Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Swole McPole]

He admits he "un-teaches" his children what they learn in Church, he doesn't believe in the Divinity of Christ, he doesn't uphold the tenets in his life or observe the seasonal celebrations beyond the contemporary consumerist bullshit like Christmas, he advocates openly for sinful conduct... it feels like he's a "Christian" in the same way Chris Chan is a "woman." Because he says so.

My money is on his in-laws realizing Rekieta has these issues and staged some kind of intervention, leading to that whole 'worst day of my life' issue.

I'm guessing they attempted to bring him back to the flock and he just told them to suck his balldo.

(Edit: I see @Balldo's Gate reached the same conclusion.)

Yes, Mormons are weird, but mostly nice.

Their beliefs are no weirder than those of any other religion. And they come knocking far less than the Jehovah's Witness crowd, so that's a point in their favour.

My issue with them is that they're such obvious suckers. If your religion started 2000 years ago, it's origins are lost in the mists of time. Who knows what could have been true then? But when it's founded by some 19th Century equivalent of L. Ron Hubbard and the circumstances of the fraud are at least as well documented as those of Scientology, you've got to be a bit of a dimwit to believe that that stuff is literally true.

 

[Geared Chris]

No, he can't keep flailing like this. It can get worse.

What is the proper end goal for a lolcow? To redeem themselves and become better or to burn out in spectacular fashion? The last few pages make me wonder this. If Nick quit drinking, admitted to being a retard about stuff, and got back to "old Nick" would he be redeemed or would we still cheer for him to fail? I genuinely used to semi-look up to the guy before a lot of this shit came out. I mean there was a period where he basically just talked about what it was like to be a professional, be a man, and have family/christian values and suddenly now he's an alcoholic cuck with no redeeming qualities. Strange downfall.

The Kiwi joke would be 'let him burn so we can laugh' but I'm not sure that's actually true for most, including Null for Nick.

I recently got all rainbow reactions and a hard 'disagree' from SpadedDave for arguing that Nick's still redeemable, but I stand by it. Nick's not nearly at Ethan Ralph's crash/burn level and never will be. Despite the hyperbole of divorce, sex tapes, jail time, swinging evidence, etc. - that's not happening. Nick's got too much to lose and a solid support system.

YET, we all seem to agree on one point: He's incapable of self-reflection while being a rote addict. Until Nick learns to stop howling at the wind and creating needless fights in every corner of the Internet - clearly fueled by his alcoholism - he'll simply exist as he does today, a normie successful streamer; a dying star who might have shined bright. (Okay, I'm gonna vomit at myself.)

Also, Americans love comebacks.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

The Kiwi joke would be 'let him burn so we can laugh' but I'm not sure that's actually true for most, including Null for Nick.

I recently got all rainbow reactions and a hard 'disagree' from SpadedDave for arguing that Nick's still redeemable, but I stand by it. Nick's not nearly at Ethan Ralph's crash/burn level and never will be. Despite the hyperbole of divorce, sex tapes, jail time, swinging evidence, etc. - that's not happening. Nick's got too much to lose and a solid support system.

YET, we all seem to agree on one point: He's incapable of self-reflection while being a rote addict. Until Nick learns to stop howling at the wind and creating needless fights in every corner of the Internet - clearly fueled by his alcoholism - he'll simply exist as he does today, a normie successful streamer; a dying star who might have shined bright. (Okay, I'm gonna vomit at myself.)

Also, Americans love comebacks.

I still argue also this is all mid-life crisis and after he kills someone in a DUI he will finally snap out of it.

 

[SargonF00t]

The Kiwi joke would be 'let him burn so we can laugh' but I'm not sure that's actually true for most, including Null for Nick.

I recently got all rainbow reactions and a hard 'disagree' from SpadedDave for arguing that Nick's still redeemable, but I stand by it. Nick's not nearly at Ethan Ralph's crash/burn level and never will be. Despite the hyperbole of divorce, sex tapes, jail time, swinging evidence, etc. - that's not happening. Nick's got too much to lose and a solid support system.

I think the issue people had was not that Nick could be redeemable, but that Nick could help out Null with the site's legalish problems.

Nick has never been a good enough lawyer to be of great assistance and now that he is non-practicing, it's even worse.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

You can't really ever go back. At least go back to the way things used to be. Put you sort of just hope for a redemption arc or to at the very least stop fucking up on a regular basis so people get bored and move onto the next person. That might be the eventual fate, but there's no telling whether that will happen in two months or two years.

Apathy is Nick's greatest enemy at this point. At some point, even the hate watchers stop caring.

There's no going back from associating yourself with a pedophile.

I'm starting to see this sentiment in a lot of other lawtube channels' chats. If Balldoman comes up, people are starting to ask for strong disavows. That's creating the schism in lawtube that is starting to come out visibly in say, Legal Mindset calling Nick out on his shit.

