Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
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basically they just want thousands of viewers and donos while being complete degenerates and their already stablished audience doesn't want that.
I also have a new theory that perhaps they both prefer (even if subconsciously) focusing on online drama as a diversion from the actual emergencies happening in their private lives. Where no drama exists, they’ll create it. That’s how a pussy handles life. Well, that and addictions.
 
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What is redeem? Can you tell me what redeem is?

Nick is past the point of pulling up. Even if he "redeems" himself, what is the quantifier that he has "redeemed" himself?
Nick can no longer give law and lawyer explanations/analysis, because he has been exposed to be a really shitty non-practicing lawyer, never stepped a foot inside a courthouse. who in the right mind listens to a lawyer like that.
Nicky can't parade himself as a christian trad-dad, he has been going on streams naked and saying he wants to build a sex dungeon beside his kids' room.
Nick now only insert himself to dramas that he has no business with other than chasing clout, drinking on streams for viewers amusement
Nick at this point can only stop or slow down the rot, but he can never redeem himself.

So, yeah, pray tell us what is your idea of a "redeemed" Nick
Everyone can have a redemption arc, just does he want to, is the real question.
 
What is redeem? Can you tell me what redeem is

Everyone can have a redemption arc, just does he want to, is the real question.

Much like how rock bottom is a myth, the point where redemption is impossible is also a myth. True redemption is not a state one seeks to achieve, but a reframing of one’s state of mind: that one’s actions have been unacceptable, and what actions to take to rectify as possible and to maintain a proper course in life. One cannot seek redemption from an individual (though it could be argued that God grants redemption, that is between the subject and God), but must act as though they can.
 
Why do you people keep talking about Mormonism? This is a Nick Rekeita thread. There is no place for religion here.
Nick's still redeemable
The X is worn off my keyboard.
Also, Americans love comebacks.
I prefer routs. Routs are funny. Troon Nick getting banged in the Neo Vagina by Drexel on Chaturbate for tree fiddy would be pretty funny.
I still argue also this is all mid-life crisis and after he kills someone in a DUI he will finally snap out of it.
That's where I'm thinking this will end up. It's not all bad through. Imagine a Nick Rekieta/Darrel Brooks prison team up.
 
This is a Nick Rekeita thread. There is no place for religion here.
My brother in Christ, have you not seen the video?

Rekieta needs a exorcist like nobody else I've ever seen. This thread involves demonic forces from the ninth circle itself.

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Much like how rock bottom is a myth, the point where redemption is impossible is also a myth. True redemption is not a state one seeks to achieve, but a reframing of one’s state of mind: that one’s actions have been unacceptable, and what actions to take to rectify as possible and to maintain a proper course in life. One cannot seek redemption from an individual (though it could be argued that God grants redemption, that is between the subject and God), but must act as though they can.
That got deep fast. You're exactly right when discussing what deep, intrinsic redemption should be.

When I mention redemption, I'm off-handedly thinking of about 8 streamers and 15 actors/musicians/sports stars who have fallen on the sword, taken "responsibility" (at least in a PR sense), and maintained enough of their fan base to continue.

Would Nick's apology look like Colleen Ballinger's ukulele song? Probably - yet not as entertaining. But even Ballinger will be back soon, courting 1/3 of her fanbase and another 1/3 who will hate-watch. Trisha Paytas has survived which is remarkable to literally everyone. And, speaking of pedo issues, James Charles is doing just fine.
Edit: Spelling of Ballinger.
 
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Nick will be interviewed next Thursday by Stuttering Craig of Screwattack efame on his Side Scrollers podcast. I'd say it could be good given their DSP interview but that is a far cry from their recent ones. They all seem to be softball interviews with "friendly" guests and they don't even read superchats to the guest.
It will be interesting to see if he seethes about Null or the farms to Craig.
 
What is the proper end goal for a lolcow? To redeem themselves and become better or to burn out in spectacular fashion? The last few pages make me wonder this. If Nick quit drinking, admitted to being a retard about stuff, and got back to "old Nick" would he be redeemed or would we still cheer for him to fail? I genuinely used to semi-look up to the guy before a lot of this shit came out. I mean there was a period where he basically just talked about what it was like to be a professional, be a man, and have family/christian values and suddenly now he's an alcoholic cuck with no redeeming qualities. Strange downfall.
What is the proper end for a lolcow?

In a word: disappear. This can be accomplished through staying offline, being ignored due to irrelevance, or even death. Logging off would be decided by the cow. Being ignored is decided by others. Death can be a mixture of the two (decided by oneself/others) and is an inevitability in itself.

The legacy lingers after the disappearance though, regardless of how it happens. Even Pad's legacy is defined by being a man who wanted to be a feminine hygiene product. The bar for improvement there is incredibly low, and well-wishers will have to take what they can get to the point that not knowing how he is currently doing might even be preferable.

