🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Rage Pig]

After his big minstrel show about porn more or less flopped, he's back on his killstream account, sperging.

 

[Elmo]

"The only person in the sector [sic] that gets regular pussy"

That regularly pays for* Fix'd.

 

[SargonF00t]

If this new babymomma isn't Elaine Miller I'm gonna fucking riot.

Ralph has told Elaine that the way to Joshie's heart, is for a girl to get impregnated by Ralph.

 

[Telemeter]

people can change their beliefs greatly, I personally have a lot over the years, however, it is clear with Ralph his changes are just superficial grifting at best and the schizophrenic backandforths of a madman at funniestworst

People do change, but that change comes with the experience that slowly chips away at the naivete of youth.

Since generally your parents take care of their children, you simply assume a higher authority figure is equally as benevolent to you. This goes on until you accept your first job offer, then wonder why you are only getting 2/3's of the agreed amount until you actually decide to take a close look at your payroll slips, then get your first house and discover property taxes exist, try to open a business and get flooded with fees and inspections.

Then you turn on the news and realize your politicians are basically living large on all the money that's being taken from you and you start to realize how the world actually works.

Ralph as none of that, none, it's all parroting talking points from people he had on when he was popular, the all of his problems are directly related to his own criminal and abusive behavior.

 

[Rage Pig]

Single ready to mingle

 

[Elmo]

Single ready to mingle
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Now go for a swim, Ralph. I bet you won't get that shirt wet.

 

[Fornicario]

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Now go for a swim, Ralph. I bet you won't get that shirt wet.

Shadows don't lie, Kang.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Single ready to mingle

Take off your shirt Ralph, you're at the beach.

 

[Lidl Drip]

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Now go for a swim, Ralph. I bet you won't get that shirt wet.

You can see his bellyflap outline and deflated titty outline also.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Even if I believed he was completely back on track, this simply proves that he was choosing to be a fat drunk waste of flesh until he was forced to look after himself.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

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Now go for a swim, Ralph. I bet you won't get that shirt wet.

The insecurity just drips off of him.
Spread your arms WIDER gunty, it'll make you seem less prey-like when the coyotes come rummaging around your hovel

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Now go for a swim, Ralph. I bet you won't get that shirt wet.

Ralph heading to Cancun while he can still take advantage of the off-season rates. I’m sure he’s hoping to meet other English speaking humans there taking advantage of the cheap hotels.

Not sure what the fuck he will be doing in Cancun if he’s sober. Maybe the hookers have off-season rates there too? Or maybe he paid for the boyfriend experience with a local Merida hooker and they are taking a weekend away.

Ralph cannot afford Cancun from late Nov till March when tourist season is in full swing, so this is last big trip till summer.

He was also a writer for the progressive blog site the Daily KOS and made several pro feminist comments in his time there. He somehow magically completely changed his entire worldview and politics when Gamergate happened. Then he found god when that became convenient for his image.

I think he’s so intellectually devoid and lacking morals he could be easily swayed into any opinion or political stance depending on what daddy was preaching it or if he thought spewing it could benefit him in any way.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Single ready to mingle
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Single and ready to mingle awkwardly hit on Mexican waitresses.
He really needs a Hawaiian shirt to match the ‘gross, divorced uncle’ vibe that he’s gonna be giving out.

 

[Um...]

What’s that pose supposed to convey, anyway? Sheer exuberance? Total triumph over the haters? His inspiring COMEBACK?

I don’t get it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This bitch is so thirsty for our approval that it’s getting hard to watch him perform. Imagine seeing his faggy fauxto-shoot in the wild.

Money for pointless travel but not to support his children? Yep, sounds like Ralph.

What’s that pose supposed to convey, anyway? Sheer exuberance? Total triumph over the haters? His inspiring COMEBACK?

I don’t get it.

It’s the same pose he did while getting his ass pounded on livestream in Portugal. He thinks it makes him look victorious lmao.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

What’s that pose supposed to convey, anyway? Sheer exuberance? Total triumph over the haters? His inspiring COMEBACK?

I don’t get it.

Ralph is white trash from Arkansas. Going to a beach, at the ocean not a lake, meant you were a big dawg wit $$$ in the trailer park.

He seriously thinks visiting a beach is some symbol of success. Behold the hood life! Ralph 100% believed all the beer ads he grew up watching in between WWE and Springer.

He goes to the only beach in Mexico favored by most middle class Americans, a tourist bubble created just for them in Mexico because he’s homesick.

He rarely visits the beaches near Merida that he kept bragging about living near. Nope he’s traveling four hours to Cancun. Maybe he’s got to use the airport there to travel for another court appearance?

I’d keep my security a little tighter this week if I was May just to be safe.

 

[Internet Inquisitor]

Single ready to mingle
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What’s that pose supposed to convey, anyway? Sheer exuberance? Total triumph over the haters? His inspiring COMEBACK?

I don’t get it.

It made me instantly think of the Faith+1 album cover when Cartman was grifting Christian rock

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

What’s that pose supposed to convey, anyway? Sheer exuberance? Total triumph over the haters? His inspiring COMEBACK?

I don’t get it.

Midget Starfish. It’s a very niche gay for pay market.

 

[Booby Jones]

Single ready to mingle
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Lichurally on his knees BEGGING for new pussy
Sad!

 

[Rage Pig]

The faggot did a full photo shoot, lmao. Imagine being a tourist watching this retard posing like an effeminate, mentally ill homo in front of his smartphone. Dreaming about the things you did in Cancun sounds like absolute nightmare material.