Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 128 37.5%

  • Total voters
    341
I've been watching Nick since Dick first shouted him. I've watched thousands of hours over the years. I'm trying to track down a clip of having a righteous rant about a pedophile. The pedo was weeb wars related he was the brother of one of the anti vic voice actors. Nick read his case about how they caught him. it was one of my all time favorite Nick moments, the contrast of his rant and his current opinion on pedophiles is mind boggling. when i found out he was defending Cuties my heart sank i couldn't believe he has degraded to such a level.

Sarah Weidenheft was the voice actress, if that helps. It was also in the first year of WW, if that helps narrow it down.


Update on Nick's LOCALS:

New average non-show chat population: 20 - 30

Peak show chat population: 95

Both numbers halve almost evenly halved compared to 2-3 months ago.


Nick did a call-in show:

Top highlights for Nick:


Nick's kids are dressing up as Sonic characters for Halloween.

Nick WANTS to cover trials for hours beciase that would get him out of driving around.

Nick is on Twitter all the time, but that is becuase it is easy to do while he is waiting in offices, parking lots, and the like while he is driving about.

Nick's Balldo coupon code is still active. He says he will eventually do the review.

He has a soundboard key set to a clip of Eric July's 'Whitebread ass nigga' quote. He also mentioned he wants to do these with other streamers like Aussie Overlawd, Coomalot, Legal Vices, or Lead Attorney.

We will see if he uses it alot and how much he does NOT care. Also, WHO is available to do a call-in at 3-5 AM besides people on the other side of the disc?

- First guest on was BlindEye (mid 30's white guy who has been on 2-3 call-in shows) who is legally blind. They make jokes about growing up playing sports, him going blind, and being picked last.

- He brought up Eric July and Az and said he thinks they talk about thinks they hate too much. He think Eric overreacted to Nick, and Riley was 'shit' for going to the grave, but, 'Don't go after people who say they don't want to be involved in the drama' Nick simply non-stop.

- Next Aussie joined when Kladex (Unemployed American animator living in Tijuana with parents as a UberEats, but wants to move to Canada for animation). He talked about his employment woes and nothing else other than a comment about how much drama Nick is in.

- Sonaliel (Rob) was third and drank Military special Tequila becuase Rob took a shot of Malort. Nick has a Mexican friend and went to a reception at some point and learned he hated tequila.

- Jenna (Jenna_c in LOCALS and basic white bitch) was next. She got blackout drunk at Nashville and was the one yelling the f-slur. Phil goes to all of Nick's shows and brings embarrassing photos for Nick to sign and people to take as souveniers. He kept her on the show in exchange for bumping her up in queue to have 'female perspective'. Here she is:

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She only uses LOCALS and no other SM. She self-describes as 'white trash'. She wouls fuck the Crocdile Dundee actor now if she got paid to help with student loans. her jobbhad 7 years of schooling that gave her the debt, but she has great job security. She doesn't know what a balldo is, then said that a pink one is gay.

- Next was Sacred Clown (UberEats driver ans failed gaming streamer) who told a story about fighting with a Taco Bell employee. He is in flight school to become a commercial pilot. They discussed the merits of using slurs on the regular.

Nick deployed the Eric clip in response,and Nick gave his standard apologia for his act and everyone sipped for Nick and says Eric was weird.

- BBC lover was next and asked about the legality of using ex's nudes to make AI porn. Aussie thought malice would have to be proven for most revenge porn. Nick took this and ran, but said he think eventually it will be so ubiquitous that no one will believe anything. Having an OF politician is inevitable.

Next he asked about making money off it. Jenna said she would not mind. Nick thinks people should at least get paid. It might be an infringement on right of publicity.

- Next was Faganslaw (a public prosecutor with a southern US accent with 100k people that made natinal news) he simped for Nick for a show. Shared a story about homeless person who chopped up another vagrant and teased a connection to Taylor Swift.

- Charlie was silent and got kicked.

- Chronlocke (fate middle age man with streamng setup) shared a story with his black mate Rondell's cousin using the n-word when he was young and not knowing the meaning. They laughed and told him to ask his father who laughed and explained it.

Jenna interjected a similar story about k-slur with her grandmother Barbara.

