Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Demonstrably Fine said:
I'm getting a lot of mixed messages here - can someone please once and for all confirm the status of Mr. Tomlinson's physique?
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Seeing him waddle out of the courtroom and down the hallway with the sheriff’s deputy on 8/24 was surreal. While he has all the psychological symptoms of short man syndrome, being 5’10” or so is the one thing he has going for him physically. Pat is extremely overweight and barely fit in that suit, with his gut hanging over his waistband the way you see it in his wedding photos and the pics of him at the Swingin’ Door Saloon. The suit pants were also a few inches too short, which obviously didn’t flatter his shape.

Pat had such an air of defeat about him and waddled so slowly that we thought maybe he’d been arrested and was simply not cuffed out of sympathy. A few minutes later we found out what had happened — that Pat had requested the deputy walk him to his car as he was afraid of Daniel Mullen and Andrew Nadolski. So either Pat always walks at a (very fat) snail’s pace or he was taking as much time as possible in the hope that Dan and Andrew would have time to leave the premises.

Either way, he was obese and terrified that day and remains so. It’s only on Twitter that Pat gets up the gumption to mouth off and play internet tough guy.

Pat hasn’t shared any full body pics since then and I seriously doubt he’s lost any weight. If I was betting money, I’d put it all on him having gained even more.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Seeing him waddle out of the courtroom and down the hallway with the sheriff’s deputy on 8/24 was surreal. While he has all the psychological symptoms of short man syndrome, being 5’10” or so is the one thing he has going for him physically. Pat is extremely overweight and barely fit in that suit, with his gut hanging over his waistband the way you see it in his wedding photos and the pics of him at the Swingin’ Door Saloon. The suit pants were also a few inches too short, which obviously didn’t flatter his shape.

Pat had such an air of defeat about him and waddled so slowly that we thought maybe he’d been arrested and was simply not cuffed out of sympathy. A few minutes later we found out what had happened — that Pat had requested the deputy walk him to his car as he was afraid of Daniel Mullen and Andrew Nadolski. So either Pat always walks at a (very fat) snail’s pace or he was taking as much time as possible in the hope that Dan and Andrew would have time to leave the premises.

Either way, he was obese and terrified that day and remains so. It’s only on Twitter that Pat gets up the gumption to mouth off and play internet tough guy.

Pat hasn’t shared any full body pics since then and I seriously doubt he’s lost any weight. If I was betting money, I’d put it all on him having gained even more.
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I thought it was estimated that his height was closer to 5’8”?

Still not a midget, but not a towering man like he claims to be.

He was visibly the shortest in that video of him arguing with police officers. Now of course police tend to be taller men, even if the height requirements have been removed, but with the fact that there were 6-7 of them, it’s more likely that if he was 5’10”, he would be on par with at least a couple of them.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
Somebody would make a statue of him, but it's impossible due to how corpulent he is.
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I've seen at least one attempt at capturing Patrick in statue form that comes close. I think it succinctly portrays his relationship with the local unhoused youths of socioeconomic colors, but it doesn't do his moobs justice.
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I do wonder if Pat actually has some kind of time frame in mind for when the stalker children will finally get to enjoy prison. Will he understand he looks silly in a few years, or will he just keep going?
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Welp, 3 years ago he told somebody it would be less than a year, less than a few months, in fact.

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I still don't understand what enjoy prison means. Does he think that the thousands and thousands of people who laugh at him are going to be rounded up at gunpoint and shipped off to WW2 Japanese Internment camps?
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He sincerely believes that people are criminally cyberstalking him and they'll all eventually be put in prison for this heinous crime. To the point where anyone who says anything against him gets labelled as a stalker. He's that delusional.
 
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I do wonder if Pat actually has some kind of time frame in mind for when the stalker children will finally get to enjoy prison. Will he understand he looks silly in a few years, or will he just keep going?
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There is no timeline. Patrick could be in a straightjacket and talking to himself in a padded wall and would be telling the voices in his head that they will enjoy prison. Its just a reflex at this point
 
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I do wonder if Pat actually has some kind of time frame in mind for when the stalker children will finally get to enjoy prison. Will he understand he looks silly in a few years, or will he just keep going?
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Two more weeks until the swamp is drained the stalker children enjoy prison!
 
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Duke Nukem said:
The guy is addicted to big brand beer and fried bar foods as well, so even if he can get a steady supply of 5.7 ammo for his PS90 he'd run out of breath in the first five minutes of a red vs. blue ground war. Fucking lol.
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Typical of fatty to have some meme gun you won't be able to get ammo for if you ever actually need it. Not that he can hit the broad side of a barn anyway.
 
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