Big ups Judgy returning, but yes this retard leaves his consoles and shit on, so he probably leaves this stuff on too. Got to wonder what his electric bills are like sometimes.
Khet needs to let him borrow a couple bras. Phil needs the support and he needs it now!
At this point, its probably quicker to list the people who aren't detractors in his piggy mind.
In fact, Phil did everything correct. The only problem is his lazy paypi- I mean fans, not donating enough to keep his gin topped off.
I have never seen someone get so many bad haircuts in a row.
I think Khet's bras might be too small for Phil's gouty gazungas.
Dood, you have to engage with Phil! Chat was dead and no one was talking to him. He doesn't know why, since he's enjoying the game.
Because Phil is an idiot
Bro call me old fashion, but i always found guys that dont go to a barber, to be fags. Like why would you go to a beauty salon for women, to get a haircut or a fade, when you can go to a barber shop. Has he ever given a reason as to why he doesnt go to a barber shop?
Counter theory: He and Kat have their hair done on the same day, at the same time in order to minimize time spent away from the safety of the snort fort.
Alan Wake is a game Dave enjoys, and is liked by most (at least the story aspect of the game). Yet, people are bored by the streams. You'd think he would grasp what the problem is eventually.
DSP's brain loop is unfortunately stuck at "Alan Wake is a cult classic that people love, I love Alan Wake, I stream Alan Wake and don't get da money, people say they are bored with the Alan Wake streams......hmm......well I have been around for 15 years so it's obviously not me because I'm awesome, so they must be mentally ill shitheads who don't appreciate gaming and can fuck off".
Because he leaves out the last bit of that statement. He is thin compared to his wife.
Hungover and fuck the Reacts channel in particular.
