It's an expression of his quintessential fatness and midgetry. Because he is fat. And a midget.
Imagine being a normal person and you are walking on a beach and you see this midget-ass fat freak doing this shit. It would pretty much ruin your vacation.
A non-exhaustive list of things you can't even dream of doing in Mexico because you aren't the Ralphamale:
Lol, so Ralph is backpedaling on Metokur Fembot now? What the fuck is this? "I was linked a tweet by Gator" so you automatically believed it? What sort of retarded mental gymnas—you know what, forget it. I won't even bother. Ralph is a moron. Onwards and upwards with the ALL BY MYSELF inspirational photos, Ralph! You're totally not using your hands to hold your shirt in place to cover your meat apron.
Desperately simping for an ugly pedophile cunt like Meigh, complete with lonely beach fauxto-shoots and pretending to have a dinner companion, is definitely something normal people can’t imagine doing in Cancun. Ya got us there, Piggy!
I got a good laugh out of this. I never knew The Gunt appeared in all of these games.
They forgot about his appearance in 1993's SNES classic Battletoads in Battlemaniacs.
If you look at his left arm you can see how saggy the skin is. Man, he has the body of an deflated balloon. The horror these prostitutes must endure.
Between his looks and his rotten tampon breath, he’s definitely not able to afford quality escorts even in impoverished Mexico. He really should just move to Thailand already.
If I had to guess, Gator, it was probably YOU who spent money on hookers!
Ralph has been acting womanly for years and it’s only getting more egregious. Just troon out already, fatso.
I could honestly see hookers filing restraining orders as an upcoming evolutionary step for the Gunt.
