Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Associate Rick]

I'm getting a lot of mixed messages here - can someone please once and for all confirm the status of Mr. Tomlinson's physique?

He hasn't gained a pound since high school, stalker.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Thinking of getting a tattoo of fatrick's avatar with "enjoy prison" in old English below it in celebration of this momentous occasion.

"brūc carcern, sceaða"

(there's no word for "stalker" in Old English, "sceaða" just means criminal)

 

[FinnSven]

"brūc carcern, sceaða"

(there's no word for "stalker" in Old English, "sceaða" just means criminal)

What about poacher?
That would be closer to stalker than criminal in context.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

what if i'm texting pat from a smuggled assphone and i'm already enjoying prison? what do i do then?

I'm 70% sure that has already happened.

There used to be a Ona poster called Fez redditor who would send messages to Pat while claiming to already be in jail. Of course, normaly I'd say it was just a bit. But the way he talked and the fact he always ended his conversations with real pics of really hard drugs makes me think it could be real.

Thinking about Pat huffing and puffing, all red and angry that he couldn't just type "Enjoy Prison" because he'd get back a "Already am, stupid!" always made me chuckle.

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On another topic:

Watching Pat intrude other's conversation just for the sake of being the greatest asshole possible makes you feel like this man really is incapable of being happy.

Or rather, that being hated is the only thing that gives his life purpose:










The last one specially makes my blood boil. Concoct? Parsec?

Pat, you're not smart. You're not a scientist, you write science fiction! Thats not the same! You barely finished high school and you act like you're above every single human alive. Sigh...

He's pretty obese, is my point.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I'm 70% sure that has already happened. There used to be a Ona poster called Fez redditor who would send messages to Pat while claiming to already be in jail. Of course, normaly I'd say it was just a bit. But the way he talked and the fact he always ended his conversations with real pics of really hard drugs makes me think it could be real.

Thinking about Pat huffing and puffing, all red and angry that he couldn't just type "Enjoy Prison" because he'd get back a "Already am, stupid!" always made me chuckle.

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On another topic:

Watching Pat intrude other's conversation just for the sake of being the greatest asshole possible makes you feel like this man really is incapable of being happy.

Or rather, that being hated is the only thing that gives his life purpose:

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He's pretty obese, is my point.

Maybe it's a good thing that nobody will create a statue of him. Do you have any idea how much bronze it would take just to accurately portray his beer gut?

 

[Incel Death Note]

Do I care about my daughter?

I make so much money. I'm so rich from my writing. My daughter?

Hahaha I just spend my money on hotdogs and bars. I spend all my money on my car, she's a beauty I call her Susan. Oh my daughter?

 

[James done did it]

Yeah his fat is bubbling and boiling he's so stressed it takes a toll on his skin and bones. He's been absolutely raped by the OnA boys to the point five years look like 20. He's aged haggardly. Stress is brutal.

You give them too much credit. He's the one who chooses to engage. This is 100% self inflicted. Suicide by "No, child."

 

[FinnSven]

You give them too much credit. He's the one who chooses to engage. This is 100% self inflicted. Suicide by "No, child."

They are both responsible.

If the pests were not the kinds of funsters they were, they would have just left him alone when they realized he was mentally not right, so can't stop himself from replying.

If Fatrick had sought help for his disorders and narcissism, then he wouldn't be in this state either.

I am not trying to absolve Fatrick and blame the pests, he brought it on himself and should have known better than to mess with trolls, and no one made him try to sue them.
But people who enjoy hobbies of tormenting people on the internet are not exactly innocent bystanders.
It's still a sign of being a bit of a prick, but most people can be a bit of a prick when it seems funny.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

200,000 tweets
If on average a tweet was ten words long that's 2,000,000 words
The LOTR trilogy is around 500,000 words
11 years wasted!
Also he's tweeted on average fifty times per day, or 3.125 tweets per waking hour, or one tweet every 19.2 minutes for 11 years. Of course his recent years have been more active with all the stalkers that need childing.
And for it all, he still has to pay Quasi

I like LOTR and all but I'd say reading Pat's tweets has given me at least 4 times as much entertainment as reading those books did, so it actually works out.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Part of me wishes Fatrick had more gumption and directly involved himself with the #dropkiwifarms campaign instead of a passive show of support via tweeting. I say this because every sort of lawsuit or "action" by him turns to complete shit because he's an unsympathetic character and a complete moron. He could've convinced cloudflare to stick to their guns and not drop the site in a heartbeat with a few "Yes, child, you are going to block the stalker website. Otherwise you will face irrepirible [sic] damage, in prison."

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

"brūc carcern, sceaða"

(there's no word for "stalker" in Old English, "sceaða" just means criminal)

Nese, stealcere, þāra is.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

They are both responsible

While that's technically true, you know that Patrick doesn't need anyone to instigate him: ever since he was a kid, the need to antagonize every single soul around him was what kept him alive ("As a child, Patrick would argue with a fence").

It is what makes Pat... Pat. He's a very low self-esteem sociopath, who can only find validation when he's the biggest asshole in the room.

He'll never stop. Every single child could enjoy prison today and Pat would create 100's of new children by Monday.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

What about poacher?
That would be closer to stalker than criminal in context.

A stalker is a kind of hunter, which is basically Old English already: hunta.

 

[grapeshark77]

I'm 70% sure that has already happened.

