"Love you, wife"
I’ve enjoyed the long reviews of his books. Pat’s lawsuit was born from 1 star reviews on Good Reads that had to be from stalker children and not because he writes crappy sci-fi. Thanks to the long discussions of his books in this thread and the multimedia one it’s clear he deserved a lot of those lower scores.
Of course the fat narcissist can only praise someone based upon what service they provide to him. And Pat is of course a massive narc and very very fat
So there is no escape then. Because Pat will never, ever ignore the trolls.
I think it's the use of 'wife' that makes it seem so cold. If he'd wrote 'love you, babe' or something it'd be cringe but fine, but the only context I'd expect to hear a man use 'wife' like this is if he was some 1950s caricature. 'Why isn't dinner on the table, wife?', 'wife, get in here now.' etc.
I love the sheer difference in tone between Redditor Pat and Buckbroken Pig I gotta say:
is patrick able to do anything that doesn't involve consoooming popculture references?
I envy you, if you haven't listened to the Josiah tapes, you're in for a treat, there's also Torque Wheeler, Big Dick Andrew and the failed restraining order, and then you also have the spin offs in the Pativerse, Snackie Jackie the streetshitter, Shane 'Butterknife' Nokes and the autistic Icelander Jon Frimann.
Even worse, it was in 2017.
Get cucked by niggerfarts.
"Enjoy Marriage, Second, Better Wife."
I’m always puzzled by the “child” addendum with every post. Is this something that’s extensively in his literature too? Why is he obsessed with children? So many questions. I still can’t understand why any woman would stay with him, he’s got to be fucking gaslighting her and lying to her hard. You can’t fail this much at life and have a woman stick around, she will leave.
even these I think have a glimmer of consooom culture in it. What bugman soyboy doesn't soyface to the thought of his wife getting banged by the BBC like in all the porn they watch? Even his legal paper was him thinking he was having his avengers moment against the evil stalker thanos childs and was the legal equivalent of picard giving an epic speech to make the bad guy go away and turn the situation in his favor. The man lives life thinking its just like all the media he consumes.
the usernames in all these old posts are pure gold. reminds me of the shit people'd go by in games like Jedi Academy's multiplayer, Quake 3, etc.
Fun fact: the sound of jigaboo toots escaping a roastie vagina sounds almost exactly like this
