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If it was a stationary, you can bet on it.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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Next WPIG episode should be interesting as they will plunge into Phil's stories about him telling how he lost every of his jobs. Too bad we never heard anything from his former cvolleagues but that is probably for the best
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It's either Comcast or the poor lady at Curls & Twirls.
A positive about being an unsocial hermit is you never get sick. But, when you do, it's probably going to be bad.
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Like some people here said, if he is thinking about streaming in the evening it can't be that bad (if he is sick at all).
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It's something bad if Phil breaks his autistic schedule. Maybe he's sick, team Divorce saga, tax guy attorney stuff, we'll never know.
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It definitely grew rarer around the time of the vest streak, but Phil used to reliably break his schedule to take an extra day off. IIRC, that's when he really started playing up the ear infections. His schedule autism mostly relates to outside things influencing his schedule, namely things he doesn't want to deal with, but he's perfectly fine changing his schedule to avoid playing games.
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Is he just going trough the "greatest hits of pitibucks" playlist for some quick cash?
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Days since Phil has cried on livestream: 0
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Lol, Phil says that he used to cry at video games all the time back in his Youtube legacy days, but he just cut these moments of out the videos. I hope he dies.
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Of all the things Dave gets emotional about, it's throwaway side filler in Spiderman.
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It sounds like he’s faking it so bad.
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You're not getting this emotional at games, Phil. You took half a day and then come back and cry at fucking Spiderman of all things, just come clean and tell us what is going on.
So we can laugh at it.
So we can laugh at it.
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Phil's announcing he has a chill sounds like he's trying to convince his mom he needs to stay home from school. Absolutely pathetic.
Haseo bought the act at least, throwing Phil some pitybucks.
Haseo bought the act at least, throwing Phil some pitybucks.
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If only Phil could get really sick, and the only cure would be a self-administered bullet.
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both times phil has cried in spiderman it was about some old guy saying his wife is dead. This second time the guy said he was fired and lost his place in the world for a while. Hitting a little too close to home for the little snortpig. Kats not dead! I hear you say, well its less that he has a dead wife and more that he realised, probably after leana left him that he is not sexually attracted to women. A dead wife in a game triggers his own self mourning of his non heterosexuality because Phils the basic bitch trope of a raised catholic closeted homophobe. That's why having a wife and family is important for his self image as a mature adult because thats all hes been taught about it means to be a real man.
It's also for attention because theres a zombie holgan he needs money to gamble for
It's also for attention because theres a zombie holgan he needs money to gamble for
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This isnt Arfax drowning in the depression quicksand in Never Ending Story. This isn't Travis Coates shooting Ol Yeller. Hell it's not even The Tragedy of Julius Caesar. It's a bog standard story where a guy loses his wife wrapped in a comic book. What the fuck is his malfunction??
And again. He personally knew Floe and felt no emotion over his passing. Meanwhile a random black guy says "muh wife died and I feed pigeons" has him in tears?
Are you fucking kidding?
To be fair there was one video where it sounds like he tears up but fuck me. If a game is causing you this much grief I would reccomend dropping it and playing something else. Or seek help and figure out why it fucks you up this much.
This isnt Arfax drowning in the depression quicksand in Never Ending Story. This isn't Travis Coates shooting Ol Yeller. Hell it's not even The Tragedy of Julius Caesar. It's a bog standard story where a guy loses his wife wrapped in a comic book. What the fuck is his malfunction??
And again. He personally knew Floe and felt no emotion over his passing. Meanwhile a random black guy says "muh wife died and I feed pigeons" has him in tears?
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As much as I hate to wish bad fortune on others, I'd be lying if I didn't say I'd love to see DSP get sick for real. Something serious that could seriously hinder his ability to stream or just drain all of his money so he doesn't have any more funbux for gachas. The man has never had to suffer real hardship in his life, never has to deal with the consequences of his actions, and it's very frustrating when better people with friends and family who actually love them get dealt far shittier hands in life.
Call me MATI but I find it harder and harder to watch videos about Phil because it just feels like karma is never going to catch up with him.
Call me MATI but I find it harder and harder to watch videos about Phil because it just feels like karma is never going to catch up with him.
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Dave and Linda showed up unannounced to stage an intervention and now he's got "chills" as they root around his house behind da scenes and give Kat a stern authentic italian talking to for being his fat enabler. 
Too dramatic? Yep they've probably washed their hands of him already.. now the two spidermen are his parental unit.
Too dramatic? Yep they've probably washed their hands of him already.. now the two spidermen are his parental unit.
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