and finish line. I wonder why?
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A running pro named Carol Maxheinie highlights how Pat cheated the 2016 Brewers Half Marathon after Pat makes some dubious claims and mentions he did it with a high ankle sprain, and she called bullshit on that. He ends up missing two timing mats because he cut the course. Hilarious still, he finished in the bottom 9%. After he was outed, Pat purged any remaining record of his claims as a sub-2 hour half marathon runner and stopped "competing".
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I thought Gayporn lives in Canada? Truly his felony telephone terrorism network has come far.
I am sure the Omani police, interpol and the Avengers will detain him any day now.
Fishmalk Observer
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Slowly, slowly getting trough, now up to page 1750 (this april). The swatting saga and forum war bullshit was pretty weak plot tbh, but i think it was all setup for the introduction of torswats and Jacqueline Singh. I'm in the middle of the thriller about who is retarded enough to pay some fucker to swat someone else for 50 quids each time.
Obviously at this point there are many possible culprit , please do not spoil it's much better drama than anything fatrick has ever written
Obviously at this point there are many possible culprit , please do not spoil it's much better drama than anything fatrick has ever written
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Can't help but to wonder what his wife sees in him to stick around. What could he possibly offer her at this point? Is pepperoni sex that worth it?
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Her strap-on
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Holy shit, that one with the guy faking "Well okay... Guess I should've expected that. My friends and parents told me to kill myself. Maybe I really am a mistake..." and pat immediately doing a 180 with "You aren't a mistake. [...]" because someone is supposedly taking him seriously is just fucking incredible. It is a level of stupid I'm having trouble comprehending.
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Fat Faggotrick had to pay legal fees and has completely spiraled out of control?
God bless. Absolutely incredible.
God bless. Absolutely incredible.
OtherLastTrainHome
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patrick is at least honest about his weight problems. he is ever-expanding, and i, too, find it hilarious.
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It will never not be hilarious to me that at the end of the day, pat brought this completely upon himself. He actually somehow ended up being lucky enough to pretend to be an author and and received a large book deal. He could have lived a completely comfortable life coasting off his gay politics and shitty books, but no. He just had to correct the record one too many times and kicked the wrong hornets nest. Now he will be fucked with quite literally until he dies. There is no escape from this.
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I’ve only started reading up on who Pat is these past two weeks and sparsely at that. Is that actually something they did? If that happened,
that’s fucking hilarious. Do you know how mad you have to be to not only consider that but actually sit down and cut him out of EVERYTHING.
OtherLastTrainHome
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an onaboard thread had these texts. the second is my favorite.
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I don’t think this is necessarily true. He can’t take down posts of his prior retard antics, but if he would ignore the trolls it would stop. Not immediately, but eventually they would get bored and move on. On this topic, does anyone else find it weird that both his media blitz and SWATings have suddenly stopped now that the court case is over (for now)?
I’m jealous of some of the newer posters that are still reading up on our fat friend here. I think one of the events that sums up Pat nicely is when he did an AMA on Reddit, pretty much no one showed up, and he ended up asking himself questions about his fucking exercise routine. Not tongue in cheek at all, he really wanted to talk about what a yoked tough guy he is. The audacity of someone so fat is incredible.