It reminds me of how Nick says he will never change, even if it means streaming to an audience of zero. However, I don't think he's considered that instead it's more likely he'll have an audience of hundreds to thousands watching him out of contempt a la DarkSydePhil or WingsofRedemption

I ultimately see a Matt Jarbo future for Nick. People stop caring and stop watching, even stop hate watching. Good thing Nick drives around a lot, because it's possible that UberEats is in his future. All hail, the Boulder King and the Balldo Queen!

Edit: this assumes he doesn't wrap the Balldo-mobile around a tree (2nd most likely) or that he drowns in his hot tub (most likely).

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

The fact that that is one drink off of my guess pretty much clenches it for me then.

Knowing that, I feel like I'll need to clarify it when I go to the doctor now. I have actually 1-2 drinks on the 4th/new years and basically don't drink otherwise but I don't know how to say it without incriminating myself lol

I just say I drink a max of 5 times a year because I hate being drunk, seems to work.

 

[feral cat #6385]

They almost didn't have an open casket, the funeral home had to rebuild his damn face.

Imagine how hard it would be to rebuild that nose.

What is the proper end goal for a lolcow? To redeem themselves and become better or to burn out in spectacular fashion?

Becoming Trans, Destitution, homelessness and an amusing death.

 

[P5Fever]

Say what you will about the Mormons, but they might be onto something with no alcohol rule of theirs. Hell seeing Nick myself and what he turned into unironically turned me off to a lot of alcoholic beverages. I now only drink a little at holidays. May the Sonichu demon never touch me I hope.

 

[Geared Chris]

Say what you will about the Mormons, but they might be onto something with no alcohol rule of theirs. Hell seeing Nick myself and what he turned into unironically turned me off to a lot of alcoholic beverages. I now only drink a little at holidays. May the Sonichu demon never touch me I hope.

I believe it's confirmed that Utah has among the highest per capita abuse of psychotropic Rxes - that is, it's fine if prescribed by a doctor. I was not surprised when Himedall once reported that Sally78 was coaching Locals on how to fake symptoms in order to get Xanax. Cosmetic surgery is up there too. The Mormon sugar addiction is also nothing to joke about. But, yes, they're very nice and pretty people. The moms had awesome after-school snacks.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

The Kiwi joke would be 'let him burn so we can laugh' but I'm not sure that's actually true for most, including Null for Nick.

I recently got all rainbow reactions and a hard 'disagree' from SpadedDave for arguing that Nick's still redeemable, but I stand by it. Nick's not nearly at Ethan Ralph's crash/burn level and never will be. Despite the hyperbole of divorce, sex tapes, jail time, swinging evidence, etc. - that's not happening. Nick's got too much to lose and a solid support system.

YET, we all seem to agree on one point: He's incapable of self-reflection while being a rote addict. Until Nick learns to stop howling at the wind and creating needless fights in every corner of the Internet - clearly fueled by his alcoholism - he'll simply exist as he does today, a normie successful streamer; a dying star who might have shined bright. (Okay, I'm gonna vomit at myself.)

Also, Americans love comebacks.

I think more than a few people would rally behind a genuine redemption arc. Look how many people were cheering on Ralph when he declared his Rage Pig Crusade on Fuentes.

But the key phrase here is "genuine". In the very unlikely instance that Nick goes through the necessary steps to redeem himself very few of us will believe it. I still would rather see Nick have a dramatic/miraculous conversion, but I'll watch what happens and laugh at what's funny regardless.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

PPP originated that theory. I do not believe PPP can prove his theory.

IIRC, PPP claimed Nick wore a Balldo to his standup set, not that he was stuffing his pants with a sock.

By his logic, police and prosecutors could be consumers of CSAM under the guise or building a criminal case against somebody. Presumably they have access to the uncensored images. I think they kinda have too. It's called evidence.

There were some news a few years back that the Australian police was actually running the world's biggest CSAM server for almost a year because at the time, the Australian police was allowed to commit crimes in course of investigation.

Well, he's also good pals with a guy that waits until an 18th birthday to swoop in.

Like his another good friend Vito said, we know it's a no-no to do illegal things.

He calls himself a 'bad Christian' as if that absolved him of any judgement. He is definitely pretending.

There's a relevant work of literature on the subject: Legend of the Holy Drinker by Joseph Roth. It's a story of a homeless alcoholic who once borrowed some cash and is still trying to repay it, but his alcoholism is so bad he never manages it. He dies, but is saved from his sins because he never gave up on sincerely trying to do what's right instead of just calling himself bad and giving up like Nick. It's also written by a Jew to make Nick's failure even more obvious.

It's not even a question of winning or losing at this point, I can't even comprehend how he can really afford his current legal team all the way through discovery and trial unless his Rumble deal is nonsensically large.

I'm guessing is that he's hoping Randazza will succeed in getting out of state Anti-SLAPP applied (doubtful) and that he will then get the case dismissed using that Anti-SLAPP (also doubtful) and so Nick will get his attorney fees paid by Monty (doubtful he can afford that). IIRC, Anti-SLAPP dismissal is the only case where he'd be guaranteed to be awarded attorney fees. Or he's trying to get Monty to run out of money for the lawsuit before he himself does (stupid considering who is his attorney).

