DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Yeah feels like a bit of chicken nuggy of truth. He makes something a colossal issue, and tries to gain some feedback to see where it will take him, and takes the opportunity to really drive that shit home for pity bucks.

Dude had one of the worst streams in awhile with Mario, and Spiderman 2 isn't doing hot, then this happens. Instead of still playin the games, that he hams in that HE LOVES btw in case you didn't fuckin hear it the 4th time, he sits there and whines.

There is an ulterior motive here and I'm not saying he's a 4D chess master, but he's definitely an opportunist.


And yeah. What we all thought that it was a simple switch to fix his issue. So there is a mix of stubborn fuck face going on, and a bit of a fuckin retard brain happening with him. He lapped this shit up as much as he could for pity.
DUDE was TOLD to do this at the very beginning and rode this shit to where we are now. This is why no one likes you, Manboobs.
 
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NO, stalker child, it is you who is mentally ill! Enjoy prison. 1698518775228.png
 
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My guess what happened: Dave's internet did go down briefly. He was having another shit support stream with Spiderman, right after the horrible Mario stream, so he saw an opportunity for stupid drama and jumped on it to avoid getting laughed at for low support. Instead, he prefers getting laughed at for being retarded and getting a few extra bucks from Jeff and Ryan.
 
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PetiteDragon43 said:
You know what's weird to my autistic brain? On his day off video he had all his shit in the awffice turned on. The blue light filter, ring light, and judgy the ghost. Does he just keep that shit on all day?
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Probably. There have been times in the past where he admits to just suspending the game instead of saving/quitting, like he did during the Alan Wake 2 night stream; I wouldn't be surprised if he turned off any power save options and just let shit sit. It'd also help explain why his office is always so hot 24/7; because he never turns anything off or lets it rest.
 
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PetiteDragon43 said:
You know what's weird to my autistic brain? On his day off video he had all his shit in the awffice turned on. The blue light filter, ring light, and judgy the ghost. Does he just keep that shit on all day?
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He never turns off his PC or consoles, he's admitted that much. As for the ghost he does turn that off mainly since I've seen the annoying cunt notice its turned off his OBS and he starts fucking with it to stall. I think the Ring Light is connected to his PC so that probably stays on...
 
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The internet scam is the same as any other emergency bullshit: a tiny bit of truth with 90% lies so he gets to also be the extreme victim.

The tire arc is the best example. Kat gets a flat tire, then calls/texts DSP because she is far too fat/retarded to change a tire. Phil, being the eternal victim/scammer that he is, sees a perfect beg opportunity.
Say that people came by and magically stole one tire (which made zero sense because why would fat kat park in the no parking lines) then got scared and ran off. The tow truck story made no sense. The mall cop story made no sense outside of showing two retards how to change a tire.

It’s all just another work. He’s just far too stupid to mix up how he lies.
 
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Almighty Kevin said:
So he's just not gonna say what the Internet issue was huh? Most real and transparent streamer around dood.
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not enough nettech knowledge to fabricate a legit sounding issue.
i'm convinced that it was a minor issue that would ridicule his ginbrained existance if revealed.
if either of the statements above were different he would've been dickriding that story into the next week.

what is "negativity and toxicity" that he doesn't want to address, even supposed to mean in that context?
 
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So he's just not gonna say what the Internet issue was huh? Most real and transparent streamer around dood.
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Yeah that's crazy. He was in panic mode for two days and now he's mum on the subject?
This is the guy who will go into detail about EVERYTHING. From the way someone's hair is down to the way the person is dressed. Now? He got it fixed after 30 minutes. Sureeee
 
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Yeah, just catching up now and it seems like this was either a lie or the fix was so easy and brain dead that he's too embarrassed to talk about it.

I'm leaning more towards a lie since it apparently took an hour to fix this, going back and forth trying different things, then fixing it without knowing the root cause but also the fix is simple so if it happens again he can do it himself.
 
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