Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

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mrpissfaceman said:
Shit like this is why I can never really find justification for anything people do to Daniel. Like, obviously he's a shitty person/pedophile/danger to himself and others, but at the end of the day he is an obviously EXTREMELY mentally ill homeless man who very obviously has the mind of a child. This is evident in literally everything he does online, he has the mentality of someone disconnected from reality altogether who has no idea how the world actually works, and I think that the people who take advantage of that are really fucked up.

Like, it's one thing to watch his actions from afar, it's another thing to have created an entire behind the scenes group dedicated to fucking with him in real life, while also financially enabling him/feeding into his delusions just enough to keep him dependant on you, and keeping him buying every piece of bullshit info you throw at him. It's like the Chris trolling of the late 2000s on a larger and more organized scale.

I don't feel sympathy for Daniel as most of the shit he's currently facing are the consequences of his own actions, but I do pity him. At this point the Daniel Larson "community" is nothing more than a bunch of hormone filled adolescents bullying and projecting their anger onto a deranged homeless man, and I find it increasingly harder to find the humor in it at all.
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I Agree, at first I laughed at his rotten hair looking like a 40´s sitcom crazy dude , but at the end, this man is a low IQ schizophrenic who just got abandoned and mocked by the people he thinks that are his friends, this is straight up bulliyng and kinda a sociopathic behavior, fuck those assholes forever
 
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Daniel apparently got in trouble with what looks to be a manager at some place who threatened him with trespass while telling him to wait for police, After a couple minutes the manager leaves and Daniel stares at a trash bin the rest of the time which sums up the situation pretty well.
 
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KLANSMANE said:
I think Daniel is the most tweaker-looking sober individual I have ever seen. It's almost hard to believe.
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He looks like a typical boulder homeless, haircut included. It’s wild and sad that it’s NOT drugs.
He better find a spot for the weekend because there’s about to be up to 9 inches of snow by Sunday.

ETA: @Sicko Hunter
He needs to get the fuck out of boulder, or join up with with a homeless trustafarian, fucked up rich kids are not the answer.
 
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RE: the haircut thing does anyone else find it so weird how eager these zoomer kids are to go fuck with this guy who is a schizophrenic pedophile in person? Like you know this guy is a mentally unstable manchild who doesn't shower and wants to fuck kids but you are totally fine taking a photo with him? What the fuck?
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
RE: the haircut thing does anyone else find it so weird how eager these zoomer kids are to go fuck with this guy who is a schizophrenic pedophile in person? Like you know this guy is a mentally unstable manchild who doesn't shower and wants to fuck kids but you are totally fine taking a photo with him? What the fuck?
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He's the tiktok zoomer cow, and he's a celebrity because of it. It's like how kids like bluespike fucked with Chris at the beginning.
Except there are more eyes on Daniel, and more bluespike-like idiot kids.
 
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Nod Flenders said:
Knowing how mentally unstable Daniel is, I wouldn't be shocked if he ends up snapping and going IRL GTA.
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I don't think you can be killed by punching yourself in GTA.

Unless he stumbles upon some gun left somewhere by some drunk Colorado hillbilly I doubt that's gonna happen.

Even if he did managed to shoot a gun and hit someone, he'd probably break down and start crying like a child.

Danny Boy has plenty of problems but random acts of violence against strangers is not something I think he would do. The only person who is in danger is probably Bob but once again, this is fucking Daniel Larson here. All Bob has to do is ignore the guy and that's the end of it.
 
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Am I the only one who thinks Daniel Larson is unintentionally funnier than Chris Chan currently? I felt like Chris Chan trolling was at it's peak in the late 2000s but then slowly got boring once he trooned out. Daniel meanwhile is just a full blown autist who posts and says crazy shit without realizing it's insane. Especially the one Tik Tok where he was claiming to have a sex party with multiple celebrities.

I feel like he earns the title of "King Lolcow" for zoomers as Chris was for Millennials
 
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Poxy Fuckwit said:
Am I the only one who thinks Daniel Larson is unintentionally funnier than Chris Chan currently?
I feel like he earns the title of "King Lolcow" for zoomers as Chris was for Millennials
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The main difference between CWC and Daniel Larson right now is that I suspect Chris is being paid to make those videos. However, I still see zoomers discovering classic CWC content for the first time on the CWiki -- and then they come and make accounts here.

Why? Because to put it bluntly, "classic" CWC had far better writers than Daniel Larson does. To give an example, the Liquid Chris/Kasey storyline played out over a period of months. With the current crop of "managers" Mr. Larson has, they don't have an attention span of more than 36 hours. They get Daniel Larson to fly across the country, and have no idea what to do with him when he gets there. This usually leads to Mr. Larson being arrested. (And then they complain that the jail let him out after a few hours.) But what if they did a better job once they got him there?

Some people might think it was the height of comedy when Daniel was tackled for trying to enter a restricted area at a football game. However, imagine if the weens had planned ahead -- or at least had someone the caliber of Alec Benson Leary or Marvin calling the shots. Prior to bringing him out, they could have hoaxed the University event staff claiming that UCB Alumni and recording artist Daniel Larson would be in town on these dates. He's currently up for a Dove Award for his song "Roaring Thunder" and he'd like to sing the national anthem for them before the game -- free of charge. (The event staff at public universities have a tight budget, are usually ran by the students themselves, and nobody knows about the Dove awards, so they would have jumped at the chance.) Then Coach Prime, the university president, and everyone else in the arena would all have to stand there slack-jawed while this homeless guy with a Three Stooges haircut sings the "Star Spangled Banner" on national TV.

Instead of that, they have him do things that could get him physically hurt or get others hurt -- all for 30 seconds of TikTok and a smattering of updoots.

(Please do not DM me with any trolling plans. That's for your generation to figure out.)
 
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