DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

It's rare for him to be sick. As if the last streaming days haven't shown that he has a cold with all those throat clears and snorts. Or were those his usual ticks?

 

[Piece of Peace]

Ah yes one of those cold viruses that only lasts half a day.

 

[Guenther Steiner]

Ah yes one of those cold viruses that only lasts half a day.

Can't wait 'til he's overly obnoxious with the throat clearing and snorting even more than usual to "sell" it to the dents. "Ahm so sick doods, but I'm powering through it to bring you khantent. Now guys...."

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

What are the odds of him blaming the Comcast worker for getting him sick?

 

[Crooked 16th]

Every day we get closer and closer to emergency fundraiser streams making a comeback

 

[PetiteDragon43]

The internet scam is the same as any other emergency bullshit: a tiny bit of truth with 90% lies so he gets to also be the extreme victim.

The tire arc is the best example. Kat gets a flat tire, then calls/texts DSP because she is far too fat/retarded to change a tire. Phil, being the eternal victim/scammer that he is, sees a perfect beg opportunity.
Say that people came by and magically stole one tire (which made zero sense because why would fat kat park in the no parking lines) then got scared and ran off. The tow truck story made no sense. The mall cop story made no sense outside of showing two retards how to change a tire.

It’s all just another work. He’s just far too stupid to mix up how he lies.

oh fuck. I forgot the tire shit was this year. Whoever said watching DSP is a slow burn that builds up over time was correct. So much shit this year.

 

[DeeTracktor]

I wish we had some sort of drama after he overpsent on champions chart.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Ah yes one of those cold viruses that only lasts half a day.

Which is absolute bullshit. Whatever bug has been going around my area this year has been a lot stronger than just a cold. I was on my ass for over a week with a bronchitis/pneumonia/almost COVID bout with a lingering cough for several weeks.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

He's an actual lunatic

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a rock opera with actual gameplay in it. oh you mean holding up for 20 minutes. alan woke 2 is shit and i loved alan wake 1

 

[Freebird]

I hope Khet can enjoy her day off and doesn't have to interrupt her Skyrim gameplay session to remind DSP that he has to start making dinner.

 

[Comma]

I can already hear the constant guilt-tripping in the coming five days about him missing MULTIPLE streams this past week.

 

[Balr0g]

I can already hear the constant guilt-tripping in the coming five days about him missing MULTIPLE streams this past week.

Oh god. and if he doesn't hit the goals do you think we will get "vest streak ending" sad Phil for over half an hour?

 

[Kiwi Andy]

NOT A CLOWN

All of this makes him look like a sped but what ultimately makes it are his exceptionally retarded head phones.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

It's rare for him to be sick. As if the last streaming days haven't shown that he has a cold with all those throat clears and snorts. Or were those his usual ticks?

It's gotta be something really bad because usually he would come on stream (heh) and stick a cough drop in his mouth. He would even get up every five seconds to blow his nose. That's if he's even sick at all. I'm telling you, i've never laid eyes on anyone less trustworthy.

 

[hector85]

What are the odds of him blaming the Comcast worker for getting him sick?

would be funny if he did get one of those super covid variants from the comcast tech. doubt hes been keeping up with the boosters or updated 5G shots.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

oh fuck. I forgot the tire shit was this year. Whoever said watching DSP is a slow burn that builds up over time was correct. So much shit this year.

Too bad Secret Limited got bullied off Youtube. His 2023 Top DSP moments would have been hilarious; the SS Interview would need a video all on its own.

 

[JamFlowMan]

DSP's brain loop is unfortunately stuck at "Alan Wake is a cult classic that people love, I love Alan Wake, I stream Alan Wake and don't get da money, people say they are bored with the Alan Wake streams......hmm......well I have been around for 15 years so it's obviously not me because I'm awesome, so they must be mentally ill shitheads who don't appreciate gaming and can fuck off".

The truth is his brain is stuck at "The original Alan Wake was a playthrough that did well for me over a decade ago so this one should do the same."

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Too bad Secret Limited got bullied off Youtube. His 2023 Top DSP moments would have been hilarious; the SS Interview would need a video all on its own.

I'm sure Agent Proper will do his best and we'll still get some kwality kahntent.

 

[Chef Autism]

NOT A CLOWN
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All of this makes him look like a sped but what ultimately makes it are his exceptionally retarded head phones.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

NOT A CLOWN
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All of this makes him look like a sped but what ultimately makes it are his exceptionally retarded head phones.

Is he trying to look like Ali G?