There used to be a Ona poster called Fez redditor who would send messages to Pat while claiming to already be in jail. Of course, normaly I'd say it was just a bit. But the way he talked and the fact he always ended his conversations with real pics of really hard drugs makes me think it could be real.

Thinking about Pat huffing and puffing, all red and angry that he couldn't just type "Enjoy Prison" because he'd get back a "Already am, stupid!" always made me chuckle.

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On another topic:

Watching Pat intrude other's conversation just for the sake of being the greatest asshole possible makes you feel like this man really is incapable of being happy.

Or rather, that being hated is the only thing that gives his life purpose:

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The last one specially makes my blood boil. Concoct? Parsec?

Pat, you're not smart. You're not a scientist, you write science fiction! Thats not the same! You barely finished high school and you act like you're above every single human alive. Sigh...

He's pretty obese, is my point.

This is why I can't agree with the idea that the Pests and Pat are equally responsible - this is him talking to normal people on Twitter. And he's been like this since at least 2009 or so based on what has been found, he was talking like this in the comments of some damn space blog.

If the Pests hadn't found him, someone else would and they might not have been interested in silly trolling. I'd say Twitter was the real issue but he was going on car forums and insulting everyone during the Obama presidency.

 

[Incel Death Note]

I like LOTR and all but I'd say reading Pat's tweets has given me at least 4 times as much entertainment as reading those books did, so it actually works out.

Pat is not a LOTR guy. He prefers books he can bang out once. #amwriting

by the way he always saw midgets as their own race.

"Turns out, not so much." he really likes his commas.

 

[Summer of George]

...the diet-heart hypothesis and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. /6000000

Sure, stress makes you gain weight. But I'm pretty sure that 10,000 calories a day worth of bottom-shelf liquor doesn't help either.

 

[DumbDude43]

Pat is not a LOTR guy. He prefers books he can bang out once. #amwriting

>dune
>it was a warning
>the danger of mixing politics and religion
>the danger of basing economies on a single point of failure
>the need for environmentalism

this is the worst possible take you could ever have on dune lmao
feels like he went into it with a "how can i spin this into current year twitter politics talking points?" mindset

 

[Incel Death Note]

>dune
>it was a warning
>the danger of mixing politics and religion
>the danger of basing economies on a single point of failure
>the need for environmentalism

this is the worst possible take you could ever have on dune lmao
feels like he went into it with a "how can i spin this into current year twitter politics talking points?" mindset

I became a thousand year wormGod because uhh Greta Thunberg and uhh Russian homophobia idk. Donald Drumpf. Christofascism. Gender. I see the future.

 

[Duke Nukem]

You give them too much credit. He's the one who chooses to engage. This is 100% self inflicted. Suicide by "No, child."

I know little about him but honestly, literally all he had to do was say "lol" if anything at all.

They are both responsible.

If the pests were not the kinds of funsters they were, they would have just left him alone when they realized he was mentally not right, so can't stop himself from replying.

If Fatrick had sought help for his disorders and narcissism, then he wouldn't be in this state either.

I am not trying to absolve Fatrick and blame the pests, he brought it on himself and should have known better than to mess with trolls, and no one made him try to sue them.
But people who enjoy hobbies of tormenting people on the internet are not exactly innocent bystanders.
It's still a sign of being a bit of a prick, but most people can be a bit of a prick when it seems funny.

SHUT UP YOU MAGA HAT WEARING TROLL I WOULD DESTROY YOU IN REAL LIFE GRRRRRR

Honestly I think anyone who spends all their time trying to "own" their critics on social media are a little bit goofy in the head. And the TDS sufferers need to get the fuck over themselves.

Sure, stress makes you gain weight. But I'm pretty sure that 10,000 calories a day worth of bottom-shelf liquor doesn't help either.

Grrr my doctor said it's good for me because liquid bread grrrrr

He's in Milwaukee so his diet is probably mostly bratwurst covered in cheese sauce and Miller genuine draft. And deep fried anything you can eat at a bar.

I became a thousand year wormGod because uhh Greta Thunberg and uhh Russian homophobia idk. Donald Drumpf. Christofascism. Gender. I see the future.

Lol he actually uses the term Christofascist unironically? Oh no Republicans are going to force me to go to church. CHURCH! IT'S PRACTICALLY HELL ON EARTH AAAAAAAA

 

[FinnSven]

I know little about him but honestly, literally all he had to do was say "lol" if anything at all.

SHUT UP YOU MAGA HAT WEARING TROLL I WOULD DESTROY YOU IN REAL LIFE GRRRRRR

Honestly I think anyone who spends all their time trying to "own" their critics on social media are a little bit goofy in the head. And the TDS sufferers need to get the fuck over themselves.

Grrr my doctor said it's good for me because liquid bread grrrrr

He's in Milwaukee so his diet is probably mostly bratwurst covered in cheese sauce and Miller genuine draft. And deep fried anything you can eat at a bar.

His diet is pepperoni which he makes himself from black children he kidnaps off the streets.
This is why he is so against slavery, as he wants his meat to be free range and so therefore poaching it wouldn’t cause the ire of various landowners and southern gentleman.

He wasn’t specifically against maga trolls, even though they certainly were among the many groups to antagonize him.

He has created a personal army of trolls, but unlike usual troll generators, who lead these armies, his personal army are dedicated to trolling him.
While they are from many walks of life, the key ones are the OnA guys who have devoted a forum to it.
Admittedly, that’s pretty dedicated, but Fatrick created the situation by destroying their subreddits.