- Officer Pleb was next (a patrol officer in TX) and shared that in the US you do not have protection for your speech unless you are officially detained. He talked about how he hates enforcing weed laws, getting physical, and prefers violent criminal and thieves to arrest.

He asked for a Nick suit update and for Nick to cover the Maya trial. Nick went off about how he would LOVE to cover a trial becuase then be does not have to travel.

- Sally78 (Susanna, the leathery wine mom joined next) and said almost NOTHING. Until the last 5 minutes to plug her show and simp for Nick. She likes that Nick will party while the world burns.

- Notty86 (Fat white middle aged Audtrailia man) Notty was in the vape industry that just got illegalised and just got a new job selling cleaning supplies and making more money.

Jenna didn't know the difference between 'brewery' and 'dispensary',, and they talked about drug legalisation in Austrailia. She called Austrialians cucked on rights but admires Aussue for 'fighting'.

Aussie is trying to get Camelot and Nick on for a show on the weekend. Talk degenerated into degenracy. Jenna did not know what a Balldo is.

- Ikaika joined in the middle of the above. (Hawaiian Japanese who has been on before). He talked about rising cost for his medical transport business and how he told his buddy to reject a contractor that he eventually took. Asked if it was ethical becuase the buddy did NOT take his advice.

Ended with a simp for Nick against July. Basic 'SJW' and 'hypocrite' name-calling.

- Baldo Gagger4000 joined (An aussie) to say 'abbo'.

End of the show was just saying 'have fun' and don't take life so seriously. He likes that his community does whatever they want without worrying about being offended.
 
He has a soundboard key set to a clip of Eric July's 'Whitebread ass nigga' quote. He also mentioned he wants to do these with other streamers like Aussie Overlawd, Coomalot, Legal Vices, or Lead Attorney.
Whoa, wait a minute! Where's potentially criminal and legal mindset? They get put on nick's blacklist for laughing at him? :story:
 
So Gary is not going to acknowledge anything is wrong until it's directly affecting his income or relationships. Rekieta stood by Ralph a year after grooming a high schooler until Ralph attacked him for mocking the shart stream.
I know something that will probably start that divide, a Dr. Dick-n-Balls Jack Murphy style superchat the next time he appears on a neutral show where the hosts aren't brief'd on his "do not read these comments" rider. One chat that Gary reads like "can you explain the hedonism 2 swinger resort trip during cuck week Nick?" And we are off to the races of Heart Felt.
Unlike Nick, Dick and Vito, the whole FNT sector kinda knows how to work with influencers, they will probably not start any kind of shit unless they are attacked directly personally (Dick could do this anytime tho). Still Gary from FNT is extremely anti-cuties so I wonder what would happen if he is forced to comment on it because a superchat or anything.

this doesn't mean the FNT crew is good or doesn't farm drama themselves, a while ago Mauler, Drinker and his closest crew picked a fight with 4chan youtuber Synthetic Man because Synthetic Man didn't think God of War Ragnarok was a masterpiece, so anything could happen
 
Not mine, was just posted in my server, if it was already posted somewhere earlier then iunno get copied.
Uhhhhhhhhh, I would be surprised if that has been posted directly before to the thread, since that appears to be my updated avatar that I changed a few days ago. :story:

It wasn't me who reposted it anywhere, this is the only website I use to discuss Nick/Sector happenings with anyone, so someone must have saved it off the forum. IIRC the image of Nick with his hand over his mouth comes from the clip where his tries to brag about running his extremely stupid op against @Himedall All-seeing Waifu so some credit for the image should go there as well!

I think the line should be drawn somewhere at Nick's defense of grave desecration. Outside of the internet, those are "Imma kill that nigga" words.
It's psychotic.

The idea that urinating on a grave is legal is crazy to begin with. But zooming out, in addition to not being legal at all, I can't really think of any alogging that is legal that is worse than literally desecrating someone's ancestor's grave, which, by the way, is not legal at all, it is obviously illegal.

How long until we get a "Everything's Fair Game (If You're Friends With Juju)." tweet from Rekieta?