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Say what you will about the Mormons, but they might be onto something with no alcohol rule of theirs. Hell seeing Nick myself and what he turned into unironically turned me off to a lot of alcoholic beverages. I now only drink a little at holidays. May the Sonichu demon never touch me I hope.

Every time I've seen someone go down hill like that it's almost always been hard liquor. I'm sure you can become addicted to drinking beer too but it's always those guys with varied opinions on quality hard liquor that end up doing the most retarded shit. I don't really drink a lot of the hard stuff so I have a hard time figuring out exactly how much Rackets really drinks so I asked chatGPT. Used Miller Light because that's pretty common and Makers Mark because of it's historic relationship with retarded alcoholics.



Lets assume he polishes off a single bottle in a 4 hour stream. That's 24 god damn beers. That's the pack of beers you buy to bring to a party for everyone to enjoy. Kind of puts it into perspective.

 

[Harm]

Like his another good friend Vito said, we know it's a no-no to do illegal things.

Still makes my skin crawl reading that line from him. Mind you, he said breaking "the current laws" which has even more sinister implications. Ghoulish.

 

[waffle]

Maybe Null and Mick Lasigna should do a podcast together to compare notes on getting burned by Nicholas the red nose lawyer? I bet they'd have surprisingly good chemistry.

 

[AnOminous]

People liked him mainly because of the content he covered, and he put up a conservative front that resonated with people sick and tired of most streamers being degenerate weirdos. Without either of those, his content is shit, and he is shit.

Thing is, there is no shortage of degenerate weirdoes and many of them are even more amusing cows than Nick. He turned from something uncommon that there was low supply of, therefore there was demand for it, into a common pleb-tier loser nobody needs for anything. You can find Balldo Man-tier degeneracy anywhere.

 

[Slur Generator]

My money is on his in-laws realizing Rekieta has these issues and staged some kind of intervention, leading to that whole 'worst day of my life' issue.

I'm guessing they attempted to bring him back to the flock and he just told them to suck his balldo.

(Edit: I see @Balldo's Gate reached the same conclusion.)



Their beliefs are no weirder than those of any other religion. And they come knocking far less than the Jehovah's Witness crowd, so that's a point in their favour.

My issue with them is that they're such obvious suckers. If your religion started 2000 years ago, it's origins are lost in the mists of time. Who knows what could have been true then? But when it's founded by some 19th Century equivalent of L. Ron Hubbard and the circumstances of the fraud are at least as well documented as those of Scientology, you've got to be a bit of a dimwit to believe that that stuff is literally true.

Im convinced that the guys only get into it because its polygamous Christianity.

 

[AnOminous]

And he will somehow be able to argue for a summary judgement for reasons and win.

Winning a summary judgment after potentially extensive and expensive discovery is not really much of a win, even though it's better than going through a jury trial. Since he's not made of Musk money, an actual trial would be painful even if he won that. And of course there's always the possibility of actually losing and getting slapped with punitive damages 2x-3x actual damages (or conceivably more although I think there's a cap).

 

[Neetorino]

The paradox is that for a lolcow to "get better," they almost always have to disconnect completely from their online presence and go through personal growth without their observers even being aware. If they "get better," it can't be motivated by the desire to change how they're being perceived or else they're not addressing the root of their psychological issues. Those changes will only stick so long as they're being validated. Once that slips, it's back to the bottle and back to defending pedophiles on Twitter.

I think a good example of this would be Pads, they guy who thought he was a trans-pad. After the chromosomal disorder was discovered and he got treated, he disconnected completely and as far as anyone knows has no plan to come back.

Also, Nick loves cum-backs.

FTFY. Also yes, I'd like to see him get better, mostly for the sake of his family, but I have zero expectations he will. In fact, I think he's sitting in the thread right now, getting ready to send himself screenshots to post on Twitter of those damn Karen Farmers and their "concern trolling".

But the key phrase here is "genuine". In the very unlikely instance that Nick goes through the necessary steps to redeem himself very few of us will believe it. I still would rather see Nick have a dramatic/miraculous conversion, but I'll watch what happens and laugh at what's funny regardless.

Also very much this issue, he said multiple times he'd be fixing his shit, but instead of changing the Friday streams, he just killed the stream entirely and joins Xia or Coomalot instead. He's capable of coming close to pulling up, but because he doesn't want to he won't stabilize and goes back to nosediving.

 

[Kit Marz]

Well, as I understand, Mormons believe Jesus had some sort of divinity but is like rank below God.

I am a Mormon and we absolutely believe in the divinity of Christ. Where people get caught up about us is that we believe that The Father, The Son, and the Holy Spirit are three distinct, but equal beings, instead of one entity. We believe that Christ is the literal and only begotten Son of God. We do not believe that Christ is lesser as a result, as all three are one in purpose.

 

[AnOminous]

It reminds me of how Nick says he will never change, even if it means streaming to an audience of zero.

That may be one of the most buttfuck retarded things this moron has said. Why the fuck would you do that? At that point put the mike down. It's over idiot.