The response to Nick acknowledging his failings would vary depending on whether the observer believes that Nick was always this way or if they believe Nick has changed. Someone who thinks old Nick was a mask will not be comforted by Nick simply donning a new one. That said, there are people who find comfort in ignorance, though they usually get what they have coming to them...

The people who think Nick has changed over time have evidently accepted the premise that Nick can change and will at least be more willing to engage with the Nick they are currently presented with, though the question at this point is not if but when Nick has truly changed. Hopefully these people can recognize such a change when they see it.

In either case, blind eyes being turned to Nick have also figured big into this, and now that many of these eyes have been opened, well, some things can't be unseen. Also, keep in mind that Nick has been going to gay bars with Kayla since college and actively discussed this on a stream with Drexel. Also, Nick was pretty sloppy about his degeneracy depending on the company he kept. Compare his Drexel streams with this one he did with Christian homeschoolers in 2022 with no curse words in it.

Functionally impossible without repentance. Unfortunately, the term "redemption" has been colloquially and functionally reduced to mean "favored" (as in one becoming redeemed in the eyes of the public meaning they regain their favor). More to be said, but I will forgo a lengthy description at this time and merely say that redemption requires moral accountability and repentance. This is more than just a self-serving apology and an attempt at burying the past, but rather a means of making an account for it.

Nick does want to be favored/liked, but Nick does not seem prepared for the path to redemption.

Apart from the odd emotional outburst, a lot of the cheering for Nick to fail can be interpreted as an attempted (and at times tongue-in-cheek) wakeup call for Nick. Much of these "cheers" are descriptions of the natural outworking of drinking heavily, unsafe driving, burning bridges with friends/colleagues, getting into idiotic and expensive lawsuits, and so on.

Nick would be failing even if there were no one telling him to do so. Also possible that Nick might even be failing harder than he is now if there was no one calling him out on his idiocy.

It could also be argued that the person working the hardest to make Nick fail is Nick himself. Such is the way of the lolcow.

On a personal note, Nick's success or failure are of no consequence to me. Nick is nothing more than a hobby as I pass the time with you lot. It has been a sincere pleasure, by the way.
 
My brother in Christ, have you not seen the video?

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Someone should send Nick the Naturom Demonto. It would be super useful to the Sonichu demon.
 
What is the proper end goal for a lolcow? To redeem themselves and become better or to burn out in spectacular fashion? The last few pages make me wonder this. If Nick quit drinking, admitted to being a retard about stuff, and got back to "old Nick" would he be redeemed or would we still cheer for him to fail? I genuinely used to semi-look up to the guy before a lot of this shit came out. I mean there was a period where he basically just talked about what it was like to be a professional, be a man, and have family/christian values and suddenly now he's an alcoholic cuck with no redeeming qualities. Strange downfall.
When people stop caring and they lolcow themselves into obscurity.
 
Their beliefs are no weirder than those of any other religion. And they come knocking far less than the Jehovah's Witness crowd, so that's a point in their favour.

They really are once you learn more about them. But it's probably best not to derail the thread w/ the mormon talk. Funny you mention Hubard, he got his ideas on how to run the xenu fan club from mormonism.

As for Nick being redeamable, how could anyone trust it? Member, he was always like this, apparently. I'm surely not the only one who can't stand his shows at this point even when he's portraying, or attempting to, "Old Nick". Fool me once and all that.
 
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Also, Americans love comebacks.
The Farms loves redemption arcs as much as anybody else, but that usually entails the person making some effort to redeem themselves. Which I don't think Nick is capable of at this point. He refuses to concede he even has problems. Addiction is a hell of a thing.

Also, recognized redemption arcs on KF are pretty fucking rare in general. I've seen it maybe twice in my six plus years here. One of them was some guy King of Pol had issues with, and arguably never should have had a thread in the first place (his thread has since been locked, and he's actually a good poster).

One of the traits of a lolcow is that they usually ignore good advice and keep on mooing. That's been pretty consistent across the board. I don't have much hope for Rekieta at this point. Sorry.
 
As for Nick being redeamable, how could anyone trust it? Member, he was always like this, apparently. I'm surely not the only one who can't stand his shows at this point even when he's portraying, or attempting to, "Old Nick". Fool me once and all that.
I have to say, after watching some of his old shows again, I think Nick was this degenerate all along. His confidence just grew over the years and he was finally willing to say it after "the worst day" and Hedonism.

at around 1:36:30
By the way, has anyone checked chaturbate in case Nick has videos there
*Edit forgot source
 
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Did the Rumble freedom reduce his filter to the point that his only capacity for jokes anymore is Racism Bits ™️ since they're soooo edgy and edgy = funny?
That's a genuine possibility. I can't think of any comedy where I've watched an MPAA rated version, even if it was just a PG13, and then an uncensored/director's cut later on and found the uncensored version better. There's definitely something to working within certain constraints that really helps to get the noggin joggin'
To quote a bald guy with a sword

"It's better to burn out than to fade away"
To quote a balding guy with a balldo

"No more peaceful sunsets, only violent, bloody, immediate nightfalls"
 
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