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- Jenna (Jenna_c in LOCALS and basic white bitch) was next. She got blackout drunk at Nashville and was the one yelling the f-slur. Phil goes to all of Nick's shows and brings embarrassing photos for Nick to sign and people to take as souveniers. He kept her on the show in exchange for bumping her up in queue to have 'female perspective'. Here she is:
Okay. :story:

Is Nick even making hourly minimum wage in superchats?
Yes.

If you go through @Potatoherder's posts in this thread, there are logs of how much he makes in Rumble super chats, and the YouTube take is already logged by Playboard.

Last night he made $182 (link) which works out to about $60/hour in gross.

His worst night was when he grossed $70 a few days ago, but even that is like $18/hour in super chats. On the other hand, the Ralph alogs were dunking on him for failing miserably to meet his dono goal around the same time, and I did the math for fun at that time and he was closer to $25/hour in gross. My perception is that on the typical night he makes around the same ballpark as Ralph or slightly more, though Nick only streaming for 3-5 hours most nights. $150-$300 seems like normal for him now based on the posts I've seen. On a night he leans into drama he can clear $500 or even go into the thousands.

Update on Nick's LOCALS:

New average non-show chat population: 20 - 30

Peak show chat population: 95

Both numbers halve almost evenly halved compared to 2-3 months ago.
If the numbers of people who actually participated in the chat and watch the post-streams have declined that much that's a very bad sign for him if that means they were annual subscribers who didn't renew their Locals subscriptions. If half the chat left, what about the people who signed up only to support him and never bothered with the chat?

What does it mean when he says 'Driving Around'?

Is nick working for uber?
Rekieta claims to be forced to drive around, mainly for family errands, at all hours of the day, including one time a few weeks ago where he had to cancel his show to go on an "unexpected" "emergency" drive until after three in the morning one night. This was shortly before it was discovered that he was following a local "'escort" on Instagram. As far as I know, Rekieta has not explained the reason for that drive.
 
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he had to cancel his show to go on an "unexpected" "emergency" drive until after three in the morning one night. This was shortly before it was discovered that he was following a local "'escort" on Instagram.
"It was a sexual emergency, your honor."
 
Stream Lowlights Oct. 26 My Appeal Brief is Filed - Let's Discuss it and What it Means - Fun Friday Stories. Rumble here.

Grade D: Repetitive, whiny, belligerent, and - worst of all - mind-splittingly boring. Note: I'm not covering his legal arguments bc there's nothing new.

Notable & Summary:
  • Chats made their own fun. LemonParty created chaos in both chats, and had some solid support. Nick was finally forced to address LemonParty directly re defamation per se. It was probably the only clipable moment. Worth a watch: Rumble 1:49:35-1:54:25

  • Rumble mostly ignored Nick and devolved into an hour+ long Catholic vs Protestant debate starring Shelly107 who was drunkenly impersonating Jesus.

  • His seethe at Schnieder was repeated with ever more pathetic whinging. Might be worth a clip: Rumble: 1:56:44-2:01:00.

  • Trunker Treat (yep, that's the name): Because of their remote location, the Rekieta children trick or treat in a parking lot in which SUVs give out candy. At the end of the show Nick gave a sentimental appeal to all the parents in the audience to treasure their children and enjoy the holiday.

  • The 'Nick is gay' crowd has new ammunition. He's obsessed by the film Irreversable. Spoiler:
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- 6000 watching at peak (1 hour in) across both platforms. This is WITH Rumble headlining/pinning him.

- Potentially Criminal/Sean and Joe Ball (comic guy) in chat

- Kayla handmakes the costumes. He said he doesn't help but then said he skipped the show Thurs. bc he had to help

- Empty promise additions: Plans to do whisky reviews again, 5K gift IS happening, will be doing Rumble call in show

- RealPatriotsParty and EliePhant have both been begging to be mods on Rumble

- No shows on Wed. and Thurs. next week bc of Mar-a-Lago event

- At the end he covered this story about an Aussie woman who fed her bf into a woodchipper.
Edit: Minor clean-up. My spell check isn't working on Kiwi. Not sure why.
 

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Last night he made $182 (link) which works out to about $60/hour in gross.
It should noted this figure does not account for the cuts YT and Rumble take out. At best the take on yt is $36, apple devices have 60% cut instead of 30%. Rumble is claimed to take 20%, if that is the case he got $104 from rumble.

