Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

It might be that the speak doesn’t endear you, so much as the simpler time did. Nobody can fault you for that, my friend.

On the topic of Starship Troopers, i’m not surprised that Pat can’t see it as being apolitical or just an exploration of ideas. People like him, people who are subsumed by whatever ideological addiction of choice they have, they can never see anything as apolitical. To them, things just can’t be simply as they are, there’s always sinister undertones with everything and always an enemy to be wary of. It’s the mark of a stupid person.

It's always amusing seeing leftists like him using Starship Troopers to bash the fash when we all know if Heinlein were alive today he would be considered a CHUD. Even when he was a young and idealistic he was staunchly anti-communist. But the nicest thing about him was that he was more interested in telling a good story than spreading a message.
 
Fat and brown member of the Pat Pack Jackie Singh is giving a speech at some lame InfoSec conference that looks like a scam. We've known this for some time, but now the abstract of her speech is on the site. See if this story sounds familiar:

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Looks like piggy is going to be a major topic of discussion.
An "unassuming man" who responds to every single person who messages him with insane "enjoy prison" Xeets, even those who try to give him well meaning advice, even his former fans, advice that even an idiot knows "don't feed the trolls" something Pat is just incapable of.
An "unassuming man" who rapidly turns even bemused strangers into Patposters, a man so obnoxious and condescending it takes less than 5 minutes for people to hate him, an "unassuming man" who can't stop antagonizing and starting slap fights, and who 100% believes, on the word of the same credit card defrauding street shitter giving this conference, that he is being targeted by the son of a Gambino family capo called Mr Softee, a man called Bob Gayporn who is at the center of a "World Wide Troll Ecosystem."
An "unassuming man" who has SWATed himself over 40 times in an attempt to get sympathy, and whose stubbornness and inability to face reality has cost his mother in law upwards of 32 thousand dollars and counting because he tried to sue the Internet for calling him FAT.
:story:
An "unassuming man" who never found Norm MacDonald funny...

This is gonna be a hard sell for Jackie.
I kinda wish I had tickets.
 
An "unassuming man" who responds to every single person who messages him with insane "enjoy prison" Xeets, even those who try to give him well meaning advice, even his former fans, advice that even an idiot knows "don't feed the trolls" something Pat is just incapable of.
An "unassuming man" who rapidly turns even bemused strangers into Patposters, a man so obnoxious and condescending it takes less than 5 minutes for people to hate him, an "unassuming man" who can't stop antagonizing and starting slap fights, and who 100% believes, on the word of the same credit card defrauding street shitter giving this conference, that he is being targeted by the son of a Gambino family capo called Mr Softee, a man called Bob Gayporn who is at the center of a "World Wide Troll Ecosystem."
An "unassuming man" who has SWATed himself over 40 times in an attempt to get sympathy, and whose stubbornness and inability to face reality has cost his mother in law upwards of 32 thousand dollars and counting because he tried to sue the Internet for calling him FAT.
:story:
An "unassuming man" who never found Norm MacDonald funny...

This is gonna be a hard sell for Jackie.
I kinda wish I had tickets.
Don't EVER forget that this "unassuming man" still owes Quasi money
And most importantly, don't let HIM forget either
 
Damn that’s actually a pretty funny dig at Pat, who constantly tells people he’s a “firebrand” and not to be fucked with.
She has a way of doing that, demeaning him subtly as she supposedly has his back. Its shit like that and the way she's fed him absolute psyche ward level shit like the Federal Judge who's hindering his case, and the conspiracy with the Gambino hitmans son Bob Gayporn, that makes me still wonder if "Piggy Tomlinson" isn't a deep cover troll feeding Pat just the right amount of insane shit and fueling his ego and paranoia just enough to make him ruin his life.
Not that he needed help, but his decent into delusion and insanity has accelerated since he got involved with Jackie.
She probably really is just that inept it looks like she's sabotaging and shitting on the person she's defending, but it does make me wonder.
 
Fat and brown member of the Pat Pack Jackie Singh is giving a speech at some lame InfoSec conference that looks like a scam. We've known this for some time, but now the abstract of her speech is on the site. See if this story sounds familiar:

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Looks like piggy is going to be a major topic of discussion.
Excited for this presentation to create a new wave of patposters joining us in this thread
 
Fat and brown member of the Pat Pack Jackie Singh is giving a speech at some lame InfoSec conference that looks like a scam. We've known this for some time, but now the abstract of her speech is on the site. See if this story sounds familiar:

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Looks like piggy is going to be a major topic of discussion.
I hope she remembers to name the corrupt federal judge helping bend the law in quasi's favor. that is very important info she should state on the record as many times as possible imho.
 
Incredible timeslot!

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Imagine hearing this nonsense at 9am on a Tuesday.
 
I would assume most of the people going to that conference would be as degenerate as furries are, and I'm sure there are a lot of furries in cybersec since there seems to be a lot of troons.

Anyway what I'm trying to say is, nobody is going to be awake at 9AM after the all night mass (incredibly gay) orgies. Jackie is going to be screeching at an empty room.
 
She has a way of doing that, demeaning him subtly as she supposedly has his back.
Yeah, that’s why some people think she’s a useful idiot in the employ of a master troll. Not me. She’s obviously just a moron who’s too brain damaged to get anything right. Abusive and neglectful mother as well.

Fat, too.
 
Incredible timeslot!

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Imagine hearing this nonsense at 9am on a Tuesday.
There's no better way to start a Tuesday than to listen to an hour of Jackie rambling about Russian-Omanian cyberterrorism directed at a fat little man from Milwaukee. I can't wait till it gets uploaded.
 
He's part of the FatPack Triumvirate (Shane Noakes was eliminated early unfortunately. Rumor is the other members had him killed in a Ceasar-like fashion: repeated treacherous butterknife stabs).

He's the one helping Jackie and Pat faildox Pat's enemies, including the Sweden "Torswats". Recently he's been trying to infiltrate Ona, and is actively picking fights with almost everyone over there. I really don't know what he expected to get by antagonizing the Owen Boys.

He's also the prototype 2005 reddit atheist: holier-than-thou, claims to be a genious member of Mensa (despite being poor), sci-fi writer who literally says "vandalizing an online obituary is worse than being a pedophile". I swear I'm not making this up.

Also, he literally wears a fedora.

Edit: ninj'd by everyone else.


Who is Patrick's agrippa?
 
Who is Patrick's agrippa?
Having an Agrippa would mean that he had someone highly capable who wins his battles for him, securing his position as fattest of them all.

Why would someone like that want to bat for Pat, the stupidest and most unlikable human on this fallen world? The best he can get is a poo chick who simps for him because they have much in common. Retarded, fat and with highly questionable hygiene.
 
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