- Joined
- Feb 16, 2016
Ah yes, the quintessential dood, just hanging out, grillin', poppin' brewskis, admiring each other's slices of flesh-pizza hastily stitched to the mons.I hereby present to you a horrific creature courtesy of never drying milk source of r/phallo:
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The massive gut at least vaguely reminds me of some of the corpulent specimens of male-kind I've seen strolling along the beach without a shirt on, but just the gut, everything else is wrong.