So $140( 104+36 ) in total is the best case. This is still a very good rate of $46/hour over the 3 hours.
 
Sarah Weidenheft was the voice actress, if that helps. It was also in the first year of WW, if that helps narrow it down.
Oh shit! I had forgotten all about that! LOL.

Yeah, Weidenheft jumped onboard the KV train (like most of the people at Funimation), but then shortly thereafter her brother was popped for CP possession. She argued passionately that her brother was innocent and started up a legal defense fund for him. It was pretty funny. She then shot herself in the foot with this tweet:

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That whole thing ended with him getting an "adjudication withheld" probation sentence. Which is a thing in Florida.

I recall Nick lit into her argument that CP doesn't hurt anybody. I think his tweet is probably gone from Twitter now, because that was when he had his old (now suspended) Twitter account, but he might have brought it up on his show, or the tweet might have been archived here. I'll see if I can dig around a bit, or maybe @Peace Through Power will come across it. Based on the tweet, he would likely mentioned it March or April of 2019.

Honestly though, I think what he said was little different than what he and Null discussed regarding Cuties. It would basically just reinforce what we already know: That his position on this stuff seems to have softened dramatically.
 
I don't get what the police officer is trying to say about the 1A.
He was a tryhard 'hello fellow kids' kind of person. His sentiments were that cops are shifty and he is a cool one.
What does it mean when he says 'Driving Around'?

Is nick working for uber?
He claims he cannot do things he promises or used to do regularly because he is shuttling kids around. All this despite having an extra vehicle, having hired a driver, and making more money.

To be fair, his schedule COULD have gotten more busy with children's activities, but at some point you cut them back. Also, there is speculation in the thread that a family Yzerman rift cut off transportation help they were getting from in-laws, but the factors above should be offset by the other improvements.
The idea that urinating on a grave is legal is crazy to begin with. But zooming out, in addition to not being legal at all, I can't really think of any alogging that is legal that is worse than literally desecrating someone's ancestor's grave, which, by the way, is not legal at all, it is obviously illegal.

But have you seen EVIDENCE? Is there as WARRANT? Has he been CHARGED? Look at my Balldo!

- Nick, probably

Trunker Treat (yep, that's the name

Trunk or Treat is a common thing in the American South.


What Nick fails to see with his numbers falling was that the support he got was an advance in trust: people expected him to do more of the same and bigger and better things.

Instead, he narcissisticallt thought they all liked HIM and he could pivot his content style ans schedule on a dime.
 
Trunk or Treat is a common thing in the American South.
Off topic but its a rural US thing. Usually in places where there aren't many neighborhoods for kids to actually go trick or treat at. Rural towns are pretty much just houses on major roads, so getting a bunch of kids to trick or treat at a parking lot and enticing them with some games and stuff is preferable to having kids run around on the side of a highway.
 
Off topic but its a rural US thing. Usually in places where there aren't many neighborhoods for kids to actually go trick or treat at. Rural towns are pretty much just houses on major roads, so getting a bunch of kids to trick or treat at a parking lot and enticing them with some games and stuff is preferable to having kids run around on the side of a highway.
Got it. I'm glad people make options for the kids. I was mostly laughing at the name.

Nick seemed to be sad that his kids don't get the door-to-door trick or treating like he had in Lakeville - he referenced Lakeville directly and the Halloweens of his youth.

He seemed weirded out by the parking lot of it all. He told his audience to put a smile on and make the best of it. It's all part of his 'I'm an alien in on the weird planet of rural MN' schtick.

Edit to Add: I just figured out where they go. This is from last year's Halloween. It looks cute!
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2, but it will be accidentally, by telling a story about something that happened that allows an autist to piece it together. Those types of places and crowds have to shun people who go tattling or it would happen all the time.
4 is more a slow burn as a contributing factor, already it probably damages some peoples perception and that always hurts your online brand
1, well, I agree with the theory of Kayla being way too dependent, and he won’t do it for fear of damaging the brand, or they wouldn’t have to swing in secret. 3, nah, I think he would sooner pretend to be totally the man in whatever gay affairs he could be up to before actually calling himself a womanthing
 
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